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Bloor Gator

@bloorgator.bsky.social
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Father, lawyer, Gator, and lover of college football.

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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
100%. Red River aberrations aren’t really a thing.
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Respect, neighbor. HOA can’t say nothin.
A house with a ten foot skeleton in the front yard. The skeleton is wearing a Santa hat and red coat.
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
There’s still good news in the world. Go Gators.
Article excerpt saying the Florida gators are hiring offensive line coach Phil Trautwein, who played for UF, and has coached seven nfl draft picks.
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Perhaps I am an even bigger nerd than I thought?
Final Jeopardy question for the category movie characters: the novelization of a 1977 movie awarded this character a medal at the end writing a perceived wrong.
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I love sports
A feed of posts reacting to the World Series, saying “I am ill” “HELP” “this is mad” and other various emotions of shock and horror
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Admittedly, I didn’t see us losing to usf, but this whole egg laying ain’t a surprise. I got receipts
Text message from August 26 saying, “I’ve seen this coaching staff. After we’re tied with South FL in the third quarter, I think we’ll amend our projections.”
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The kids and I have concluded Santa ascends the chimney by sitting down and ripping a mega fart. Exhibit A:
Picture of a seated Santa erupting from a chimney with wafts of gas propelling him
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Tennessee fans spell “God See Vocky T P S”
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Nice
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
This was a gift from me Mom’s trip to Iceland. Based on the package, what are you supposed to do with this salt?
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Sweet Lord, TCU. It’s the first drive of the season
TCU has three penalties for 45 yards in one drive.
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Here it is with alt text
“It’s all about winning,” Brown said. “They played as hard as they could. I really admire (Minnesota coach) P.J. Fleck. I hate this for his team. They didn’t win. I really hate for the young guy. I love that our young guy kicked the field goal through. I hate their guy missed it. That’s tough for him, and it’s good for us. But I told P.J. after the game, this is what college football should be about. A bunch of great kids that played as hard as they could, played for three and a half hours, and it comes down to the last kick.”
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
I can only read this in @jasonkirk.fyi’s Mac Brown voice
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Come on, @theathletic.bsky.social you’re better than this
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
It’s a word, dammit! (And this is from a week ago. Not spoiling guesses for anyone)
Wordle guess showing DOINK is maddeningly not a word
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Who you calling basic, Amazon?
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
What do you get your mother for Christmas?
Box reading “Mini Electric Chain Saw”
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I can’t tell if he’s really this stupid or this was the laziest set-up by the CIA
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Bloor Gator @bloorgator.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Spectrum having espn at 7pm and then mysteriously having a fee dispute with Disney at 8pm seems like, what’s the word, complete horseshit.
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