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@bloops.uk
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One of the dreamers Kermit sang about. Video jester at the back of a log: www.youtube.com/@Bloops

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Bloops @bloops.uk · 27/09/2026
Holy hell. This is so absurd from a conceptual level that I don't know how to word this in a funny or silly way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xth_...
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 26/09/2026
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 26/09/2026
I'm officially Ubisoft material, but unfortunately for them I was not in my prime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MOJ...
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 25/09/2026
My friends coerced me into paying for a Sony product. It was a good time, though.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 25/09/2026
So close!!!!!!!!!!! Just barely under 100 to go!!!!
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 23/09/2026
I got this email earlier. They absolutely cancelled everything that wasn't already picked up.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 23/09/2026
It's unfortunately already fixed :(
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 23/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOO
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 23/09/2026
What the hell it's real!!! (Pokopia wasn't in stock....)
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 22/09/2026
I've got a storytime™ video in the works. :) I was aiming to have it finished today but it needs a little more time, I've been a very busy bee. bzzz. bzzzzz. Yeah. Bees know what that mean. Will release this Saturday, with the Patreon edition being available as soon as tomorrow! bbzzzz.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 22/09/2026
I'm in an art gallery and there are prints of AI slop on the wall. Why does my heart keep on beating in this world?
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 19/09/2026
I do it to her every single day.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 18/09/2026
355 missions down and there is no end in sight.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 18/09/2026
I can almost taste the pennies in ad revenue.... 118 to go until the big monetization goal !!!
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 18/09/2026
I just realised that's my head in the opening montage, too.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 18/09/2026
The real winners were the five people who brought their 3DS.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 17/09/2026
I find it really funny seeing people freak out over the idea of Sonic having a relatively small team dedicated to content for younger children because when Mario did it, everybody was sunshine and rainbows and waiting for the first frame Hello, Mario! was available on the eShop.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 17/09/2026
I think this game was made to stop people having a fetish because it is absolute poo from a bum.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 15/09/2026
Won a video game pub quiz. I know gaming.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 13/09/2026
I do it better and sexier than AI.
A picture of me drinking water in a forest. I'm wearing a brown collared shirt with a blue polka dot tie. A wireless microphone is clipped through the tie's knot. I am white and also wearing glasses.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 13/09/2026
quite literally lacking in soul it seems
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 12/09/2026
I filmed this video with a camera. Smile for the GameBoy™ Camera!... Ew, your teeth look green. youtu.be/X1sDMmtrwNU
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 12/09/2026
Video filmed with camera comes out today.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 09/09/2026
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 09/09/2026
I genuinely never thought I'd see this with my own eyes. I'm still a couple hundred subscribers away from monetizing the channel, but this is still pretty ludicrous to stumble into.
"Congrats, you're a YouTube partner. Your passion can now pay off. Get started by setting up a way to earn."
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah
Greasy trim lying closely against the Nintendo Museum's SNES cushion.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 09/09/2026
What the hell happened while I was asleep????
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 09/09/2026
Congratulations to my first video to hit the six digits. I'm honestly feeling bittersweet that something I made in a day to fill time was the one to do it while everything else was left hovering around 1000 views at most. I'm very much reflecting on what I should do in terms of YouTube...
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 08/09/2026
Whole direct is this cutscene in full.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 08/09/2026
I did not expect a quickly tact nearly scrapped video to become my first video to (probably) reach 100k views. Thank you? I can't lie, it's bittersweet. I'd love my big properly scripted stuff to perform this well and stick... I don't have much modern gaming tat earnestly rant about past this.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 08/09/2026
Very happy to say the GB video is FINALLY DONE!! (Besides a couple of slideshow photos that I'll grab real quick tomorrow but ssshhh) Would be very appreciative if anybody is willing to be an early onlooker to let me know if it's actually a good video or not! It's been awhile, I'm nervous init?
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 08/09/2026
"Now, we have one more thing to show you!" Fades to black. The darkness becomes a door for a seamless transition. (Images via: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Rj...)
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 08/09/2026
I'm saying this in advance, those are scratches near the hinge, not dandruff from my trim.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 07/09/2026
car arse the video game
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 07/09/2026
It's a bit late, but the GB Camera video will be finished tomorrow. I have the rough edit down, I just need to add a few more sounds and smaller animations. This ended up being a much more exhaustive job than I expected. It's quite short, and visually a bit simple, but it was a pain to figure out.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 07/09/2026
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 06/09/2026
I got all cozy in the front row with a GB Camera on hand and managed to get some surprisingly decent shots for a dimly lit stage room. The show was proper funny and entertaining, you should absolutely watch it online! Unlike me you get to see it in HD.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 06/09/2026
new pfp
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 06/09/2026
Huge fan of the German game having a huge block of license agreement in English at the top. Very cool.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 06/09/2026
Felt like subjecting myself to as many labels on a Switch case as were available.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 06/09/2026
HUGE NEWS!!! Tomodachi pulled through and got to 4,000 hours of watch time!!! The daunting part is over, now I just need to make 300 subscribers by the end of the year!!!! I genuinely can't believe this is actually in reach. I hope the rollback starting October doesn't ruin things :')
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 05/09/2026
An iDog clip attached to a withered tree branch.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 04/09/2026
It's still a long shot, but my Tomodachi Life ramblings got a sudden burst of minor relevancy that suddenly made the monetisation goal feel achievable!! I'm still some 300 subscribers off and a fair few hundred watch hours away, but I might actually cram it in before YT's minimum changes???
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 04/09/2026
The Crazy Frog of automobiles.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 03/09/2026
Met a fan. Thank you @fangamer.com.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 02/09/2026
Unthaombale Fortnite sprite potential.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 02/09/2026
Mr Saturn goes global.
Mr Saturn in the audience if Gamescom Open Night LiveMr Saturn in the audience of Gamescom GDQMr Saturn posing at Cologne Cathedral Mr Saturn banging out to a live performance by The Jiggytones & David Wise
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 01/09/2026
I'm Ubisoft material ♥️ www.instagram.com/reel/DcrGJ8x...
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 01/09/2026
Someone at Ubisoft thought it'd be bare jokes to make a ton of headbands with Rayman's head on it and now a bunch of us pricks have this stupid piece of merchandise that probably only exists as a piss take to see if they could get the higher ups to approve and mass produce it. I love that person.
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Bloops @bloops.uk · 01/09/2026
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