*beep*
-Thank you for holding, this is the Clown Hotline, how may I assist you?-
"Aghgh I n-need he-eEOURP-"
-Ma'am please keep this line clear, despite the clown name we don't appreciate joke burp calls-
"No PLEASE i-its the toys, they're BLOWING me uUAHGHGgp"
-Have a nice day, ma'am-
"nononOGHGH-"