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posting is my blade.....................

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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
CJ Stroud looks like he's about to cry
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
UGH PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE CHRONOLOGICAL FEED BLUESKY FFS
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This is a great point- like building a new football stadium to get more luxury boxes
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
the point of the ballroom obvs has nothing to do with aesthetics. it's to create an architectural structure to honor the patronage networks that currently dominate US politics. previous WH venues hosted maybe a couple of hundred people; this hosts nearly 1,000 rich donors.
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Ruth’s Chris Haunted House @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
And so we cha cha on, sliding to the left, borne ceaselessly back now y’all
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Awful vibes. Dreadful
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
hmm
Timothee Chalamet as Wonka w/NAACP Image Award Nominees category description on HBO Max
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
lol they shoulda made Gal Gadot present the Oscar to No Other Land #oscars
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
(giggling intensifies)
A box of Japanese shortbread that is labeled "Couque D'asses"
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
ate a bunch of fake meat last night and now am just a skein of skin wrapped around a man shaped fart
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The pornobots on Bluesky are so much more demure
A baffling post from an AI account which reads "Breakfast is the source of the human body for the day, so I hope you enjoy a good one!" Not clear if "good one" refers to "human body" or "day*
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just checked in on X and oooh, buddy. Recommended a live interview with Ted Cruz right out of the gate, ad for a dropshipped fake Switch at the top of the timeline... grim stuff
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Real Ass Skeets @bloodfartzz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
After a long hiatus, I have decided to become a Poster again. The world can breathe easier know knowing that my opinions, once again, will be made public.
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