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blondgarbage

@blondgarbage.bsky.social
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nsfw 🔞 🏳️‍🌈 just your average beach boy looking for attention happily partnered

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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone help me make this bed #monochromemonday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feeling bubbly in the bath 🫧
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does #fursday count if your fur’s all wet?
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess it’s #humpday again?
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taking every last chance to get some sun on these buns before fall comes in full force #monochromemonday #mcm
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Need a sugar daddy to come save me from this hellscape called life
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know it’s #monochromemonday but I’m too lazy to filter these
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Car is back in the shop. Send nudes to cheer me up. #monochromemonday #mcm
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What part of my body can I sell for extra cash? (My car broke down and I was quoted almost 3K for repairs 🙃)
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Another $layyyter portrait in the making
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy #fcf from my shitty job to yours 😘
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Getting ready to sun my buns #monochromemonday #mcm
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Worked on this a little bit more and I actually love it (not that any of you care)
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m not no fuckin’ cowboy. I’m a fuckin’ hillbilly.
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Scrolling Bluesky today has had me like this for the past 2 hours
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m so bored. Someone entertain me 😩
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Guys….. I made Slayyysus 😂😭
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
POV: you’re talking to me but it’s #thirstythursday and I’m not wearing any underwear
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Siri play “my humps” by black eyed peas #humpday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wishing I was at home tanning my buns. Instead, I’m stuck all alone at the office yet again.
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I also did a monochrome doodle and have no one else to share it with except you lovely boys
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s been way too long since I gave you guys some #monochromemonday #mcm magic
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Finally starting to feel like myself again so here’s a treat to celebrate
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I regret to inform you all that I am back 😈 Happy #Humpday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I want a sssssssigarette
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This bird I drew is definitely listening to slayyyter
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is where the magic happens
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Spending my day at work drawing ducks. (No, not a typo. I mean ducks)
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Peek a boo
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Feeling like brokegarbage so you’ll have to imagine it’s hard for #fcf
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Happy #fursday. Time to get my uniform on for work 😪
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#humpday part 2 (I’m bored)
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Someone said “fuego” when they saw my pants. I said wtf did you just call me??? #humpday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’M A BROKE BITCH I’M A STAR
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Who needs some furry tiddies? #fursday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
On or off? Enjoy your #humpday boys!
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Throwback #fursday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me sending my man pictures of the precum in my underwear
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I need some help cleaning up #humpday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Happy #humpday boys 😘
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Saw this bird in a Facebook reel and couldn't help myself, had to do a little doodle
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
And here's Pt 2 🥰
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Why am I more scared to share doodles than my noodle? 😂😂😂 Anyways here's Pt 1 of "See it in Your Eyes"
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ugh. The snow is back.
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Gunnah hop in the shower. You coming? #humpday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Havin' some #humpday fun
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Finally getting a haircut tomorrow so I can make some new content for you guys 😂 but for now here is an oldie for (not so) #fcf
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Quick #humpday pic while everyone's out on lunch. Been kinda MIA lately. Let me know how I can make it up to you, boys 😘
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Always feral at work on #humpday
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blondgarbage @blondgarbage.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
When it's #fcf but you're stuck at the office
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