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THERES A BOMB THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY THERESA BOMB STRAPPED TO MY ITS ABOUT TO GO uhh ouhhh im outt ta blowww aaauhh im about ta blow uuauAAAAAAAA

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

THAT’S what I’M saying!!!

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

(( the cubot album would just be penis music for several hours occasionally broken up by a hatsune miku song

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

(( Cubot is the special little boy of two god like forces now (the other is momma robotnik)

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

fuuuuuuck…. I guess it’s back to sleeping with the ol cyber singer mika body pillow which is NOT SEXUAL by the way I DO NOT GOON TO CYBER SINGER MIKA. SHE’S AN INSPIRATION. AN ICON.

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

[ deadpan ] I didn’t- I didn’t even do anything. I was gonna ask if you could fix my chronic back pain

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

are we talking about November 22nd 1963? It was one time. ONE TIME. The skin was so comfortable

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

uhm… hai! Did you kno, that, uh…. Eeee bee be beee…. Eee bee beee…. Ebehbeh, beeh beeeh!

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Oh, hush down. They certainly did their best— best they could do with a budding community! They’re leagues ahead of those INHUMAN beasts clinging to their clout on the muskrat website. Yuck! Meh, I’m over it. It’s just all drivel. As long as nobody else is planning on a stupid RACE Storyline!

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

[ turning the comically big crank to close the Groknik Gate ] [ is very feverishly cranking it ] IM GOIN AS FASTR AS I CAN

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I get to be one of the old guys

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Oh, and there goes any hope I have of this place not reeking of musk. The moment we get a Darkseid with a desaturated account layout that makes it impossible to comprehend— well, then EVERYBODY is going to be doing it! That’s terrible!

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Personally, I’m just glad it isn’t Darkseid again!

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Bah! A bunch of them are gonna lose steam, and the entire race is gonna fall through the cracks. I’m calling it. At least we’ll be there to see it!

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Oh, my apologies! Seems they decided to only be a LITTLE less original. How many of those did we get per year back on the Everyshit App? Five? Ten? Fifteen?

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Oh, yeah— writing 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 emerald scavenger hunt SL!

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

That’s not a drink, sonic! That’s a condition.

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Oh, you mean a canker sore? Uh… those are either from a food particle getting stuck in there and making a little cut in your gums. Or you’re stressed! Dunno what you’d be stressed about though. What drink did you decide on

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

This table feels like how knuckles smells. Anyways how has your day been man

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I MEANR MIKU I’m sorry hatsune miku please don’t hurt me

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

to me, so i’ve gone sober. My point is my body pillow is for sleeping!!! For my back!!!!! It’s not even sexual, I just want to support cyber singer Mika because she’s AWESOME!!!!!! what about you Sonic do you like Mika, or do you like her human equivalent Miko

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Do you have morals, sonic? Besides anything to do with saving or destroying the world? Because I think it’s evil to draft somebody into a war without their consent. Or assuming a body pillow is inherently sexual. I actually haven’t been a slut since twitter reccomended actual nsfw

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Cus celery is basically nothing. It’s like 90% water, he’s not gonna get sustenance front those sticks! That’s why I always think we should go to KFC, for a hearty meal that sticks to our bones. Never Chick-Fil-A, though. I have a moral stance against them.

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

[ absolutely ignoring sonic ] but we shouldnt get into politics. This place has really good food— the calamari platter is nice and SLIMY as it crawls down my simulated gullet. It’s Delectable. The boss gets the wings and celery, but I just think he should get double wings,

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

And don’t get me started on tusk, man. Oh my god, he fell off so hard. I can’t believe he decided to do that in front of all those people… twice!

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

You’d think our friend, Joey B, woulda stopped the Rumper from making a mess of our economy. But now he’s gone, and the rumper is back in. And he’s banning remote work while he’s off playing golf instead of doing his job!! Who DOES that?!?

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I dunno. It’s weird. Like how flying should be the WIND type. Which isn’t real, no matter what silver sonic prototype will tell you. Wind type isn’t real! But you know what is real? The state of this economy! I mean, have you SEEN the price of eggs???

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DR. IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK. @newtrogichighz0ne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

[ putting on noise cancelling headphones ] Now pick an appetizer Sonic. Cubot and Orbot are going to share the calamari platter and I'm going to get the Wings and Celery but it's not enough to share and also pick a drink from the back of the menu before the waitress gets back

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

It’s all the same stuff, so I dunno why they felt the need to differentiate them. Were they just trying to get as many rules as possible??? Is that why ice and water are different types?! Those should also be one type. They’re just different states of matter

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

You are, okay. It’s actually kind of funny. Iron thorns is already bad cus it’s quad weak to ground, a very common type in the competetive —- by the way, rock and ground are two different types. Which makes no sense. Rocks are just ground, right?

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

The Godzilla looking guy, ANYWAYS, he’s actually only around like 570 BST, which is around 30 points lower than his ‘primitive’ counterpart. That 30 means a lot and— you’re getting all this, right?

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Now, see, what they don’t tell you is that a couple of paradoxes are actually WEAKER than their ‘normal’ counterparts, cus their base counterparts actually have a higher BST. Paradoxes usually have a BST of 570 or 590, right? Look at iron thorns. That’s

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cubot @blocckkhead.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

stats determining their specific battle attributes) all end in even numbers. This is to symbolize how they are all perfect cyborgs. Meanwhile, all the past paradoxes end in odd numbers because they are wild and chaotic

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