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Britt, educated big mouth

@blkcuriositea.bsky.social
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Always trust a big girl with a cackle & an accent. Unapologetically Black, authentically me. Either in a mumu or heels yelling about sport, work, life. Words my own; not endorsed by/reflective of employer. Reposts & likes don’t always equate endorsement.

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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feels like Ted Lasso is leading up to two inevitable but unfortunate plot points: 1. The death of Mae 2. That the terrible tacky woman is buying the club from under Rebecca (and she’s going to be successful if the writers have the tits). Keely was an unexpected moment that’s bittersweet.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m living an actual nightmare: A giant fucking spider just crawled underneath the garage couch. I am actually ugly couch.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I began the day with 181 items to grade. With exactly 1 left until I’d fully finished/caught up completely, the power and internet just went out. I am going to have a fucking stroke.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG, I caught the race! Well, kinda, but I did it
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes you gotta let someone fight their own demons, even if they slay you in process.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m pushing through this thing through sheer force of will because I deserve to be fine too.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact: My security system chirps every 90 seconds when disconnected from the internet. In other news, we’ve been without internet since 6AM yesterday.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Your daughter and her friends had a night. I hope it makes you happy; I hope you still care.)
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks to Bomani Jones’ absolutely WRONG opinion, it’s a Babyface day — so don’t talk to me unless you wanna fight in the rain or make love like the 90s.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is very real. My computer bought tickets to a whole bunch of really cool shit I could not afford. AI must be stopped.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna have to figure out how to keep up with F1 now but congrats to Georgie.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ordered 2 dresses for a funeral tomorrow and received a size medium white dress and a red shawl. I have no appropriate black dresses that still fit. The funeral starts an hour before any shops would open and it’s two hours away. Literally nothing I can do so it is what it is.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just gonna throw this out here on the off-chance You see it: I’m going to go ahead and get Unrivaled tour tickets because it’s in the/your/our city, and it’s 2 days before your birthday, and because I believe we will be okay. Here is to believing.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also I was outside for more time today than the ENTIRE year combined and can confirm, still absolutely hate it.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Easily could’ve gone to jail tonight as I almost threw my friend’s ex over the balcony when she stalked us from one bar to the next. Happy Pride. 🥰🥰
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out, all I needed was to get drunk at Pride and let pretty studs and dykes flirt with me.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I notionally stayed awake. I wish I did not.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I AM JUST LEAVING 😭😭😭😭
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nail appointment was set for 12:00PM on Wednesday. Then it moved to 13:00. Then 14:00. Then 15:00. Then she asked to reschedule for Friday (tonight) at 19:00. Then it moved to 20:45. It is 21:40 and there are 2 people in front of me. If I didn’t have an event tomorrow, I would’ve dipped.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I honestly think an AIM away message would really do wonders for me. Those things were so therapeutic.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a person with a John Mayer tattoo, it’s a great time to also be a person with an Ed Sheeran tattoo.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also, I relish being the age where I understand every lyric on a soul level. Just screaming for three straight days.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The algorithm keeps giving me Brandi Carlile and Alanis Morissette singing “Uninvited,” and I am nothing if not obedient. Every angle, every version, straight to my veins.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Some seasons are just about surviving until you can meet the version of you that you’ve always wanted to be.”
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you think about it, my body is littered with problematic white men. This skeet-skight is about tattoos.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have twenty minutes until I’m home and I have already unbuttoned this jumpsuit. I am old enough to drive titties out but am too old to piss myself sober.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have a beer or a shot for my friend, and join us by playing Billy Joel’s “Piano Man.”
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s started raining for the first time in months. Even the sky is sad…
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
College students do not know what initials are. The number one question this semester has been “what does ‘student initials’ mean?”
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A student asked 108 questions about the syllabus. 3 questions a page, 36 pages total. 1/3 of the questions began “How do you justify —“
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This Makes Me Want To Weep And Then Die
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Unpopular Opinion: We’ve bought/brought in WAY too many new players and we’re going to waste at least half the season just trying to get them in sync. They could be great when we get there, but we might be in jeopardy by the time we do.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Email to student: Here is list of things you need to address when you move forward. Email from student: Are you going to tell me what I did wrong or what to fix?
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I sure am missing my sweet grumpy boy tonight. 🩶🩶
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When I say this is the worst year of my life, I mean that at every turn it has been filled with awful, awful, awful awfulness that compounds in every facet of my life. Truly have not felt joy and peace in 2026.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just missed the biggest deadline of my career by one minute and have absolutely no idea if I’ll be employed in a year.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was just thinking, “Save Mikey, do we just look…not good?” and then he scored.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Awwww, not the baby!! Get in, Mikey!
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s funny how much of our lives center on a service that didn’t even exist fifty years ago.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was starting to get first day anxiety (so much to do in too small a window before a wall of classes) and then the internet went out. And like, there’s nothing I can do about that. So I’m just gonna float on until it’s up.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
After years at the brink of heat stroke, I finally broke down and got a proper aircon unit for the garage. Ooooooh my goodness. The game has changed. We’ve just hit the high 70sF/mid 20sC for the first time in MONTHS.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There’s a crew here working on the aircon, so naturally I’ve stuffed them with food and have 2 bottles of water per person. Y’all not working for me without food and appreciation!
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The only way for the food (on the table) to get into my body (on the bed) is for me to move. And I think that’s really unfair.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Easily one of the worst decisions I have ever ever made was buying a house. It is an absolutely scam and you will be bamboozled with no real world benefits, ESPECIALLY in the current economic climate. Rent somewhere you can afford comfortably. Get renter’s insurance. Be happy and carefree.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s the last week of the semester and the number one question — by far — “What’s a newspaper?” I teach college.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This guy was on a date with this stunning Black woman and thought negging was a good play. And, like, sir. You are at a WNBA game. We will take your girl and change her life. Acting like buying a hot dog and a White Claw was a sign of something. BUM — I will buy this stadium, don’t piss me off!!
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
To the GORGEOUS woman in line in front of me at concessions at the Dallas Wings - Golden State Valkyries game last night: Don’t let that man stop you from finding your wife!
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And when I smile softly & say: “I miss him. I miss him everyday. He represented something good & right, and he gave me things I’d yearned for for years. I’d take him back right now, no one can replace him for me. I’ll love him forever.” Please just know that I am talking about Ange Postecoglou.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And when I smile softly & say: “I miss him. I miss him everyday. He represented something good & right, and he gave me things I’d yearned for for years. I’d take him back right now, no one can replace him for me. I’ll love him forever.” Please just know that I am talking about Ange Postecoglou.
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Crying Sad
Alt: Man looks out window sadly then sobs and puts his fist in his mouth
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
HOWEVER COMMA A THREAD ABOUT THE ONE EXCEPTION WITH JUICY JUSTICE FOR THE WIN: This vicious little twiglet cut me off in the boarding line twice and gave me a delicious moment of “stunt on these hoes.” Things to know: there are two lanes and it’s now open boarding.
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Britt, educated big mouth @blkcuriositea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yesterday could’ve been an awful travel nightmare, but honestly each and every single person I encountered was wonderful and helpful. (Also I made the 60-70 minute drive home in 35. I was not playing with them hoes.)
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