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— MESMER

@blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social
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「 WHEW! I AM TIRED FROM ALL THIS EFFORT. I MUST REST NOW. 」

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— THE HAUNT @jack-o-kazam.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
「 This year's different. I see it in the skies.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
「 Oh dear. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
ㅤㅤㅤLong snore... before he jolts awake. 「 Huh? What did I miss? 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🎹 She's very cute.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ㅤㅤㅤHe returns their wave, before pulling out a portable hole and vanishing within it.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 That won't change anything. 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe keeps his eyes on them, before waving away the rest of the snow. 「 I'll be back to my store now. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🎹 You are quickly getting me deeply attached to Misty. My favorite little soping wet cog.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🎹 She's soooo cuteness...
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Rather well. Though there is an oddity... I've sent him your way so you two can discuss in person.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 You have to remember what your company represents here. Not every toon is going to find out— or care— about the intricacies of your life. You're part of the company tearing our town apart, so toons are naturally weary. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
That's better. Good morning, Doctor.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 Most Toon attacks are pre-emptive self defense. But you aren't doing anything, so I have no need to attack. 」 「 This does not make us friends. I hold nothing but contempt for your company. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It isn't noon yet, Doctor.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 Trust me, I know. But while your secrets are safe from C.O.G.S. Inc, do not forget I am a Toon Council member. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Alright, then head down to Loopy Lane. It's the one that leads to Minnie's Melodyland.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
That's Toontown Central. I knew you could make it on your own. There's a few restaurants there. Dottie's Ditzy Diner, Flo's Oats and Grits, Tee-Hee Tea Shop, Silly Sal's Daffy Diner, Sanjay's Stomach Stuffer, Laughter Hours Cafe, Chorley Cafe, Spaghetti and Goofballs... (He just keeps going.)
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What was the look? Did it have a theme, or was it very... yellow?
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A lot of the playgrounds have little snacks around. But, if you need something more, there's a few restaurants. What playground did you end up in?
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Money, bait, pet treats, or a little snack. It would be nonsensical if our money had no other use, and not in the surreal humor sense.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Be careful, the bait for those is also our currency. But have fun exploring as you head around.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Have you found The Doctor yet?
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Then why use it as clarification?
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
That is not a very affirming thing to say to a rabbit.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
(writing that down in a book titled "toons who hate me vol 3") (it is not a thin book.)
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ㅤㅤㅤDespite the humorous occurance, he doesn't laugh a touch, just nodding at Eros. 「 I wish you luck on your journey. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ㅤㅤㅤHe turns it bristle side up, lightly smacking Eros' side.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ㅤㅤㅤHe simply tsks, walking to the back of his shop and returning with a broom.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 How else does the baby chick learn to fly? Now go, flap around. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🎹 Blog posts, really. The official wiki (OFFICIAL. OFFICIAL. DO NOT GO ON FANDOM WIKI) has a good source of them, as well as having character specific quotes on their own pages... if they're relevant enough. The unofficial 26th argive (arg archive) is a good source for that content as well!
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🎹 The Clump... she's very quotable. Remember to put "And today, my story is Rewritten." It's the "We're Team Fortress" of TTR.
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— TRAVELING SALESMAN @lordlowdenclear.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 YOU CAN'T GO OUT ON YOUR OWN, AND THE REST OF US NEED TO STAY BEHIND AND PREPARE FOR OPERATION: DUCK HUNT.
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THE RAINMAKER. @blackenedseas.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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THE RAINMAKER. @blackenedseas.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 I'm not saying a word to that company, not with all the laywers they have. And I must agree, that is just silly. And not the toony kind. 」
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Doctor Surlee ⏳ [perma-hiatus] @doctorsurlee.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🕰️ October 26th, 1998. That's the day I came back to. 🪶 #TTRP #MVRP ⠀
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Zilly Fumblebump @aispai.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
╔══《AI SPAI; SELLBOT SLEUTH》══╗
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 The roads are very straightforward. Down to Lighthouse Lane, then Barnacle Boulevard to Punchline Place, then the Toon Hall. At least try before you give up. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
That's something not even he has learned... but yes, whimsy is a very important thing.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Being smart does not stop one from being stupid. Case in point... Doctor Surlee Gyro Gearloose.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
—down Barnacle Boulevard to reach Toontown Central. In the Toon Hall, that's where you'll find the scientoons. 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe tears out the map, rolls it up... and sticks it in his own robe. 「 If you get lost, only then can you come back for the map. 」
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 As long as you're not visibly robotic, the toons won't worry about you a bit. 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe walks over to a bookshelf, pulling out an empty book and marking down a map. 「 You're going to want to head down about that way to get to Lighthouse Lane, then follow that down to the playground. Then, head—
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yes.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Quite.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
..uh huh. I believe that's all I need to know...
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
..your what?
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❆ Paula Behr @paulabehr.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
「 YOUR WORDING MAY BE OFF,
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🎹 Look at her...
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🎹 We have insane Paula bias from Toontownronpa, and we even have ocs to be her kids... she's so wonderful.
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— MESMER @blizzardwizardlom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🎹 On the list of other toons I'd want to play... maybe Paula? And maybe Flippy, but I know he's SO different between Clash and Rewritten.
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