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Blitzerous

@blitzerous.bsky.social
11 followers 9 following 17 posts

I like space and cats.

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Blitzerous @blitzerous.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Realization hits hard (I'm definitely not the first person to do this)
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Blitzerous @blitzerous.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Congrats
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Blitzerous @blitzerous.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
That's the guy who peed on Eggman's wife
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Blitzerous @blitzerous.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Found the first drawing of the goober
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Blitzerous @blitzerous.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I’m very late
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Blitzerous @blitzerous.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Whoops
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Blitzerous @blitzerous.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
The best thing yet
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Blitzerous @blitzerous.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Hehehe hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you. I'm keeping your stocks. I'm taking over Best Buy the News is MINE and EVERYONE ELSE CAN LEAVE. YOU SEE THAT PLANET!? I'M TAKING IT TOO! IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WALNUT! BLAM! AND IT BUSTED A NUT! THEN AND THERE!.
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