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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel

@blitzbittz.bsky.social
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26 | artist/writer | 18+ only! | ceo of daddy daughter #helluvaboss #stolitz twitter: x.com/blitzbittz tumblr: tumblr.com/blitzbittz ao3: stolbits

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🪷Hasumei @hasu66mei.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
With daughter~~~~
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✨ kat ✨ @blitzorithic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
the stolbits drawn by @blitzbittz.bsky.social finally met in real life! @mydarlingblitz.bsky.social
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Owl-Town ^ART^ @wolfsdden.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Cuties ^^ #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzo #Stolitz #Fyp #Comic #Art #Sketch #Fanart #ShipArt #Funny
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Akela Clismo @akelaclismo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
@blitzbittz.bsky.social thank you so very much for the opportunity to com you! And thank you for bringing my oc to life!
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팔도버블면(Paldo) @paldo59.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
♈️🌙 #HelluvaBoss #Blitzo #Loona
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
say hi to the subnautica au commission that ive been working on for two months 💀 #helluvaboss #stolitz
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Sunn 🌻 @ HIATUS @sunnsuto.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I have no words to express how much I enjoyed doing this collab with @blitzbittz.bsky.social !! Ray gave me some gorgeous options to paint but I couldn't help but choose the couch cuddles drawing ToT) Hope you like it! 🥺💕
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
sketch comm // die young #helluvaboss #zoophobia #loona #jayjay
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NitaRose @nitarose.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Commission by @blitzbittz.bsky.social
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
sketch comm // and then no one saw them for three full hours #helluvaboss #salliewire
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
scream. i didnt kno u cant post nsfw on ko-fi. well. live and learn. i remember some of the comms sent in so ill be working on them until its back up o7
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
sketch comm \\ daddy daughter family bonding coming in a season 3 near you, TRUST!!! #helluvaboss #stolitz #loona
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
sketch comm \\ buckzo twin bonding <3 imo, blitz was an inch shorter than barbie in their early teen years and she never let him live it down #helluvaboss #blitz #barbie
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
oh my GOD MOOMIE, WE'RE NEXT TO EACH OTHER 🥹🥹🥹 this is so so sweet, waaaaaaaaaaaahugh
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
sketch comm \\ chu~ #helluvaboss #ozzie
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
hey guys im struggling to find work (the job market is Ass), so im gonna open up some emergency $5 sketch commissions for a short time! they're available only through my ko-fi. any help would be super appreciated!! ko-fi.com/c/3f388920ce
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Emergency Sketch Commissions
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
self love #helluvaboss #stolascest #stolas
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
yup. im here now #helluvaboss #blitz #blitzcest #dubcon
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
it's blitz's turn to fuck himself, i do declare #helluvaboss #blitz #blitzcest #dubcon
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nyoz @nozmo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
the new receptionist #helluvaboss comic, stolitz (1/2)
Helluva Boss fancomic about post-S2 finale Stolas working at I.M.P. We open on Stolas at his desk. He's on the phone with a potential client, flipping through a schedule book. He's sitting with his legs crossed and he's wearing a secretary outfit. 
Stolas: Yes, we are open to new clients. No, our office is not closed due to bug exterminators. You "read this online"?... Yes, lies on the Internet. A very dark and disturbing concept...
Stolas looks up and sees Blitz staring at him. Blitz looks Stolas up and down very slowly. Then he grins like a shitstain and walks into his own office, shutting the door behind him. Stolas is very distracted by this but he's still on the phone.
Stolas: ... I'll pencil you in.
Stolas scribbles something in the schedule book but his eyes are on Blitz's door.We are now in Blitz's office. The blinds are down. Stolas stands angrily in front of Blitz's desk, tip-tapping his finger with his arms crossed.
Stolas: I thought you said this wasn't going to devolve into an office sex roleplay and that you wanted me to "actually work".
Blitz has his legs up on his desk.
Blitz: Yeah? Why? Did I say anything about wanting to fuck you? Wow, Stolas! Now THAT would be inappropriate! 
Blitz laughs at the notion. Obviously an office sex roleplay would be so cliche there is no way that's happening, I mean yes it's also not appropriate for a boss to take advantage of a receptionist! 
Stolas is not as amused.Stolas: Ah, so you WEREN'T lustfully leering at my body?
Blitz: Of course not. As your boss, I was just admiring that body at work!
Stolas suddenly slams his hands down on Blitz's desk. The force of that action shuts Blitz up. Stolas looms over Blitz.
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
gettin slapped around like a hackey sack (loving) in the group chat for my hysterical screech of the gods at lvlup when blitz said daddy daughter in the new short 💀💀💀
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
the group chat held me hostage and made me turn stolitz and fizzarozzie into labubu. send help #helluvaboss #stolitz #fizzarozzie
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!! cheesin so hard
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Krem 🔞🩷💜💙 @kremlinart.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mother's Day 😊 #helluvaboss
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
stolitz cuddle(s) comm for @sheepingly.bsky.social :3 luv u buddy, this prompt EATS #helluvaboss #stolitz
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
a lil angsty commission from tumblr :) thought id throw it up here as well #helluvaboss #blitz #andrealphus
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Faeymouse @faeymouse.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY. Here, it’s dangerous out there, take some imp moms with you #helluvaboss
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Eve Wong 💫 NOT SPOILER FREE @barnowlhowl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Let me hold you, keep you close to me 💜 #Stolitz
Blitz holding Stolas as they sleep together on the couch.
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
save me: alternate version
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
save me #helluvaboss #stolitz
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
(pulls out an uno reverse card from my sleeve) #stolitz style trend ft. @blitzbittz.bsky.social!!!
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
annnddd here's another one for one of my fav stolas artists in the fandom @meribe-hb.bsky.social!! your style is so mesmerizing, i hope i did it justice!! :)
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
i had to do another one :3 a tribute to the incredibly talented @42paintbrushes.bsky.social!!!
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
stolitz art trend!! drew in @hellamews.bsky.social's style because i love her and her style is GORGEOUS <3
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
redraw of an abandoned storyboard anything involving blitz and loona and i lose my gyattdamn mind. theyre father and daUGHTER RAAAAAHHHHHHHH #helluvaboss #blitz #loona
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Goose @uhohgoose.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
BESTIE ERA! cannot WAIT for their B plot hijinks #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolas #moxxie
Stolas thinks hard with a pinched expression, while holding a tiny, equally thoughtful Moxxie in one fist like a stress toy. Modeled after the Warner Brothers' huge dog and tiny kitten characters, Marc Antony and Pussyfoot.Moxxie uses one of Stolas's tall shoulders to steady and aim his sniper rifle. Moxxie is intent and focused, while Stolas looks ruffled and alarmed by this development, but sits up straight and still regardless.Part 1 of 2 of the Fast Food Incident. Moxxie declares haughtily to the viewer, "Excuse me, he asked for no pickles." Behind him Stolas stands so tall only his awkward legs, and a Wackdonalds bag he leans down to hold out, are visible next to Moxxie. Stolas stands hesitantly, while Moxxie stands tall with pride and disdain.Part 2 of 2 of the Fast Food Incident. Stolas and Moxxie stand dejectedly in front of Blitz at his desk, who mimes shouting at them. Next to them is a waste basket filled with four Wackdonalds bags. The text reads, "Everyone's food was spat in. They aren't allowed to do the lunch run together anymore."
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ごさ @sangadonuts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i just want to see laughing and kissing #stolitz #helluvaboss
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i often make discord stickers for my buds lol thought id share dis one #helluvaboss #stolitz
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
stolas "spank me" (formerly) of the ars goetia #helluvaboss #stolitz
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VinDrewEvie.zip 💾 @dolldissection.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
deeply self-indulgent art because what else do i ever draw 💕
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
color dump #helluvaboss #stolitz
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
feelin evil. ⚠️tw // strangulation #helluvaboss #stolitz
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
sleepy tired 😴 #helluvaboss #stolitz
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
a little lovestruck imp and his witch wife doing normal witch things <3 redraw for @/sheepingly!!! #helluvaboss #stolitz
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Glitter☆Koneko @glitterkonekohb.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Sooo~ I commissioned @blitzbittz.bsky.social for some Rockstar Blitzø AU stuff! :D Thank you so much for the lovely art and the quick quick turnaround 💖 It made my morning!
Rockstar Blitzø AU - Stolitz moments before being interrupted by EmberlynnRockstar Blitzø AU - Blitz singing his heart out!
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
thank you so much for the commissions so far!! i still have 4 illustration slots open, and $15-20 sketch commission slots are fair game! :) thank you all, this is helping pay my bills this month lol
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
thanks for the comm!! :)
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
COMMISSIONS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN!! i have limited slots available so get 'em while they're hot!! thanks so much for all the support yall <3 MORE INFO IN THE REPLIES!! :)!
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
once again, when in art block: draw women 🔞🔞🔞 #helluvaboss #verbiemay
verosika mayday, sallie may, and barbie wire are pictured in a compromising position where barbie is sat fully nude on her knees with her back against verosika's also nude front. verosika's left hand is woven around barbie's hip so her fingers can dip suggestively down toward where barbie's cunt would be, were her legs not covering that area. verosika is grinning seductively up at barbie from behind, a plate of strawberries in her free hand, and her tail stroking against barbie's exposed nipple. while barbie is fully naked, verosika is topless, her heart -shaped areola visible, but she is wearing a red thong with a bow tied snug against her hip. her hair is up in a high pony-tail with a red scrunchy. sitting on a low table in front of them, sallie may is hovering over barbie, also fully nude except for her signature red bandana, grasping barbie's jaw with her left hand, nail sharply digging into barbie's cheek. with her right hand, sallie may is force-feeding barbie a strawberry, though barbie is fully complicit in the activity. there is strawberry juice dripping down the sides of barbie's mouth, and her yellow fangs are stained red. the drawing is fully colored with a slightly purple overlay and a simple background.
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ray | the mortifying ordeal of being a blitzcel @blitzbittz.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
stolas' noodle-y chicken legs give out two seconds later btw #helluvaboss #stolitz
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