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blitzballer53

@blitzballer53.bsky.social
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Geek 🤓 | Gamer 🎮 I Bator 🍆 I ATL 🍑 Queer ✨ I Elder Millennial 😂 | 🔞 NSFW

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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Currently experiencing a "not on my bingo card" weekend 🫠
An illuminated neon sign hanging from a wall that reads funky blues shack and depicts a small blue house with a yellow halo in the back ground
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Starting the week off right with bushy dong time
Downward view of my hairy morning erection and feet
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He's my son now and I love him dearly. So cute 😍
LEGO Eevee build
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Get you love drunk off my hump 🧡
View of my naked, hairy backside
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Having a very Atlanta holiday weekend. 🍑
Selfie with my diva fan that reads 'trippin balls'View of the stage and crowd at House In The Park in Atlanta
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Made my first lychee martini using the good glassware and juice from home grown limes. Cheers to the weekend! 🍸
Lychee martini glass on the railing of a porch with a tree vista in the background
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday is so fun here, I love it! There's dong, butts, pits, bellies, bush - all my faves. 🤤
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Goofy Being Silly and Amusing
Alt: Goofy Being Silly and Amusing
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TGIFCF 🍆
Upward view of my hairy erection, nuts and body, while exposing my furry pits
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's been a hot, musky summer 🥵
Shirtless selfie walking through the park after a tough workout
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The X-Men '97 intro is so good it should never be skipped.
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This house remix of Thunder Plains is healing the Sunday Scaries and my PTSD ⚡⚡⚡ youtu.be/ErA87pcrG-Y?...
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【Non-stop Mix】FINAL FANTASY X - House Grooves
YouTube video by SQUARE ENIX MUSIC Channel
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Spotted at Krog Tunnel 🦝
Graffiti art of Jimothy the raccoon in Krog Tunnel that reads it's ok to be weird
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anytime I successfully edit the slightest bit of HTML coding I feel like a champion 👾
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Zach Galifianakis Smiles and Nods
ALT: Zach Galifianakis Smiles and Nods
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me?
Black and white image of my reflection wearing my gay cowboy t shirt and tented aviator glasses during a commute home on public transit after experiencing Ariana Grande live in concert for the first time.
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A man disguises himself as an old woman to see his children more often.
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Watching The Sopranos for the first time and Artie Bucco is daddy. 🤤
Artie Bucco from The Sopranos lounging shirtless, wearing a towel on his head while sitting poolside
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
summertime schweddy
View of my legs spread with my hairy erection while sitting on my bate couch
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🚨 PSA for concert season: A timely reminder to everyone who attends live music and, for some ungodly reason, feels compelled to video entire songs from start to finish. Please, we need to talk about concert etiquette. 👇 (1/3)
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tame Impala 10/10 no notes what fun
View from the lower level of the Tame Impala show in Atlanta at State Farm Arena
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've never raided so much in my years playing Pokemon Go and it finally yielded shiny Mewtwo! Thanks to my new POGO raid friends for the help ✨😻
Screen shot of shiny Mewtwo from Pokemon Go
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
While I typically don't enjoy watching sports on television, the Argentina vs Egypt match was wild! Aaaand the players are 🔥
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*the edible hits* Me: This is fine
A photo depicting fireworks in the foreground while I sit outside.
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Enjoying the sun on #hairysacksaturday 🌞
View of my butt and hairy ballsack with the sunshine on my fuzzy cheeks.
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Summer sag is in full effect with this heat 🥵
Meme from Portlandia where Candace and Toni are experiencing heat.
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Let us all celebrate #fcf and bate
Exposing my hairy erection and saggy testicles during a morning stroke session in bed
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There are so many landline phones featured in Widow's Bay. What a time that some will never know ☎️
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Raise your hand if you think fruit tastes absolutely amazing while stoned. 💁‍♂️🍓🫐
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's cute seeing all the international visitors exploring our neighborhoods....and they are cute too 😜
Selfie wearing my blue Maine t shirt and my Shaky Knees trucker hat with a fertile, green plants as my backdrop.
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pride Skull 🌈💀
Street art mural of a human skull painted with colors of the rainbow
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Maschalagnia is defined as the sexual attraction to or fetish for human armpits. I've self diagnosed 🐽
Selfie of my exposed pits and my hairy body while hanging out naked
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Backroads weekend
Morning view of a gravel road traveling through a meadow while my dog walks ahead of me
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy Friday 🍑
View of me bending over to expose my hairy butt and hanging furry ballsack
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sock it to ya 🧦
My hairy erection at attention with my socked feet and legs in the background.
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Want 🤤🤤🤤 - Final Fantasy Resonance
Screen shot from the launch trailer of Final Fantasy Resonance
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I did not think a Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer was in the cards today, but yes!!! 🧡🧡🧡
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Sora Waking Up in Kingdom Hearts 4
Alt: Sora Waking Up in Kingdom Hearts 4
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I was required to show my ID to purchase non-alcoholic spirits 🤔🤷‍♂️
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Drinking wine and dreaming of your musky bush 🐽
Shirtless selfie while enjoying a cold glass of savvy b wine while relaxing in a reclining chair
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A friend shared this and it made me smile. Happy Pride to my fellow Sailor Scouts. 🌙
An illustration by Guilia Hartz of the Sailor Scouts that reads "There's more than one way to be a family"
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The chase scene from Point Break is so underrated 🏄‍♂️
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I really serve in my alt sometimes
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Get your tits out for Pride Month, y'all! Let's go! 🧡
Selfie of myself while sitting shirtless in my backyard while enjoying marijuana with my curly locks hanging down.
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A teeny, tiny Pokémon Center LEGO build 😻
A LEGO build of a mini Pokémon Center
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Full moon feral: coffee and cock edition 🌕☕
A POV shot of my hairy erection and my cup of morning coffee
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sunshine in Atlanta, finally! ☀️
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As a gay, I'm so thankful we had these comedic divas at the same time. ✨
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
All I want right now is a joint and to be sniffing your bush. 💨🐽
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Feet with a view 👣
Beachfront view of my thighs feet on the Gulf of Mexico...that's right, Gulf of Mexico
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Y'all like pits? 🐽
Selfie with my hairy armpits exposed
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The mood is Gulf of Mexico 🌊
View of the Gulf Mexico at sunset Selfie while enjoying sunset on the Gulf of Mexico
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blitzballer53 @blitzballer53.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My humps for hump day 🍑
Full view of my furry behind
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