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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I saw the future! And I was right, it was the least funny, most distressing outcome possible.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"I stopped nine stabbings" I scream, blood dripping from my backpack full of knives, "the mayor must now give me the key to the city!" Stabbing enthusiasts have gathered, applauding both the number of people I have stabbed and the number of people I have not, "award him" they shout in unison.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Congratulations to all of the Epstein victims, now that the Dow is 46,000, the DOJ is definitely going to consider following the law by releasing all the Epstein files.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Congratulations to all of the Epstein victims, now that the Dow is 47,000, the DOJ might consider following the law by releasing all documents from the Epstein files.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Congratulations to all the Epstein victims! Now that the Dow is below 49,000, Pam Bondi is obligated to follow the Epstein document disclosure law.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The sound you hear is one million logistics people ordering shit as fast as possible before Trump figures out how to do tariffs again.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If the dollar value of a Bitcoin drops below the cost of electricity to mine and miners stop mining, does that freeze the block chain and stop all further block chain transactions?
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If you are having trouble staying awake, just think, Steven Miller is in the White House hoping to use nukes his side failed to invent quickly enough in WWII.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You'll notice that most of these guys smile with their mouth closed. fluoridealert.org/about/team/
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
After reading Joyce Carol Oates burn about Elon, it was a great burn, but it also hit home because not sharing things you love applies to me, and most people on social media. So, to share a tiny bit of my joy, the coffee in my profile picture was made by me. I'm very proud of it.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
It's enough to make you cry.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
JD Vance hasn't been happy since he got too fat to suck his own dick.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
18 U.S.C. § 2381 - Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them . . . is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or imprisoned and fined, and incapable of holding any U.S. office.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I'm not sure who needs to read this, but if elections didn't matter anymore, the party of Donald Trump would not be trying to steal them in Texas.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Today in history: Grok, a chatbot trained entirely on Stephen Miller's private messages, was set loose to express those feelings publicly.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It is interesting that Vought's plan to traumatize the federal workforce and make their work impossible, and Elon Musk's normal management practices are essentially identical.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Article II does not empower the President of the United States to unilaterally impose tariffs. Congress has the authority to shut that shit down.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I know this is obvious, but the first step toward not supporting Nazi bars is to leave them. If you don't need X, or Facebook, or Instagram, or Whatsapp, or Amazon Prime (sorry Bezos), you can delete/deactivate your account.
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blingofthehill.bsky.social @blingofthehill.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I am old enough to remember people saying Donald Trump isn't a fascist because all fascist regimes are expansionist and he was all about ending war.
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