Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 16hThere should be a law that if you want to start or run a tech company that you have to act like a human being for 1 full calendar month. They can’t do it. None of them can do it. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He’s right. Sit on his face until either he makes you cum or dies. 002
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Like, I know his doj would never prosecute him for it, but how is that not election malfeasance? 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Can’t wait for the next 10-20 “mysterious heart failure” reports on fatalities of people in ice possession. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026To be fair, how many people in your life would you be willing to replace with not only an angry duck, but a MAGICAL angry duck? 031
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’m so old I made sure to look for whether her heels were on the ground so you can tell if she’s got good ankle and hip flexibility. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026No you’re definitely biased towards the 2028 draft for qb named … (just gonna look this up real quick) oh hey, another Michigan guy, an Ohio State guy, an Auburn guy and a fun to say guy. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Why go through all that trouble when he could just 1 v 1 whoever is mvp? He’ll be fine. 010
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I mean, if the college is making a profit, then he’s working a job. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I feel like I’ve lost my hold on the underbelly of the internet that I can’t say with confidence that movie already exists. I know in my heart of hearts it does, but I haven’t gone looking for it and that feels like I’m losing touch with age. 010
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I wanted to ask what age we are currently in and thought it might be the internet age but if someone were making a movie to make a referential shot to that, they’d call it the age of AI and that makes me so sad. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I always thought France was fine it was the French that people didn’t like. Now, to be fair, I’m learning to like them for their tradition of protesting that actually yields results. Lowkey jealous of it to be honest as a Minnesotan. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The only reason you’d have that take is because looking up the shit people got up to in the 90’s is harder than just plugging things into a search bar. There are not more village idiots. It’s just more of them have megaphones. 0171
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I wonder if it’s something about the difference between “wow. that’s beautiful.” And “dawww that’s cute!” 040
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The right is simply fundamentally incapable of solving a problem. They can either create problems or make them worse. 020
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I’d really be fascinated in the defense that judicial review has not already been destroyed. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Oh I’m sure the reason is “oh my god I put so investment into these ai stocks that if we can’t find any way to generate even the slightest return on investment I am going to be wearing a barrel on the street in like two years.” 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I always wonder about the chicken and egg of that transition because the functional difference between a 2000’s-2010’s libertarian and a modern fascist is negligible. 130
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I’ve been seeing this for decades now and a thing I never see mentioned is the other side of the coin, where Morticia is his queen because she is just down for how much of a fucking goober Gomez is. She is right there for every bonkers ass bullshit thing he gets up to. She supports that man. 050
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I gotta wonder what Rob’s pitch is considering he has been a voice in the room for the entire tenure of two other GMs to middling success. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Here’s the thing. Define finished. Because dollar for dollar, there’s few types of entertainment cheaper than games. Like, is it complete if you’ve had $40 worth of fun? $10 friend slop game has paid for itself in a night. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Their claims about voting machines being fraudulent all came from the witness testimony of some crazy lady who said she heard it from a ghost. They start from the result and work backwards. They will so literally anything as evidence. Have you seen a prager u video? Bullshit graphs all the way down. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026All you have to do is put a microphone on his golf cart and you will have all the evidence of insider trading you could ever need. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You handicap yourself to make it close that way you’re still trying, but they have a chance. 010
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I think he needs to be purged four times in quick succession just to stay on brand. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I love the framing though because they say that dems were making a power grab and then voters were like “Please do!” 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I remember that he existed. No idea what he sounded like or anything he did though. Such a shame that there’s no way to find out anymore. 220
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Only one man alive is more nakedly corrupt and more up front about the bullshit he’s pulling to get away with it. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Which is weird considering how many people seem willing to buy every Madden or COD despite, you know, being literally the same games. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Basically either they’re stupid, or they know the rest of them are and can be conned easily. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I see where you’re coming from but I read somewhere as a kid that the whole team got their legs amputated and replaced with mechanical legs as a way of compensating for g-forces when they pilot the ships and I want to see it that gets addressed directly. But that might be funnier with muppets. 120
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026That expression perfectly captures the image of eavesdropping on some juicy drama but you’ve just slipped over the line of being subtle about it. 110
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I just started that and I think it’s fine but I do wish to know why it’s a running joke how Ippo is hung like a horse. 010
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Holy shit! Someone else who is allergic to bananas! Comrade! 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The fastest way to end the war is imprison the guy who started it. 063
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026“I will be dead before there are consequences for my actions.” has been the clear guiding logic for two generations of political policy. 000