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@blimbi.bsky.social
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Hi! How’s life? Hope it’s going ok for you if you took the time to look at this. I can offer you a crisp internet high five if you need one.

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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 16h
There should be a law that if you want to start or run a tech company that you have to act like a human being for 1 full calendar month. They can’t do it. None of them can do it.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When shit sucks, hit the bricks.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He’s right. Sit on his face until either he makes you cum or dies.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Like, I know his doj would never prosecute him for it, but how is that not election malfeasance?
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can’t wait for the next 10-20 “mysterious heart failure” reports on fatalities of people in ice possession.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
To be fair, how many people in your life would you be willing to replace with not only an angry duck, but a MAGICAL angry duck?
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Isn’t FedEx doing the same thing?
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m so old I made sure to look for whether her heels were on the ground so you can tell if she’s got good ankle and hip flexibility.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No you’re definitely biased towards the 2028 draft for qb named … (just gonna look this up real quick) oh hey, another Michigan guy, an Ohio State guy, an Auburn guy and a fun to say guy.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why go through all that trouble when he could just 1 v 1 whoever is mvp? He’ll be fine.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
In my defense, I am bald. But nah they’re dumb as hell.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I mean, if the college is making a profit, then he’s working a job.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I feel like I’ve lost my hold on the underbelly of the internet that I can’t say with confidence that movie already exists. I know in my heart of hearts it does, but I haven’t gone looking for it and that feels like I’m losing touch with age.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Walking up to the helicopter still tied to the chair.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wanted to ask what age we are currently in and thought it might be the internet age but if someone were making a movie to make a referential shot to that, they’d call it the age of AI and that makes me so sad.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I always thought France was fine it was the French that people didn’t like. Now, to be fair, I’m learning to like them for their tradition of protesting that actually yields results. Lowkey jealous of it to be honest as a Minnesotan.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The only reason you’d have that take is because looking up the shit people got up to in the 90’s is harder than just plugging things into a search bar. There are not more village idiots. It’s just more of them have megaphones.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And yet, Steam has been that way the whole time.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why she look like Daisy Kong tho
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I wonder if it’s something about the difference between “wow. that’s beautiful.” And “dawww that’s cute!”
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The right is simply fundamentally incapable of solving a problem. They can either create problems or make them worse.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What is that like a fursuit with AC?
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’d really be fascinated in the defense that judicial review has not already been destroyed.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh I’m sure the reason is “oh my god I put so investment into these ai stocks that if we can’t find any way to generate even the slightest return on investment I am going to be wearing a barrel on the street in like two years.”
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I always wonder about the chicken and egg of that transition because the functional difference between a 2000’s-2010’s libertarian and a modern fascist is negligible.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There’s a piss button but no shit button?
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’ve been seeing this for decades now and a thing I never see mentioned is the other side of the coin, where Morticia is his queen because she is just down for how much of a fucking goober Gomez is. She is right there for every bonkers ass bullshit thing he gets up to. She supports that man.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I gotta wonder what Rob’s pitch is considering he has been a voice in the room for the entire tenure of two other GMs to middling success.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Here’s the thing. Define finished. Because dollar for dollar, there’s few types of entertainment cheaper than games. Like, is it complete if you’ve had $40 worth of fun? $10 friend slop game has paid for itself in a night.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Their claims about voting machines being fraudulent all came from the witness testimony of some crazy lady who said she heard it from a ghost. They start from the result and work backwards. They will so literally anything as evidence. Have you seen a prager u video? Bullshit graphs all the way down.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
All you have to do is put a microphone on his golf cart and you will have all the evidence of insider trading you could ever need.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You handicap yourself to make it close that way you’re still trying, but they have a chance.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I think he needs to be purged four times in quick succession just to stay on brand.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I love the framing though because they say that dems were making a power grab and then voters were like “Please do!”
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I remember that he existed. No idea what he sounded like or anything he did though. Such a shame that there’s no way to find out anymore.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
How does this work for landlords?
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Are the laces on your shoes the leash for your dogs?
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Only one man alive is more nakedly corrupt and more up front about the bullshit he’s pulling to get away with it.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Which is weird considering how many people seem willing to buy every Madden or COD despite, you know, being literally the same games.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Basically either they’re stupid, or they know the rest of them are and can be conned easily.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Or the just jiggle the dangling legs.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I can’t stop looking at Caine and thinking it’s a bird.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I see where you’re coming from but I read somewhere as a kid that the whole team got their legs amputated and replaced with mechanical legs as a way of compensating for g-forces when they pilot the ships and I want to see it that gets addressed directly. But that might be funnier with muppets.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
That expression perfectly captures the image of eavesdropping on some juicy drama but you’ve just slipped over the line of being subtle about it.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Isn’t that a kingdom hearts 2 thing tho?
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I just started that and I think it’s fine but I do wish to know why it’s a running joke how Ippo is hung like a horse.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I can hear the music from the show.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Holy shit! Someone else who is allergic to bananas! Comrade!
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The fastest way to end the war is imprison the guy who started it.
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Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
“I will be dead before there are consequences for my actions.” has been the clear guiding logic for two generations of political policy.
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