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Barry Hummel

@blhummel.bsky.social
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"They must cherish it. They must grab it and cherish it," Trump said of the strait. Spoken like a true rapist.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Trump failed the most important cognitive test of his current term. He didn't recognize the vitriol voters would have for his destruction of the people's White House. He is not a stable genius. He is an unstable old man with multi-infarct dementia. #ImpeachConvictRemove
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The Little Rock Half Marathon is in the books! It was my 62nd Half marathon, and Arkansas is the 24th state that I have run a race in. I'm almost halfway there!
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Here is your Grammy nominee for "Best Use Tiny of Jazz Hands While Picking the Pockets of American Citizens."
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
There. I fixed it for him. It turns out "Gulf of Tiny Dick" was taken by North Korea.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Demented. Enraged. Incompetent.
Demented. Enraged. Incompetent.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
At this point, Elon Musk is one bad goatee away from being the James Bond villain Drax from "Moonraker." I can't wait for the MAGites to have their Jaws-like realization that they are not invited to the party.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It's the traditional Christmas Eve Ramen. Now. With extra boba.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
You'll be visited by three spirits* *the three spirits...
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Thus is what happens when you take the public out of public health.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Making Polio Great Again! Put that on a hat.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Some days are just better than others! I ran my 60th half marathon today and posted my 5th best time. I also watched two people who I trained complete their first marathons. Monday is going to be a real drag.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Elections have consequences. For example, children are going to die as a result Trump's appointments to HHS, @fda.gov, and CDC.
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Barry Hummel @blhummel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's quickly becoming the Court of Howls.
The Penguin has nominated The Joker as Attorney General.
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