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benjamin

@blev.dev
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heavy lies the head that wears the crown. Boy, is my head heavy!

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benjamin @blev.dev · 06/04/2025
there’s an undeniable resemblance
the Globgogabgalab, a pale, bald monster from Christian children’s television
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benjamin @blev.dev · 16/02/2024
it’s always “can you build a better mousetrap?” Why do people never ask about
a truck with a bumper sticker that says “www.bj-improvements.com”
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benjamin @blev.dev · 12/07/2023
turning right
a street sign that reads “left turn: Pear Ave, right turn: Movies”
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benjamin @blev.dev · 09/07/2023
The law should apply equally to everyone. No one should be above it. Arrest the killer toddler!
Headline reading “A toddler has now shot someone every week for two solid years in America”
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benjamin @blev.dev · 06/07/2023
since everyone else is doing it too, I started Threads and it’s as depressing as you’d expect. what did mark zuckerberg mean by this
a still image of a car on fire and a bombed out street from the movie Threads (1984) about if nuclear war struck England
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benjamin @blev.dev · 19/06/2023
somehow Chicago italian beef restaurants just manage to have the most provocative decorations
a restaurant dining room with a giant cutout of a bull feeding a heifer who has the fattest ass you’ve ever seen spaghetti
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benjamin @blev.dev · 09/06/2023
guy in the corner at party meme

chad partygoer to girl: LET'S POST BUTTS IN THE HELLTHREAD HAHAHA

other chad partygoer: "THE OTHER WEBSITE" IS FOR FASCISTS, BLUESKY IS FOR POSTING ASS

guy in corner: they don't know i paid $250 to be here
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