blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026why doesn’t carl just kill the aqua teens like genuinely 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026i’ve been messaging him but he hasn’t answered yet lol!! i’m sure he’s just busy!!! 010
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026FUCK DUDE I DID NOT GET MY THINGS READY FOR THE BIG GAY I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING IRON MY PUBES WHAT THE FUCK 010
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026don’t message me a buffalo just took a diarrhea dump in my ear fucking pissed 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026does anyone in this new generation even know about “the publarian death ray” didn’t think so 020
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026that fucking digiorno digenie commercial pisses me the fuck off why would you call it that the obvious name to anyone with a brain is “digiorno djinn” you hack fraud pieces of shit 000
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026notice how after i posted this they sent people to the moon? they are coming to rescue me 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026what an inconsiderate asshole. tell you what, we’re looking for a guy like you at the circus. think about anything you want and we can get it for you. you think about my offer, i’ll be seeing you tonight. 100
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026i just gotta ask… where are the smurfs? i hear they’re pretty important to the lore 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 26/02/2026it is the funniest thing ever potentially, will have the boys in the lab test this one 010
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026i remember the game over screen vividly because it gave me nightmares 😭 it was a real guy hue shifted blue with like morse code or something playing it was so fucking weird 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026does anyone else remember this weird bootleg sonic game? i have a vague memory of playing it but i can’t find anybody selling it 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 13/02/2026do not question why john blue looks different here or else 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 21/12/2025skips and benson straight up fucking killed those unicorns and it went completely unpunished 000
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025oh fuck you’re right this one’s doing numbers like 4 even 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Mandela Effect Blepsons iconic sidekick, YAmbert, apparently never existed?? 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025the scariest thing is the unknown which is why the art i painstakingly crafted for this halloween will remain unseen! because you won’t know what it looks like!! 110
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025just played a funny lil game called wedge head on the blox (roblox) i am a BIG FAN!! 010
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025i haven’t put up my iconic halloween themed profile yet but i’ll get to it eventually (im fucking lazy and useless) 000
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025do you think that if we get to y3k people will panic that technology will fail and we’ll all die again 000
blepson @blepson.bsky.social · 25/09/2025i love making dnd characters and i love not playing dnd ever 010
