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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Lascaux Cave devs when is the next painting coming out???
One of the Lascaux Cave Paintings. This one depicts bulls, deer, and a horse.
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Internship completed
The Yu-Gi-Oh card "The Warrior Returning Alive," which depicts an injured armored warrior limping.
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Went through my old images and found this picture of Norm from Cheers I edited to have cybernetic eyes for some reason
A still of Norm from the sitcom Cheers sitting at a bar with a beer. His eyes have been replaced with menacing red prosthetics staring straight into the camera.
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Dilbert out here like
The "Quieres?" meme, featuring a hand holding a blunt superimposed on a puppy. It resembles Gamer Dilbert's pose in panel 3 of the comic strip.
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If a girl did this on a date with me I'd marry her in the parking lot
A social media post from a user whose date dumped him because he used an Android emulator to scam McDonald's out of 30 chicken nuggets. There is photographic evidence of hacking the app on a laptop and three separate bags of McNuggets.
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Lol
A message from Bluesky saying the poster was the 855,753rd person to join the website. A stamp says, "First 10%, Certified Bluesky Elder."
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
I got the Starfield Rockstar energy drink. It sure is fruit punch.
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
The app's creator run through its gender recognition scanner. It says it's 97.61% confident she's a man.
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Pulling up to the function in my Never Surrender High-Tops to own the libs. A blue-haired girl "accidentally" spills her drink on them. I smile and pull out my second and third pairs.
An ad for "The Never Surrender High-Tops," the First Official Sneaker by President Trump. They're gaudy gold with an American flag theme.
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Time Thief @bleedingonstage.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Current vibe
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