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Blastgoggles

@blastgoggles.bsky.social
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Big Soft, Big Stronk. Berner-Bear extraordinaire! ∍⧽⧼∊ 40s. Bigender/demi/polyam. Autistic. Plural. Pronouns: Shi/Hir Supporting the world-burning plagiarism machine will get you blocked.

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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Feels like she's using it like one of these bad boys! X3
Photo of a single pink sticky hand tuoy on a white background
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The popular domino effect meme of professor Stephen Morris from UofT demonstrating a chain reaction of increasingly larger dominoes.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"welcome, my little monster" New me, who dis? Just in time for spooky season @shapelessink.bsky.social hits it out of the park again! Putting my money where my (tail)maw is! A permanent addition is this little big fuzzy friend who loyally follows me everywhere! No snacks are safe!
Drawing of a Blastgoggles, a Bernese Mountain dog-giant panda hybrid sitting cross-legged in cozy pants and a hoodie. Shi's lovingly holding the "chin" of a smiling tailmaw with it's tongue hanging out like a puppy in hir lap. 🥺
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of my favorite details is his "helmet" is a scale duplicate of his smoke box. Complete with smoke deflectors!
Close of up ghost train's torsos and head, showing a large gold-gikded black steam locomotive smoke box with big winged smoke deflectors. His head shares similar aspects along with train track "antenna" on each side.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooo, he's got really nice detents in his ankles for standing!
Ghost train out of his box, standing on the wardrobe table next to his cars and accessories tender
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HE'S HERE!!
Photo of the ABSOLUTELY gigantic box of the Metal Cardbot Ghost train figure sitting on a wardrobe shelf.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gently tossing my giant hat in the Ring! Thank you for the opportunity!
A giant panda and Bernese mountain dog Hybrid sitting next to some power plant cooling towers, using one of them as a warm tea mug. Artwork by Graveycat!
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me vs the Federal news lately:
Woman on the left looking disgusted, the yellow text reads: "Carney inviting private investment on public infrastructure" the same woman on the right panel looks interested and the yellow text reads: "Carney vying for Canada to be a part of the EU"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wish I was!
A series of posts by Rick Brewster and obsidianlib where Rick loudly states he's deleted the post and said "it cussed an army of extremely loud fascists to move me with pitchforks"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SUCCESS!!!
Screen cap from Sandustry with Steam Achievement for "Heliodyne Tycoon" that requires "hold 1,000,000 Gold in your collectors at once.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOON #sandustry
screen cap of the C for "gold" in Sandustry, it reads 994,320
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If not made of goo, why called Goodra? Yeah, absolutely the latter for sure. Don't hug for too long or you'll get..you know..
Screen shot of the pokemon move "Absorb"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Life is tough, please enjoy this photo of one of our cats who sprung up from sitting to meow at me as I tried to photograph him. X3
A low light photo of a black cat, the cat is heavily motion blurred vertically making his eyes and mouth look comically offset and oblong.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Absolutely hilarious that you can play dolls with disconnected friends in Big Walk X3
screen cap from Big Walk, two characters in low light with Xs in their eyes are standing lifeless by a radio. They are being lit by a flashlight on the table.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Having way too much fun with the stickers in FUMES
screen cap from FUMES of a large sedan with 3 top mounted rocket launchers. the side of the car has black and yellow stripes with the words "DANGER" in red across the doors. The skin name is "BROADSIDE"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Man, Fumes is just so good!! The sticker fun you can have with vehicle paint jobs is just great!
Side view of a vehicle from Fumes, it is a Purple van-body truck with lifted suspension and a duely rear axle seen from the left side. There is red "blood" stains from the front bumper and the words "Placeholder RALLY" in red and yellow down the side. Front view of the same vehicle with more red blood stains up the front.Right side of the same purple van with "OFFROAD RUNNER" in yellow and red on the side.rear of the vehicle, the tailgate has been painted to seem like a jalopy missmatched yellow with a white on black square text of "INSANE" in the middle of the bumper. Licence plate reads 'B00F3R' the bed is filled with a shellgun.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Japanese parliament "would" meme
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No, I FUCKING WILL NOT. FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS JUST A PARODY STATEMENT: HANG THE CAPITALIST CLASS. I am so tired.
Photo of a vehicle dash with Google maps on Apple Carplay with a pop that reads "NEW! ASK GEMINI"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Y'all! Blu made me a sweet birthday cake! It's a purple panda! And a whole embarrassment of lil' panda cupcakes! They're all peanut butter cake with Nutella filling! SO good!
Photo of a panda face icings
 decorated on white icing cake.A 3x5 grid of panda cupcakes
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Being smooth with my girlfriend like:
Discord post by GingerVitus "you put the home in homosexual" panda 2026
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trolling my Housemates while I remote in and update the stick PC weather app X3 (also TIL the web version of Bsky does not stop you from posting non-alt text images even though it's an option I turned on to remind me to do so. Bleh.)
screen cap of a desktop. There is an open text file called "UPDATING.TXT" the text within reads:
OwO

OH NO! WEW DID DA WEVER GO?

WE ARE FIXY-WIXY IT VERY SOON!! UwU
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
in light of recent events, and our likely miserable climate future, I've added an AQI section from the weather data it uses. The background matches the AQI index warning colour to match visibility when it's a problem.
photo of a tiny display screen mounted to a book case. The "Current" section is a black background on a bluish purple overall screen it currently reads "feels like: 28C". Below is the rest of today's weather information with the AQI window showing "3" is a light blue. The rest of the screen shows the rest of the week's forcast as well as no current watches or warnings in effect.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you see this, reskeet with a sentai team that is not power rangers or Super Sentai. I feel like I am cheating here, I would argue, chronologically, that the thunderbirds are the OG Sentai Team. But they are by technical definition, not Power rangers or Super Sentai lol...
photo of the puppets from Thunderbirds: All 5 field team members of International rescue are standing just off center with Thunderbird 1 and 2 flying off to the right.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Game grumps magnetic poetry continues to entertain on the new fridge!
Magnetic poetry that reads "Dan!! Dan!!
Yas Arin?
Sandstorm!!
do do do!!!Magnetic poetry a selection of 3:
"Gay penis despair"
"I always piss fast from my peehole and speed poop from my butthole", and "MELON dunkaross"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I don't have a choice in software for work, but fuck companies like Autodesk who Punish you for not being connected. My work laptop isn't always on the wifi and this is wild to see. "You'll own nothing and be happy." Fuck.
Photo of a laptop screen with a warning of "you have 27 days remaining to connect to the internet." And "If you don't connect before then, you'll be denied access until you go online"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As a bonus please have these cryptid photos of me trying to capture the above photo lol
A black smudge on a carpet. It's a cat. I think.A blurry cat outline in an otherwise still photo. "When the caffine hits"There is a weird black shape on a carpet, it's my cat. I think.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He's so fashionable with his mystery dust bunny earring. As you can see in his adorable little eyes, brain cell sold separately.
A black cat looking at the camera with a loop of lint around his right ear.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Please enjoy the current blursed selection of magnetic poetry our household has put together from the game grumps set. X3
A fridge littered with magnetic poetry, a photo of Bernese mountain dogs, there is some Mario Bros magnets and a Omega Mart "what is Butter?" Sticker.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Playing the iron nest demo and I'd have a hard time beating this CB timer for the first CB mission. Started with 300 seconds, and you get bonus seconds for each destroyed target. Not bad for a 3 round volley from a 2 barrel spider mobile gun.
Screen cap of the counter battery timer from Iron Nest showing 353 seconds.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy to help! A valuable K-RAWR service:3 Why so big if not for carry? 🎨: Shapeless Ink
Drawing of a Large Bernese mountain dog panda hybrid in a korps themed collar and bra holding the face of a generic YCH style fox at hip height.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A version of "the amazing digital circus" title card rewritten as "uninstall pokemon Go! Today!!"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Chiitan blessed this post?? 🥺🥹
Screen cap of this post as a list of people who liked this, Chiitan's icon is on the far right.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Reping Marik if they truely loved purple. (ended up calling this paint scheme "Marik Inverted" )
Screen capture from Mechwarrior 5 of the protag Centurion in the House Marik camo pattern but Purple, White, and Neon green have been tastefully shuffled around to make the battlemech mostly purple with green and white highlights.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wow, what a salvage bargain. A garbage can lid and set of legs. Perfect.
screen shot from MW5 of a salvageable Urbanmech UM-R60 that shows all components missing except a cockpit with orange armour damage and both legs with orange armour damage only.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Things getting out of hand today in Shapez 2! For such a small painting and crystalizing operation, needing over 21KL/m of WHITE paint is a wild footprint. It's only operating on 4 full speed 180/m lines of shapes too.
a screenshot from Shapez 2 of a colourful mixing factory blending green, and blue into cyan, and a second stage blending red and cyan into white paint. The upper left contains the painting operation.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Photo of the statue of Apollo photoshopped with glowing yellow eyes and a red dodgeball in hand.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When did you become Astar from planet danger? X3
Photo of a Astar, agold robot from a war amps play safe ad. Behind him is the digital text that reads "I can put my arm back on, you can't"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I really am allowed to look this cute in Super Battle Golf, huh? :3
Super battle Golf avatar in a black cap, black glasses with little "ears" on the round rims, doggy-looking face with big eyebrow doots, fangies and snoot doodled on. Wearing a blue shortalls. She's holding a silly bee bat instead of a club and a tenis ball for a golfball
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Amazing composition! Also I had scrolled past this advice on Tumblr not moments ago! It worked!
Tumblr post reading "why don't you look at a picture of a frog and then you'll feel better"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
hands down my favourite part of Shapez 2 is you have to agree to not build spaghetti factories lol
screen cap of an agreement slider for "I will not build any spaghetti factories." with a continue button"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Lookin' good!
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's fine, really! :3
Screenshot showing 249cps and 395 microR/h
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How's that grab you? X3
Showing 220cps and 215microR/h
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Love a job site where the parking lot is kind of spicy 👀
Screen snip of the radiacode widget showing 6.97cps and 4.11 MicroR/h
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This shit lol
Screen cap of an exploded wall except for the door. A white border contains the phrase: "game logic: Oh no! The door is locked!"
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I love that Wikipedia is actively being updated with the crew's time in Space.
Space career stat showing time in space: 37 minutes [refresh] (currently in space)
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Speaking of belts, not going to put photos of my body on the Internet, but my old belt is a great indication of the weight-loss journey I've been on!
Photo of a well worn and cracked leather belt, there and many irregular holes drilled in the belt indicating it has been shortened over and over again.
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
New belts came in today!! 💜💜💜
A photo of 3 seatbelt style belts. One is Solo Jazz coloured, one is the Non-binary flag, and the other is a purple and black checkerboard
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
#minemogul FINALLY jeez lol
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Blastgoggles @blastgoggles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The login got me too. Look at his password.. and I wonder if he hoped, if only for a moment, whoami would have revealed his forgotten name. 😢 #tadc
login screen for the Digital circus mainframe. it reads:
# System: KingSolution 2.0. / Digital Circus Mainframe
# Date: 1996-10-30
# Host: circus digital
"Initializing telnet connection..."
Login: "kinger"
Pass: queenie123
kinger@circus: ~S whoami
kinger - admintra

the shot changes before the terminal readout completes.
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