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@blasterz.bsky.social
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He/him. Cishet white male trying hard not to "well, actually" or "not all men" you into a rage. Whiskey, cheap Chinese cigarettes, and the sweat of a man who may or may not have been part ape.

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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's a sportsing thing. Not to be confused with handegg.
Helpful diagram of the difference between football and handegg, two major sportsing events participated in by hoomans.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Border officer holds color chart, all skin tones lighter than tan are labeled "OK" those darker are labeled "NOT OK"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
@natealism.bsky.social
Bubble packaged set of toys from Obvious Plant labeled "HELL IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL" with the subcaptions "It has heavy metal!" "Some dogs!" and "Grimace is there!"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Mark Twain quote saying "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
First panel: Picture of two men at a gallows, one crying. Caption: "White America watching the government execute a soccer mom with zero repercussions.

Second Panel: Two men at a gallows, one looking calm and collected, labeled "Black America", asking "First time?"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
And we'll put one raisin in just to fuck with somebody
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Honestly didn't expect to see this meme taken to the Nth degree
Panel 1: Green figure in MAGA hat telling figure labeled "Bill Clinton" "You push this button, and all of the Epstien [sic] files will be released..."
Panel 2: Green figure in MAGA hat continues "INCLUDING everything about you-"
Panel 3: Figure labeled Bill Clinton slams fist down on button
Panel 4: Green figure in MAGA hat attempts to drag figure labeled "Bill Clinton" away from the button, exclaiming "NO BILL WAIT! PLEASE!!" as blue figure repeatedly strikes button with fist
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Best start shopping for helmets
Magneto helmets from the X-Men movies
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Actual photo of Trump's syphilitic brain:
Wedge of swiss cheese
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Best case scenario, show up and three different churches and get three more stamps on your frequent survivor card
Rapture Survivor Card
Celebrate 2000 years of "any day now"
Survive 9 End Times predictions and the 10th one is free!
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day long, you're the asshole
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The Washington Post
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Princess Leia in Star Wars asking "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Yowza, when reality has to become a dril tweet.
dril on twitter saying 'issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"'
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Muscular man and woman in revealing outfits portraying newscasters in "Idiocracy"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Put both your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, make note of which one of them is most pleased to see you.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
This Jill Stein?
Jill Stein having dinner with Vladmir Putin, multiple Russian government employees and convicted foreign agent Michael FlynnJill Stein promoting anti-vaccine positions during the 2016 campaign
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Nathan Lane and Robin Williams in The Birdcage
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
My local Indian takeout place has a form option called "Potato level" and frankly I think this should be a field on every web form
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Quinn, Is there ever a bad time for pudding? WELL? IS THERE?
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Stannis Baratheon in Game of Thrones saying "Fewer"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Does no one remember the Dudley Moore/Daryl Hannah movie "Crazy People"? This was literally the pitch someone in a mental hospital came up with. "Sony, because caucasians are just too damn tall."
Sony because caucasians are just too tamn tall
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
So ... Limon from Brockmire. Didn't they understand it was a nightmare distopian future being depicted there?
Brockmire series finale
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Know who didn't? Know what happened to them?
Battlestar Galactica New Caprica policeTrial of collaborators on Battlestar Galactica
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
They're way ahead of you.
The Canadian Encyclopedia on the American Robin, with its latin name (turdus migratorius) highlighted in red.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
Image of multiple computer monitors
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Did Rick Sanchez give you a set of headphones that translated squirrel thought?
Squirrels saying "We need a quorum to pick a new pope"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
also indistinguishable from North Africans and Hawaiians. I guess we should be thankful they didn't try to photoshop on a coconut bra.
Learn TamazightLearn Hawaiian
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Someone enjoys his job too much.
Scene from Battlestar Galactica 2004 S03E5, "Collaborators"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
You do get that it's a website, right? No need for a dedicated app, just like most other single-website browsers. You can access it on a mobile device without installing yet another infection vector.
XKCD pointing out that installing apps is just reinventing webpages.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
There's only one reasonable response to seeing that.
Danny Devito saying "so anyway I started blasting"
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Harsh, but fair.
Canadian Encyclopedia entry for the American Robin with Latin name (Turdus Migratorius) circled
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Tucker Carlson talking about sex-crazed pandas to avoid objectively awful news about Trump
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Interesting he's still giving his Grima Wormtongue gaze, given that he pretty much owns the god emperor at this point.
Musk's creepy-ass "subservient to an autocrat" face
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Post a fun time:
Sign pointing to Tank Museum and Monkey World
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"I gave up foam parties for this?"
Marco Rubio cavorting with other gay men at a "foam party" in Miami
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I got to visit his studio in Muncie back in December. Even got to touch his afro pick.
Bob Ross' studio in Muncie, IndianaBob Ross memorabilia
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Treasure that. Mine are 23 and 21, and it's been years since they discovered they could do an anagram of "Merry Christmas" on their grandmother's garage reading "Mr Creamy Shits".
Mr Creamy Shits as an anagram of Merry Christmas on an elderly woman's garage door.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Not recent, but left to right: my late wife's dog, my dog, and my ex-wife's dog who came over for a slumber party.
Two large dogs and one small one walking together.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Archer Ants Meme format.

Top text: Do you want bluesky and gitub followers?
Bottom text: Because that's the kind of attitude that will get you bluesky and github followers.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Principal Skinner: Am I out of touch? No, it's the dirty poors who are wrong!
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
"This is no time for a changeling pride demonstration on the promenade." DS9 was definitely ahead of its time.
Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene with Quark and Odo
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I love my creamsicle Chuck Taylors.
Salmon Converse Chuck Taylor All-star high tops.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Under Settings > Accessibility Settings you can configure things so it won't let you post images without alt text. That way you can never forget.
Accessiblity Settings > Require alt text before posting.
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
FFS, the cult of soi disant martyrs didn't even exist in those days. This is person 100% worships at a shrine to Kenny Loggins, praying for his intercession to protect us from the Danger Zone.
Kenny Loggins as Jesus
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
The Moo must flow
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無礼句 @blasterz.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Moo Emperor of Deng
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