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@blasphem.ing
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ensuring nothing remains sacred

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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 08/07/2025
gdmw it’s a frigging blessing but based on like what they’re actually doing how the hell did they land on facehuggers?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 28/03/2025
because the word 'was' just wasn't ambiguous enough
headline that absolutely could have used the word 'was'

Pope Francis Came Near Death in Hostpital, His Doctor Says
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 29/01/2025
sam richardson is…almost not perfectly funny? ok fucked this one up i own that
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 26/01/2025
so. boba. is it as dumb as it looks? and also why?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 23/01/2025
though owls movie cassette was
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 23/01/2025
momonoke is the premier kojima production
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 21/01/2025
silo solo is the new solo han who?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 17/01/2025
full disclosure i have seen them live and love them but nothing is sacred
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 17/01/2025
i get the penn does the talking but which is the funny one?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 13/01/2025
fairly certain mocha was invented to identify people who enjoy the taste of feces
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Blasphemy Is Fun 🤩
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 10/01/2025
Due to requiring leaps of faith, assassins creed has been recategorized as a religion and granted 501c3 status
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 09/01/2025
jesus and judas opened a pilates studio in rome called pontius but easy mistake
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 07/01/2025
chris cornell was one of the greatest singers of all time but sucked at covers
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 02/01/2025
really don’t get it puppies are just dumber dogs
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 02/01/2025
the last two episodes of the simpsons prove the show can be funny sometimes
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 30/12/2024
does the pope shit in the woods?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 28/12/2024
come on i wanna see you argue about something actually pointless like string theory
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 24/12/2024
snoopy is a changeling
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praxis dumbsly @dumbsly.com · 24/12/2024
not my fault math is imaginary
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 24/12/2024
earthbenders make neat sandcastles at least?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 24/12/2024
and like humans are mostly water why can't the waterbenders just fuck shit up?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 24/12/2024
wait why didn’t the airbenders just steal fuel from the firebenders #hackplot
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 22/12/2024
all i want for christmas are alvin's two front teeth
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 22/12/2024
can't frigging stand Calvin and Hobbes #butlovethecomic
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 22/12/2024
wait people like game of thrones unironically?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
thank you for that response - sincerely - and obviously i took part in the engagement so no i am not truly struck just performatively cheeky at times. I subscribe to nofuckingcluism so i will never tell someone what they think about their beliefs is wrong - even while blaspheming
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
also - you did get this was a tax joke about organized religion right?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
ok the bashing thing was technically negative but the point is hardly disproven
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
i'm rather struck by your need to prove me wrong when i have said nothing negative about atheism whatsover
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
atheism...with no gods. but i'm cool with whatever on that most people of most religions don't do the things the religions are stigmatized for and i'd say its a good word for systems of belief for interacting with and understanding the world based on things we either don't or can't understand.
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
or its as much of a leap of faith to definitively say there is no god without proof as it is to say there is definitively a god without proof. seems less useless than bashing on people for their beliefs?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
atheists would save so much money if they realized they were a religion #orwecouldjustfixthetaxcode
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
i'd make fun of sports but the fans have that base covered
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
it might take me a while to get to the thing you hold most dearly so please just be patient
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
as opposed to the one where he seduces an ent
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
lord of the rings is the one with kirk and the ewoks right?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
stare into the black hole it forms as it approaches the degenerate ellipse that some call "a line"
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
worship my tangible concept of an ellipse like the false idol it is
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
if this hasn't already been used in a fanfic, why not?
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
when the doctor says sonic the hedgehog he means something else #heyitsnatural
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blasphem.ing @blasphem.ing · 19/12/2024
jfc its like giving candy to a baby
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