howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 4hhe didn't want to be emperor, and he doesn't like being the victim of This either 010
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026LET'S GOOOOOO!!! this was a herculean challenge that I have so much respect for you taking with full force. also, yes, poor lil guy. trust me, he is the receiver of whump. this is just in character 120
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"hes really feeling it now mr krabs" is the best addition i've ever seen to an alt text 010
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i have double checked and confirmed that ren will be okay. but it had to happen. it **had** to happen. i had a few ideas of who to bring that job to but i don't know if anyone at all would have done something as fun as you did!! 010
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if you still do the writing freelance then more people have to know!! it's entirely up to you as i bet it's tiring and i bet it's just a lot to go through but man i'm still in awe at. your. everything. i treasure it deeply. 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i had trouble watching little shop without being possessed by thoughts about that thing and i've been told with authority by close friends that i SHOULD NOT go see the off broadway version because i would not survive a SECOND, the voices would win 0130
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"damn why am i so tired and have no energy" FREQUENTLY says guy who hasn't eaten in 12 hours, i do NOT like being seen this much here today 100
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"sit in A18 Howie" "it'll be fun Howie" won't be doing that again. but, my first time seeing the show in any guise at all actually, and damn that was special 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the best part of the space was how if you were in the wrong place on the front row anyone entering stage left in the woods would trigger the instant spotlight of eye death directly at you for as long as it took 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if you don't want to use the built in one (which has become unbelievably good nowadays tbh) i always recommend sharex over gyazo, i always kind of hate actually accessing gyazo files (yes i had to repost this, i literally forgot which one i used before switching, oops) 010
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this one made me go feral and that was BEFORE i realised after you posted the last one that the little grab on the hand was added for this... CHAMPION stuff 010
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026this "it's the punchline" nature was actually a reason i thought it was niche and shameful for a long time, which is deeply silly, i am aware. took me a while to realise just how normie i am. before i found my real self, i guess. 030
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026as someone who... sort of made this my only thing, it is odd, but if i were to spitball a reason, i think they became the "de facto" hentai related thing to the point where it literally became almost a punchline associated with anime as a whole 130
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comI'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier MemeALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme 100
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i'm pretty sure the body's meant to be in there. all according to plan!! 000
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026fun indeed!! loved how these came out (especially the next one) but I fear you're fighting for your life trying to make the rest work... I 🫡🫡 you 130
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026affinity is a desktop photoshop clone that's free to use and works well for me 100
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026my life was changed by getting one that uses a physical dial and just has a pleasant ping at the end of it. i like the little ping sound. it's nice to hear. beeps are infernal stuff. 210
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026he would like know exactly how to get into your game winning field or flip your city at the last moment but would also absolutely know exactly how much to extend himself and how to bait me specifically into overextending trying to chase your tail on this. he was absolutely, utterly terrifying at it 010
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Candy land would be a 0 but really the person who shuffles the feck inadvertently decides where the ice cream and gingerbread will be: the single card that makes and breaks dreams in a flip 000
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Yes and they can predict who will win and on what turn exactly (there's up to 10 before the game times out) and if they're right they steal the win so they're inevitably incentivised to manipulate the game for it. I once pulled this off but it's once in a lifetime to see 040
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My ex was so ruthless as Carcassonne and absolutely destroyed me so hard at it that I can confirm that it absolutely can rise to something like a 7 with the most competitive opponents. But it's so so group dependent 120
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Root is no more than a 9 because Dune exists and it's your 10 120
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the CORE of what i'm doing is about characters who won't communicate well with differing motives bouncing off each other like rubber balls and the consequences being messy so i think my heart's in the right place. there's just a string of moments i want that are hard to land without risking this 020
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i really, really want it to not take people out. i know it ultimately all goes down to delivery and how articulate he really is, but i guess this conversation is so recent that i've struggled to find and latch onto concrete examples of writers doing this badly so i can know when i'm being a hack 120
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026quite where the line is, and i find a lot of the conversation around this subject very vague without many given examples, which makes me fear doing this badly. as much as i want to make him explain, i want to make it messy, i REALLY don't want to make it a preaching over moral values, and 130
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026as someone that's trying to write a protag under an immensely stressful situation at its core, i want to make him at least a couple of times really collapse about everything that's wrong and at least explain to someone why the situation is so awful to some people, but i really struggle to work out 130
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the grind is awful and all you can do is persist despite the awfulness and that doesn't make it any easier. best wishes, man. even if spite is the thing that needs to fuel you, you'll get it soon 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"spills all the pills on the bathroom floor to freak him out because i know he has ocd" is an orym type beat for real 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Being fed to the machine as a treat, as enrichment, after numerous horrors then. I dig it 001
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026have a good one!! wish i was there!!! come back next year and i'll see what i can do... 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026local 58 is the absolute best of its kind and damn it still gives me chills but i also have no clue how it would work in longer form whatsoever. as much as i want more of it, i feel like the shortform format fits it better than anything else 100
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026honestly i've fallen for this problem at least ten times in my life, gotten migraines from hell, it was the water. 000
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026this post is actually my reminder that i needed to follow up my email with, idk, the order like you'd do in the form, oops, done. It only breaks my heart a little that you've come up with so many unbelievably perfect thumbnails and I can't have them all forever 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026hey!! adore these so much. have emailed though with some more specific questions and thoughts 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026orym tells zel this about himself in order to keep justifying not clothing him and he eventually believes it 110
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026@astramachina.bsky.social i feel like this is where you can go to witness a real life tragedy and kickstart a new series of animatronic horror novels 141
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I don't think about puffins enough and this post is slowly making me more pro-puffin. Literally look at that little thing 000
howie @blapibee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I DON'T KNOW HOW AMERICANS EVEN THINK ABOUT ROAD TRIPS LIKE THIS. 100