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blakeyface.bsky.social

@blakeyface.bsky.social
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recovering twitter user, unrepentant liberal, and (perhaps) your cell-mate after their upcoming purge

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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 7h
"if my daughter is off limits, I'll date my press secretary"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 12h
Rather than downtown or the capitol, No Kings Rally will be at the tiny first unitarian church, away from any central location.Imagine the location was chosen by Abbott or the RNC. How to neuter a rally in Austin.
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
never fear Herr Alito, we have found someone to fill your seat
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you' -Leslie Gore
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Socrates & Plato of our modern age
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"you should never have pulled out the bag of Depends in front of Xi"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new bestseller which preaches against empathy...christian nationalist's "love it"...'we've amended the sermon on the mount for you'. Elon Musk agrees, except in very very special instances, of course.
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anyone want to wager on who the idiot is poised to pardon next?
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
with the press ban Trump declares this his house now, and the office of the presidency becomes the orifice of the presidency
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
while the thief sells your world for parts, these will be your two official overlords
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump threatens the state of South Dakota, "Put my face on Mount Rushmore or your state will suffer the same fate as the Kennedy Center...annihilation!"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zelensky nominated for the2026 Nobel Peace Prize!
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"If they won't add my name to the gravestone, I know what to do"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
eenie meenie minnie moe?
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
" I have opened the Strait of Hormuz! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mike johnson after just watching Alex Garland film Civil War
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
for those of you needing a laugh
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the zen koan is often a short question designed to bypass the logical mind. the koan forces the adept to sit for hours, months, or years until an understanding is reached. My Koan...
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I'm here to do an inspection of the catering truck, soldier"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well,now, if your baby leaves you And you got a tale to tell Well just take a walk down Lonely Street To Heartbreak Hotel
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
once you have lost a war you started, alienated all of your allies, ruined your countries healthcare, escalated its prices for food and gas, and driven it farther into debt than it has ever been, while saving yourself and all of your pedophile friends from prosecution, it is time for a new hairdo!
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
anyone up for a little wager on who the next press secretary will be?
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Natalie, it's Donnie's nap time. He wants a bedtime story. Repeat - not that last one, the little boy that cried wolf, because it gave him bad dreams"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey Hegseth is what you're hearing a requiem or a dirge?
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
3 words: cage, wheel, hamsters
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
please restore my fading belief in karma
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Racist? Psychotic? Guttersnipe? Many insults have been leveled at Nat, but no one is talking about our debt to her. Without her scores of pillow talk, Donnie might realize he is in real trouble and might need to amend his overwhelming unpopularity with better propaganda. Puff, Nat, puff
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gidget & MoonDoggie out on bond after the indictments were served
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
'it's said that she moved to a little cottage within walking distance of the prison. the guards say she has never missed a single visitation in the last 5 years. the few times family members have come to visit she breaks down sobbing because she can't attend"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"I get many donations from the Insurance industry and they say medicare for all would harm their companies, so they have reversed my opinion on the matter"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Good, the Broad, and the Ugly (photos askew)
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
an now for the pusillanimous pulpous platitudes, introducing...
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Rest In Peace Van Winkles
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ken & constituents
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
predictions on best selling Halloween accoutrements this year, anybody
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sterling Hayden - American actor who co-operated with the McCarthy commie witch hunts. Later he admitted it was the worst regret of his entire life. John Cornyn - Texas politician who just shat on whatever historical legacy he might have had. Future regrets? Nah, he's butt a politician
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"you're no scientist," says the snake oil salesman whose entire family is shamed by his utterances
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the vance family welcome a 4th child...it takes a villager!
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rubio's last physical finds he weighs 21 grams less than he did at the beginning of Trump's election
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
6'3" Trump and 6'3" Rodri stand eye to eye
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Abraham Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs #1 Self actualization!
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
'the single most important goal we want is to deny President Obama a second term' -mitch mcconnell "call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you" -frank zappa
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
just returned from the great fair in Washington D.C. and it was just wonderful (this was the first time since January 6th, can't remember the year, when I missed a hole day and night of Fox News, but it was worth it!). President Trump is better than George Wallace would've been!!!
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
preparing for another weekend at donnies
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Detective Thorn: "Ocean's dying, plankton's dying... it's people. Soylent Green Is Made Out of People!"
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the green pollution is proving extremely difficult to remove, but is nothing compared to the orange infection
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Donald Trump is now accepted as the new head of the SHC! Shit Hole Countries Unite! You have nothing left to lose!
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
coincidence? or the gods having a laugh?
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blakeyface.bsky.social @blakeyface.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
in the olden days the circus had a clown. now the clown builds his own circus (with your tax dollars, of course)
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