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blake ilan

@blakeilan.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✡️🤓 ½ of Half In, Half Out Professional Gender Ideologist “Hunky Sports Figure”

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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Always always always.
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I genuinely love being the helpful son for my dead friend’s mom. Her only other child is in prison.
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
As of yesterday, I am officially a Jew.
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Best workout of my life.
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It stands for Anti-Homosexuality Act. Capitalized because it’s their true mission. They wish they could get away with supporting an American version so they settled for funding the Ugandan one.
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I am biased though
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Blake in BI Pride shirt with large BI initials where a name plate might go
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Trying to find details on this! ICE is ALL OVER the county today, it seems. (Michigan, just north of Detroit)
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The most important part of one’s Yiddish education:
Duolingo screenshot showing module called “making complaints”
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
honestly, werk
three diagnoses listed: 
1. chronic depression
2. Adult ADHD
3. surgically transgendered transsexual
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I will sadly not be competing at Nationals next weekend due to a minor, but profoundly annoying, ankle injury. Wishing my team the best of luck in Forth Worth!
blake with an aircast on his right ankle cuz he fell after getting up from a public toilet
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Real text I just sent to my (cis woman) friend (we’re all bi):
Just drove past your husband walking your tiny dog in his faggiest fur coat (he only needed a light jacket)
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
curvy bumpy looking arm bruise
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I promise you this actually just happened, I’m dead @bendelacreme.bsky.social
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
A student asked me the funniest question of all time today. @trixiemattel.bsky.social
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Headed to Jewish sleep-away camp for the first time this weekend! I’m 32 and there as emergency replacement senior staff but still.
Blake in green sweater and gold star of david necklace
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Don’t smoke indoors!
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Cleaning nicotine off the walls of my new house.
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blake ilan @blakeilan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
“hey, your gay dad is here to pick you up” “why did you need to clarify “gay dad”?” *points*
Blake wearing white sunglasses, white sneakers, black jeans, and a grey t-shirt reading “Not Today, Satan”

Ironically, he stands amongst many tools in a home he is sort of helping to remodel.
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