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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A post from nhathanielh saying "Jon Moxley is looking at the skeet above" and a picture of Jon Moxley looking directly upwards, under a picture of Hangman Adam Page with a conspicuously large wallet in his butt pocket.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Isamu Fuwa from Kamen Rider Zero One, standing next to Yua Yaiba, is visibly trying to stop himself from laughing by pursing his lips and puffing his cheeks out.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hmmm, nope, can't say that I have heard of it. Coca-what now?
A Youtube interstitial questionnaire asks the question: "Have you heard of Coca-Cola?" The possible responses are "Yes" "No" or "Not Sure".
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#TJPW
Yuki Arai holds her opponent, Miyu Yamashita, in a leg-based Sharpshooter submission hold while bridging backwards so that she can emote crazily in Yamashita's face.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you draw a line between Kenny winning tonight and Will Ospreay at All In, that line goes through Jon Moxley at AEW Redemption. It might be their only chance. Right what once went wrong. #AEW
Eddie Kingston covers Jon Moxley to protect him from the "explosion" that ended up being more of a shower of sparks from four sparklers mounted on the corners of the ring.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Andrade with the "Consider this my resignation" #AEW #ForbiddenDoor
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The front face of a Loblaws grocery store that's about to get its men's bathroom de-sanctified
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Only one man can repair Shibata's tarnished legacy.
NJPW alumni "The DKC"
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mark Dacascos on Iron Chef America, revealing the secret ingredient as Beer and has just said the word Beer in the most normal way anyone has ever said it.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i.ytimg.com/vi/-yraUHtuo... BALD?
A thumbnail for a Wrestling Observer Live clip where Bryan Alvarez is doing the Youtube face in front of a mocked-up image of MJF if he was bald. The caption at the bottom of the screen reads "BALD?"
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
EL OH EL, better luck next time I suppose!
The Steam Controller page on the Steam Store front page shows the controller as "Out of stock"
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You could not have asked for a better crowd for that first Vancouver #TJPW show. I fucked up the L-O-V-E as predicted, probably on camera.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Been practicing my L-O-V-E hand sign all day. Still gonna screw it up, I’m sure. #TJPW
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Good night of wrestling in Edmonton. Deathmatch legend Luther returns to Alberta. #AEW #AEWDynamite
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A quote from the article "The 6 Least Sportsmanlike in MMA" on Cracked written by Seanbaby reads: 'That's the kind of thing that makes Satan shuffle the papers on his desk and say, "Shit, I don't even think I have a form for that."'
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
An hour of competently-wrestled, low stakes matches in front of a tired, quiet crowd? I’ve seen enough, welcome back: #AEW #AEWCollision
The logo for AEW Rampage
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The album cover of Aerosmith’s “Honkin’ on Bobo.” A harmonica with a lipstick smudge on it sits on top of a dark red velvet cloth.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
A still from the game Axiom Verge: A human named Trace is standing before the massive, looming half-built face of the sentient machine Elsenova in her chamber. The face is suspended from the wall behind it by massive stalks and machinery. The human is comparatively tiny, standing on a platform and still unable to look eye-to-eye with her. He is holding a futuristic gun.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
🎵And this bug you cannot chaaaeeaaaeeaaeeaange 🎵 #drawsteel
A token in FoundtryVTT depicts a large insect-like monster with huge claws, similar to an Ankheg from D&D. The label reads "Lynyrd Skittyrd"
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A bunch of apps have already updated to this new visual style that’s coming in with iOS 26, so it looks like some of them just accidentally added weird visual glitches to their app icons for no reason
On an iOS home bar, the music app icon is sitting to the left of the Overcast icon, and the SomaFM icon is sitting to the right. The Overcast icon looks like it’s reflecting light from the corners of the icon.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The description of the 4th level Tactician ability "Rout" in Draw Steel says: "Effect: Until the end of the encounter or until you are dying, whenever you or any ally deals damage to a target marked by you who
has R<AVERAGE, the target is frightened of the creature who dealt the
damage (save ends)."From Transformers the Movie: Viewed from a perspective inside of Grimlock's open metallic jaws, a Sharkticon cowers in terror during the fight between the Autobots and the Sharkticons on the planet of the Quintessons.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
nimbus
Nimbus the Siberian cat, staring off-camera with its moth agape and its eyes wide open
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
“You wanna protect that belt from me, Cowboy? You can’t even protect your own plants from getting eaten by rabbits.”
MJF wearing a blue suit with a microphone addresses Hangman Adam Page in the ring during an episode of AEW Dynamite
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Having a lovely time on the Internet
In the foreground, an iPad showing the shitty map generated by GPT-5 that purports to show the U.S. states with R in their name but fails badly (with names like New Jefst and two Californias). In the background, a campfire at Lesser Slave Lake in Alberta, Canada.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
White smoke billows out of the chimney of a church to indicate that a new pope has been chosen.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
🎵Can't speak, if I speak I'm in big troooouble 🎵
An image of Jose Mourinho at a press conference saying "I prefer not to speak, if I speak I am in big trouble"
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
During last night's session it was once again time to **beat them with their own kind** #drawsteel
An ability called "People Bowling" from the TTRPG "Draw Steel" which allows an Ogre Goon to hurl a held creature or object to deal 5, 9, or 12 damage.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It's important to read a lot of #ttrpg books, even ones you think are bad, because every once in a while you will stumble on something absolutely hilarious like this, from #Battletech: A Time of War. "Sorry boss, can't do mech fights today, got in a fight with a cyber ostrich"
The Animal Antipathy trait in the game "Battletech: A Time of War" reads: 

“Blake’s Blood, Roger! Did you lose a fight with your girlfriend’s kitten again?”

A character with the Animal Antipathy Trait manages to bring out the worst in all creatures, great and small. Whether or not the character feels the same way, something about the character makes animals react far more negatively to his presence than they would otherwise. In game play, Animal Antipathy imposes a –2 modifier to all Skill Checks involving animals, such as Animal Handling, Riding and so forth. This effect also doubles the modifiers for a creature’s Shy or Aggressive Traits whenever
said creature must make a Fight or Flight Check in the character’s presence. Any creature with the Aggressive Trait will also behave as if it has the Blood Rage Trait while in the character’s presence. If combat ensues, a creature so enraged will
attack the nearest character with this Trait first.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It’s wreeeestling in heeeaaven…
Graham Chapman singing the song “It’s Christmas in Heaven” with bright white teeth and a shiny white suit in Heaven
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
When are we getting the prestige TV show about the mortician-turned-lawyer who transforms into Minotaur Satan to beat up luchadors by night? This man is a living comic book character #AEW
The Beast Mortos writes on Twitter: "I was recently asked what other things or talents I had. Well, I worked for a time in a mortuary (about two years). I don't know if it's a talent, but I think I did do my clients' makeup well."
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This got me good
In Kamen Rider Gavv, a Whipping Cream themed minion vomits out a rainbow-coloured fluid while another minion pats them on the back.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
What's up danger
The lead character of Kamen Rider Zeztz is seemingly sitting horizontally on a skyscraper, with the city street below them. The suit has lines of glowing red light running up each arm.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
ZEST
A screenshot from the promotional video for the new season of Kamen Rider, with the letters Z E Z T Z prominently shown. The titular Kamen Rider Zeztz is in the background, with a striking green suit with bright red highlights. The Kamen Rider belt is slung diagonally across their torso, and their eyes are glowing bright red.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Now THAT is how you name a jucking podcast episode @missiontozyxx.bsky.social
A notification for a new episode of the Sci-fi adventure improv podcast Mission to Zyxx, titled “L14: What Goes Throup’ Must Come Clown” with the subtitle “Live featuring Justin Tyler”
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Damn. Carney got laid off too, huh? Brutal job market right now.
A LinkedIn notification asking to follow Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Having a wonderful time
The shore of Slave Lake in northern Alberta, Canada
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
[villain laugh]
The cast of Shimoneta, hoisting the flag of "SOX", a terrorist organization dedicated to bringing about the return of dirty jokes against a fascist, prudish regime.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Let’s see if this lines up #bigfeets @1900hotdog.bsky.social
A living room, on the TV is the show Mountain Monsters with Buck, Jeff and Huckleberry doing the truck briefing. On the coffee table is an iPad and a Bluetooth speaker playing the YouTube video of the podcast Bigfeets with Seanbaby, Robert Brockway and Jason Pargin. Also there is a glass of some unidentified liquid on the coffee table in a highball glass but don’t worry too much about that it’s not important
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
#ffxiv
Stephanie Beatriz' character Rosa is holding a dog named Arlo in the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine, except the dog has been replaced by the character Zero from Final Fantasy 14, and she is explaining that if anything happened to Zero, she would kill everyone in the room and then herself.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
In the top 5.0439%! Anywhere in that range is where I could have landed.
Bluesky celebrating 10M users. My number, Ultra Flavour, sits at 504,386, "First 10%", joined Aug 6 2023.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Nice.
The MCDM BackerKit hits 30,000 backers with 69 minutes left in the campaign.
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ultraFlavour @blakebouchard.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Russel Crowe announcing the Edge vs. Finn Balor match at Wrestlemania 39
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