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Blake Mitchell

@blake.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.6K following 5.7K posts

Description: Dog butler. Beard-free since 1963. Fashion profile: Distressed Mod Location: Austin, Texas “Radicalized by common decency.”

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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A truly ignorant comment made infinitely worse given events of the past 24 hours.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seasonal depression is very real, and hits a little different in Central Texas than some of the colder places it's typically associated with. It's hard to accurately describe just how much I hate living in a place where September is hotter than June, July and August.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
None of the ‘80s indie/punk band The Replacements graduated high school, or even had driver’s licenses. To this day, singer Paul Westerberg doesn’t drive. Despite the lack of rudimentary educations, the band were darlings of the college rock circuit back in the day.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bob Stinson’s last place
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Walking around Minneapolis. Old Replacements stomping grounds.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
From Ivanka’s memoir:
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lieutenant Ministers of Culture.
Unhoused Austinites complain about California.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My dogs could do Ted Talk on Sleep Maxxing.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cycling and track seem to get all the negative press when it comes to doping, but I can’t help but wonder how 40 year old footballers are still performing at an extraordinarily high level. The more money involved in a particular sport, the more likely it is that the winners are cheating.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Our dogs are pretty lovable!
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It would be hard to find a bigger AI hater than me, but even I can see how it would be suitable for this job.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“This is fine.”
Golfers and fire.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Photographic evidence proving without a shadow of a doubt that old Austin was infinitely cooler than what it’s unfortunately become.
Left to right. Jerry Jeff Walker, Roky Erickson, Doud Sahm.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gulf of Belgium
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I feel like I personally jinxed all this… on Saturday I was texting with a friend:
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I beleive the word he's looking for is FREEDOM.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ready for the 4th!
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
TIL there’s a neighborhood in Jarrell, Texas consisting entirely of streets named after Clint Eastwood movies:
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m starting to look like Bricktop from Snatch as I age. 🫤
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Question headlines that answer themselves are so stupid.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Long live The Kinks!
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A true mans-man if there ever was one:
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I made a meme for our 18 pound terrier, Luna, after she killed her third squirrel.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
That Peter Grant tale was first told in Ron Wood's book published in the late '80s. PS--I worked on a reprint of McLagan's book, and he sat with me at my cubicle going over final changes and corrections.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Fuck yeah
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Smitty’s. IYKYK
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I want to live in a time and a place where this isn’t news. And isn’t an impossible ask.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
YouTube gets me! They really, really get me!
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“You gonna eat all of that?”
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’m surprised we don’t get updates every time he takes a shit.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
WTF??
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m this 🤏 close to peeling the Longhorn decal off my car’s back window and tossing out all the UT shirts hanging in my closet. #kut ​https://www.kut.org/news/2026-04-28/austin-tx-kut-festival-ut-university-of-texas
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Peaches
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“Democracy dies at the WaPo Editorial Page.”
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My asshole car of the week nominee:
Asshole car
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“Let all the children boogie…”
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
We’re rocking out to The Specials at my house.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Without saying your age, post your favorite film that was released the year you turned 18.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Fried chicken tenders are children’s food in the same way that a glass of milk is a children’s beverage.
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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Fried chicken tenders are children’s food in the same way that a glass of milk is a children’s beverage.
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