Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 10h"we want to use the climate destroying plagiarism machine made by people who are actively belligerent and say it will kill us all, but we don't want people to yell at us for it." 0133
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Engineer: due to high stress duty cycles and reduced work volume projections the unit was taken offline for preventative maintenance. Unit is now fully restored and ready to return to operation for new product lines. 061
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I've got a satchel. If it fits in the satchel I can GM it away from wherever. But I pretty much only GM via the Internet so it never comes up. 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026X days from now: I gave grok my credit card and it bought $30000 worth of anime models. No one could've predicted this. 000
Reposted by BlaineEric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You know what I don't see on the agent who shot a dad with a military assault rifle? THE BODY-CAM THAT THE TRUMP ADMIN HAS PROMISED TO PUT ON ALL ICE AGENTS. 20803270
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they did not consider the idea that America wasn't the main character for any reason. 000
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The thing that gets me is ... These billionaire fucks are never working for anything more than more money. Sure they'll say it's for a base on Mars or the 3 day work week or whatever the fuck. But it's only ever lip service that could vaguely be at the end of what they've decided to do right now. 000
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Final episode has their Transdimensional office or whatever under attack and the hosts both die, but then they get a prompt to regress and try again, so it loops back to the first episode and as that audio plays quietly we'll reveal the hosts didn't get isekaid they're actually just in hell. 000
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The system apocalypse happens to every timeline and dimension of every world at once and our dutiful hosts are setting up convoluted timelines of various regressors and summoned heroes and such to fight against the system or whatever. 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Obviously I'd need a co-host whose job would be to foil my machinations by giving them cheat powers and secret allies and other contrived shit. At the end of the season we'd check back in on all the people we isekaid and see how it's going for them. 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Short version is Isebaito because it's abbreviated from the Japanese title, obviously. My role as the horrible gremlin host would be to try to pick the most weirdo loser people to isekai and try to drop them in shitty situations to get them killed or imprisoned or something because I hate the job 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Basically a mix of Stellar firma, all my fantasy children, and isekai. Following the conventions of the genre, it will have a long convoluted name and a short name. Something like: I died and got isekaid except instead of getting cool cheat powers all I got was this part time job. 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Gonna start a podcast* about being a Transdimensional Logistics Officer in charge of picking people to isekai, facilitating said isekai, and picking worlds and cheat powers etc for them. *I do not, under any circumstances have the executive function to follow through on making a podcast. 110
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nebulous them: "you have to put hot liquid warnings on everything or you'll get sued into the ground" Me:*looks at all the crimes being done* "where are all those litigious people and companies that I was told to worry about? Seriously, do you have their number? Feels like they should be on this." 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Localization error. The meaning in the original is closer to "grab me by my 'spirit', Daddy." ...I think I just gave myself psychic damage writing that. 020
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Lol. Pretty much my entire set could be replaced by "has ADHD". 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No the reviling never stopped, he's just moving on to a bigger position to be reviled by broader swaths of the population than just gamers. 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I bet it would have slang for the different cyber bullets. A bullet with a name on it carries a virus targeted at like, one specific mother fucker on the mega ship. Silver bullet targets the on board economy. Magic bullet targets a bunch of minor weak points to cause a cascading system collapse. 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Could also make it so it requires a progression. I.e. Must absorb x weak dragon souls before you can absorb medium, you can't just start by snorting up the dragon gods soul raw. even dragons you kill might come back depending on your progression status, make them feel like an actual problem. 020
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Anecdotal, and dependent on your players, but I've never found it that hard to get players to make sub optimal decisions because it was interesting or a better story beat. My crowning achievement in this so far is I gave a player a devils bargain that their character would die and they took it. 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Idea for this experiment is mainly for me to work on it in a way that all the resulting code is separated by domain in reusable chunks. So far the controller meets that, not sure how I'll structure the next push just yet. 000
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The other big thing missing from this experiment so far is physics. Gonna need to do some research for that probably, from what I'm seeing there's a couple plugins people use. I also want to see if I can get marching cubes working. If I do then I'll be halfway to anywhere, more or less. 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Basic screenshot is basic, but the capsule moves when I press the buttons. So it works, dammit. I think I need to flip one of the axes though, or maybe rotate the camera starting position. Eh, the actual camera needs to be redone entirely, but that's a problem for a different day. 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Giving myself a cookie as a treat because I made a generic reusable controller for my bevy experiments. Honestly, the hardest part was setting up an abstraction layer so I can use it as a base implementation of wasd controls plus some basics (jump, sprint, etc) and only do fancier stuff if I need it 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know! And they can't seem to keep any lgbtq+ servers running longer than a few months, and all the introvert builds get nerfed so hard they're playing digital Marco Polo with random pings just to find a match. 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ok Google what's the current meta on adult friendship match making? 110
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Update: a trapper has now claimed to have caught the Mestoma Trench creature, but it's the wrong cryptid. 000
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(we had a friend nicknamed Buddha and he had all the books) 000
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"How did you get into ttrpgs?" Buddha rubbed his belly and told me to meet him after school. 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In a game of I'm sorry did you say street magic and we just invented a wet two headed cryptid that steals beer and likes to party. 110
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And then there's speed runners that slide through the grungiest parkour bullet hell platformer smooth as silk with leaderboard drama, complex different made up run types, and tournaments with cash rewards. 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026especially given that the comparatively slow pace of ttrpgs means you could do some computationally heavier stuff because you don't need to blast through calculations and high def graphics rendering sixty times a second. 020
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A lot of faction turn style stuff could have the manual management automated as well, which could be expanded to things like a simulated world. There's a lot of mostly unexplored space around the edges of ttrpgs and digital tools IMO, 120
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My white whale would be a full ttrpg IDE/"game engine", but also generators and rollers and such. In particular I think there's a lot of typically prep side stuff that you could do a lot of interesting things with if you hook it up to rogue like style procedural generation. 110
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think it is a plot point the more I think about it, my memory is just ass these days. Sorry lol 110
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's still baby steps, but I've been talking with my brother more. We set up a monthly call and have been following through on that. It's not much. But it helps. 130
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Anyways, so my guy Hob? They're a fuckin genius. We're gonna start a food truck and blow all the other fuckin trucks outta the water. It's not gonna be perfect, what the fuck is? But it's gonna be phenomenal. Fuckin believe it." * Behind the scenes of the 81st national HobGobCon (HGC). 000
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"yeah, I guess you could say we're partners. I'm the pretty face, they're the sturdy bottom. But we make it work and we make sure we're not taking advantage of each other, ya know?" 100
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The thing I'd be getting at is, It's one thing to say it's a house of cards, and another to say it's the same house of cards but only this specific person can push it down. I remember some vague pushing towards prophecy and such from the books but not the specifics so blarg. 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fair. I'm like a full on atheist through and through, raised vaguely Baptist but it never took, so there are sides I'm prob not seeing here. I think it being her destiny in some way would weaken it for me? IDK I think I'd have to reread to fully interrogate that instinct. 210
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tho actually a quick search only turns up this post, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 120
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Never underestimate the ability of people with too much money to make stupid decisions. 130
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's a very interesting series with lots to interrogate at multiple levels imo. 010
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026At the start she's "half feral", having terrorized the Gyptians and so on, rebelling against her minders and society at large. She's not opposed to it, shown by parts of Ms. Coulter's education she alights to. In a way she represents "a human in a state of nature" 210
Blaine @blainem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean, the thing for me is she's just trying to make sense of the world and do good as best she can in the situations she's in. She doesn't really set out to do good on purpose, but that's the way she turns in her circumstances. Been a year so forgive me if I'm misremembering bits 😅 210