Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 20/05/2025My girlfriend is like Kraven the Hunter but she’s wearing a Labubu pelt and her trophies are Ty beanie babies, Furbies, and all the other weird toy trends 1460
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Despite all the changes happening in the world, it’s comforting to know that Texas A&M still sucks ass. 2570
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024You should’ve seen the planet fitness guy’s face. Priceless. 280
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024me attempting a squat PR the day after my vasectomy 5911
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Got honked at because I was standing in a dude’s parking spot while opening the door for my lady. That guy has zero maidens. 2820
Reposted by Blaine GibsonTales from the Stinky Dragon @stinkydragonpod.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Bonus attack takes priority over family. Sorry MOM. 517526
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Internet technician is in my house, guess I’ll T-pose in the corner for an hour 1650
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024media.tenor.coma man wearing a black hat and a black shirt is looking at his phoneALT: a man wearing a black hat and a black shirt is looking at his phone 030
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024@jameswillems.bsky.social not even Doctor Fate could have foreseen such betrayal 1310
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024*taps home depot employee on the shoulder* “where is the lego aisle?” 115710
Reposted by Blaine GibsonElyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I reprised my stunning turn (?) as Amelia Earhart for the comedy podcast 'Good Morning from Hell' 🔥 You can listen, but it's sort of bonkers and I think I blacked out at one point between ranting about monkey gods and the Lindbergh baby: open.spotify.com/episode/40q9... 622813
Reposted by Blaine GibsonJames Willems @jameswillems.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I'm the voice of the Green Ranger in @digitaleclipse.bsky.social Power Rangers Rita's Rewind and even I can't believe I'm saying that. 71115280
Blaine Gibson @blainegibson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The 2.5 years worth of unposted tweets that I’m about to shit onto the internet 1730
