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Blaen

@blaen.bsky.social

7.3K followers 679 following 2.7K posts

Music Therapy undergrad. Producer, writer, amateur programmer, social media monkey. AuDHD. Texas for now blaineasbury.com/links

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 22m

Like babe I could complete a second degree by that point

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 23m

If I get one more internship inquiry email telling me that their start date is January 2028 I’m gonna rip all my hair out at one piece at a time

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Oprah Winfrey Looks Annoyed

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 2h

After years of complaining that I absolutely cannot run; I just completed the longest run of my life. About 30 minutes. Gas lit myself in the other direction 🤪

Apple Watch running record screenshot for most calories burned on a run

Apple Watch running record screenshot for longest running workout

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 6h

Good morning Blaingels 🪽 let’s get these wings 🪽

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 18h

Your pooch will miss u

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Jigglypuff Crying

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 18h

Get a twinkterectomy 🫪

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 18h

You really don’t hear about death by tv anymore do ya

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 19h

🎶 I see you woofin at me Like I’m some piece of meat 🥩 🎶

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 23h

Omg

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am in such a good mood this morning omg. The sun is shining the birds are singing. The sky was ditto colored earlier.

Gradient sky with clouds and a crescent moon and presumably Venus visible near the moon

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🤣🤣🤣 literally!! 🪽 boobically accurate 🤣🤣

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bonus progress pic

Shirtless gym mirror selfie flexing one bicep

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh yeah babyyyyyy

Blaine’s workout routine summary with a shirtless selfie

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There’s a guy in the gym this morning (he’s always here when I am) but for some reason I’m noticing that he’s like hardcore staring himself down in the mirror while he lifts. Like he’s staring down demons or something. Idk why it’s so amusing to me at this moment 🤪🤪

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I found some that work ¯\(ツ)/¯ that’s how

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

in crazier news, Pansy will be SEVEN!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

omg one month until my 35th bday. yippee!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Why Buddhism is true”

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Keep the bee facts COMING!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have no idea what that is

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

🤭🫪🤭🫪🤭🫪🤭😅🫪

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Two requests to make fliers this morning before 7 am. How weird!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This was yesterdays workout just using it as a test

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just testing out my new share sheet 🤭🤩

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well yes!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Spent the weekend reading half of a 10+ hour book on Buddhism. Glad I did. Feeling much less troubled by all the going ons.

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Feeling v happy because I got up and practiced singing and guitar this morning before going to the gym as I had planned to do! 🪽

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nerp

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nobody has guessed it yet 🤔 old twitter gays know this celebrity

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No! You’re too crazzzzzzzy!!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Good morning blangels let’s get these wings 🪽

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Got boinked so crazy tonight. Blessed be

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Anybody know another B I could be referring to?? 🤭

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nothing to do with Beyonce

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maybe a better hint is: 🐝🐝🐝🐝

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Working on a very special cover this weeeeeeeek!! Hint: 🐝

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just completed Blaine's Workout Routine — Back and Abs 24 sets · 9,334 lbs · 48m First time: Pull-Ups New PRs: Wide Grip Lat Pulldown Brotherrrrrrrr that was wild. Built a custom workout today

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The way I can barely do 3 pull ups 😭🤣😭🤣 gotta start somewhere!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I wanna see!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thanks !!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

got some new undies :)

mirror selfie in white undies

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love deleting and reinstalling social media apps off my phone cyclically it's so fun!

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

good morning gay boys

shirtless mirror selfie with long green basketball shorts on and sandals with no socks

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

See that’s when i start filtering

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thank you! 🤣🤣

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not all the way through!

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can’t believe I’ve never seen this pokemon before

Sandy Shocks paradox Pokemon

Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Hamburger Helper - Watch The Stove (Full mixtape)

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Have you ever heard the Hamburger Helper trap album? 👀

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Blaen @blaen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Must be the weather change