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Kenny

@blackwind13.bsky.social
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Legal Aid Attorney. Occasionally writes something not law related.

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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
-Overturn Citizens United. -Abolish ICE -Apply the 14th Amendment to the Jan 6 supporters and remove them from office. -Restore the fairness doctrine. -Eliminate billionaires via taxes. (It's that or the French Income Inequality Slicer. Not choosing the tax will ensure the people choose the slicer).
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"...instead, drink my 'organic' Kool-Aid knockoff, Organicade!"-jill stein's immediate next line. (Flavor aid was too obvious and claiming it's organic is on brand for her).
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They watch nothing but fox propaganda, while listening to right wing talk radio. They only leave fox propaganda when it becomes too reasonable.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not only did Option 1 work, but it worked better then expected.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow, even Tiger Beat of the Potomac got booted.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Should add "you deliver this, and you will have a generational mandate the likes of which hasn't been seen since FDR. "I mean, you WANT to win elections, right?"
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bonus: when they say "I boil my raw milk first, so it's safe without pasteurization!" Double bonus: you explain that boiling milk IS pasteurization and they degenerate into nonsense about why its not.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The scientist says "raw milk can contain harmful bacteria, which is why we need to pasteurize it." The maha crazy guy says "I drink raw milk all the time and I don't get sick!" Compromise is saying "only half of all raw milk needs pasteurization." It doesn't work that way.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I called his first term a regime. This term, I call it an occupation.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This implies that wormbob has the self-awareness to explore his kinks in a healthy way and that just isn't plausible.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fortunately, Lake Ontario has been spared.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No, no, no, it's the E. Jean Carrol Tower of Spite after she puts a lien on it and forecloses on it as payment for the lawsuit she won.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Except the stench is far worse and all the Fabreeze in the world won't make it go away.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good. Prediction markets are cancer. Regulation is the chemo.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"trump tears up what's left of the white house after destroying the place in search of more munitions" FIFY
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Damn it, Onion! I almost opened the vintage port!
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Prediction markets are cancer and should be treated as such: irradiated until it gets small enough to surgericly remove, while hoping the person survives. Metaphorically, of course. "Regulate to non-existance" should be the metaphorical chemo.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The excuse is that it's over a naked mouse. But really; it's because exposing a teenager to the horrors of the holocaust has a way of innoculating them against holocaust denial, justifying the internment camps and nations committing similar acts in the present.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It has a handle on things.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Prediction markets are cancer and should be treated like cancer: irradiated until the cancer cells die and hope the body survives. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My favorite nickname for them is "Tiger Beat of the Potomac." I forgot who came up with it. Though at this point, it's an insult to Tiger Beat.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"I'm from Ontario." -US resident living in Ontario, California.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is it better or worse then when the filter he used in Blade Runner 2049 got used on the sky back in 2020? (Yes, this is real. Because of high altitude ash from the wildfires going on at the time). youtu.be/so-FcHTWEIY?...
youtu.be
San Francisco in Blade Runner 2020
YouTube video by Akela
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Who are you?"
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
B5 is either the best or worst show to watch right now. The best because a major story arc will make you go "this seems familiar." And the worst, because right after that, you'll go "...okay, too familiar." Just gonna drop S4E8 "The Illullsion of Truth" and run away really fast.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
On another note, Jackson is dead. He makes no money off his music. I don't fault anyone for listening to it, because he was a talented musician. But I have a hard time with it. Does having a hard time listening to "Smooth Criminal" (my favorite MJ song) make me self-righteous? Asking for myself.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Sure, some walked out. I'm sure one of them was Jake Hughes-good on them. But some was not most. And certainly not all. As for embarrassment? That was how I felt.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Obviously we shouldn't hate thousands of Dem politicians over the actions of a few, but I can make a value judgment of a group of about 30 based on them partying with kash Patel, laughing at a sexist joke at thr expense of the woman's team and one of them screaming "close the northern border."
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Too many of the men are maga, that continue my embarrassment at being from the US, and have now made me feel bad for following hockey. Especially since I got back into hockey because last year, watching my NHL team tank was better then watching the maga edge rusher on my NFL team.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
To be fair, ES didn't start this. It was just the result of a zietguest that was birthed in the centrist mire that was the 90's. In fact, maybe we need to start blasting said 90's centrist mire. It's evaded criticism for far too long and is likely patient zero for useless centrist.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
As a US citizen, I also wanted Canada to win. And if Macklin Celebrini got a hat trick, even better. On a different note, maybe play like that when Winnipeg is in the playoffs, Hellibeck.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You know what? Screw it: Dems, take credit for that when they do. It'll confuse them to no end and it sounds so much better then "we tried to shut down the government."
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The X-Box was the only console of that generation I didn't own. I played Morrowind on PC. Among other things, I could use the mod kit to make Gaenor drop dead and leave his head on a pike when he did.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
All these fading or "never were" stars going full maga hoping for carreer resurrection, never realizing that the "resurrection" is a zombie curse, raising up a shambling corpse that does nothing but groan while trying to eat brains.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
They won't understand this until they are rotting in a cell.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nah, she's just being nice by letting other people win gold medals.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ah, your girl feline. 🐈
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is unpopular? Sure, Spiderman 3 isn't that great, but 1 is a classic and 2 is one of the best superhero movies ever made. My main issue with the idea of the MCU Spiderman movies is "they can't possibly live up to Spiderman 2. Because nothing can."
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm gonna leave this song from the musical "South Pacific" for absolutely no reason whatsoever. youtu.be/VPf6ITsjsgk?...
youtu.be
"You've Got To Be Carefully Taught" - SOUTH PACIFIC (1958)
YouTube video by Rodgers & Hammerstein
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yeah, we had a globe too. You did catch "EXPLAINED why we don't use it in class anymore." But then again, it's the intentionally defunded american education system of bullshit and crap, so...actually that supports using Mercator.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
And the reason why we didn't is because it showed Greenland as massive and Australia as smaller, when in reality, Greenland is smaller. Because it exaggerates the size of things at the edges. Which was the whole point of the original post that I was commenting on!
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We're not talking about its use for sea navigation, aka "why this projection exists", we're talking about its use in news reports and classrooms. Yes, it keeps ocean distances consistent. But that's not what we were talking about!
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
How are we still using Mercator? I swear, in Elementary School, we talked about why we stopped using Mercator. My Children's world atlas talked about why they don't use Mercator. And this was late 1980's-almost 40 years ago! How is this still a thing?
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Juror #9: Urrrrrrrr. Juror #8: Urrr ur urrrrrrr! Juror #10: Rrr urrrr, urrrrr ur, urrrr! (Everyone turns their back to him). Juror #8: Urrrrrrr. (Juror #10 never utters another sound). Juror #4: Urrrrrrr! Ur ur, urrrrrr! (Starts crying). Urrrrr... (Star Wars theme blasts, roll credits).
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I refuse to believe this occupation has anywhere close to the brainpower to make a Death Star, so I choose to believe that Vader just came by to put us out of our misery. Also, I'm required to include a picture of Mimas:
That's not a moon. It's...oh wait, my bad, that IS a moon.

Specifically Mimas, a moon of Saturn. That large crater that makes it look like the Death Star (named the Herchel Crater, after the astronomer who discovered Mimas) was first observed when Voyager 1 passed by. The similarities are coincidence; the photo was resolved almost 3 years after "Star Wars" came out.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Me: "answer the question he asked, not the question you want to answer."
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Posting this 1850's abolitionist take on a famous Paul Revere engraving for NO REASON WHATSOEVER. Alt text is provided.
The 1850 Abolitionist remixed version of Paul Revere's famous engraving of the Boston Massacre. It shows a line of British Soilders opening fire on a crowd. This version puts Crispus Attucks, a mixed race black man believed to be the first person killed in the Boston Massacre, front and center.

It should be noted this is an effective propaganda picture, as it shows the British in a full firing line, as if though they came ready for combat. In truth, they were scared, disorganized, and one of them panicked and shot into the crowd.

It's not like the British saw the protesters riding away, intentionally got in front of them, shot, and falsely claimed self defense because "they're comming right at us!"  That would be much closer in spirit to what this engraving is depicting. Not sure why I needed to make this awfully specific description...
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Because russia might fight back. Thinking of a bully: only fight someone who can't fight back. Also, the orange taint is on putin puppet strings.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Too late, I've already moved on to another music streaming service and have no intention of going back.
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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I hate the people who voted for trump more then trump himself.
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