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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A University of Georgia senior is in intensive care after she fell from an eighth-floor window while dancing on a couch after Georgia’s 41-13 win over Oklahoma on Saturday. Kristin Sargent, 21, has several broken bones after investigators said she fell out of a window in Athens, Georgia. Zog News.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The great Bob Pettit, an imposing scorer and rebounder for the St. Louis Hawks and winner of the NBA’s first Most Valuable Player award in 1956, has died. He was 93. He was an All-Star for each of his 11 seasons.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"You can't use the "illusion of distance" to telepathically send an instantaneous message ten million light years away. Physics prohibits transmission of information faster than the speed of light. The universe prevents instant messaging across the cosmos." Useless Information Almanac.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"The world’s first international peace treaty promised “eternal friendship, lasting peace, territorial integrity, nonaggression, extradition and mutual help.” It was written on silver tablets that have since been lost to history." Swamp Yankee Journal.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Today... Wednesday, September 23rd, is John Coltrane's 100th birthday. 😎" Zoot Mantis.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"17% of Americans report they smoke marijuana. 11% of Americans say they smoke tobacco. Let that sink in!" Buzz Dupp.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Not everything happens for a reason, and insisting that it does often minimizes the raw reality of suffering, grief, and the sheer randomness of existence." Sue Tzun.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Homo sapiens are the only species to consciously and technologically engineer conditions that threaten a global mass extinction. Human activity is driving the "sixth mass extinction," wiping out vertebrate species hundreds of times faster than natural background rates." Swamp Yankee Journal.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Time don’t wait on nobody!" American schooled philosopher.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Lake sturgeon are cartilaginous fish whose ancestors existed 200 million years ago. Today, they’re the largest fish in the Great Lakes, at four to six feet long and weighing 30 to 80 pounds. Their average life span, according to existing research, is 50 to 100 years." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Doctor Rush’s Bilious Pills were compounded tablets the size of a raisin, made of powerful laxatives. They were nicknamed “thunderclappers” because of the speed with which they took effect. The main ingredient of the thunderclappers was calomel, or mercury chloride." Swamp Yankee Journal

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"A New York high school senior was suspended for bringing a cup of coffee to class. Julie Kaputa was confronted over her coffee Sept. 3 at Beaver River Central School in Castorland, NY. The soon-to-be graduating honors student was handed an in school suspension for her coffee." Zog News.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Modern humans interbred with Neanderthals before they disappeared, and most people of non-African ancestry still carry roughly 1 to 4 percent Neanderthal DNA today meaning part of the human population we once thought we simply replaced never actually vanished." Swamp Yankee Journal.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"ebreski fell from the third floor balcony. He fell straight down onto the fence and the pointed fence post plunged into his anu" Incomplete News Service.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Science has shown that the universe can operate entirely on its own through natural laws without requiring divine intervention to keep it running." Swamp Yankee Journal.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"are peaceful, while Western governments and allies remain concerned about the" Incomplete News Service.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"The steamship lies inside Bumpkin Island, between the mouth of the Kennebunk River and Cape Porpoise." Useless Information Almanac.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Snake Island (Ilha da Queimada Grande), Brazil is Inhabited by thousands of Golden Lancehead vipers, whose venom can melt human flesh, making human presence strictly illegal." Cliff Klaven.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"rthern one is called the Arbre Perdu or Lost Tree. It’s a small acacia clinging to an exposed root mound in a section of the Aïr Mountains where nothing else grows. The other is" The Incomplete News Service.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"ery neon sign in a roughly ten block area of the city exploded from a yet to be identif" Incomplete News Service.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"Following his loss to Biden Bartiromo spread unfounded theories of conspiracy fraud. Her comments were featured prominently in a defamation case against Fox brought by Dominion Voting Systems. Fox settled the case for more than $787 million." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"Whoever is responsible for the suppression of the release of the Epstein Files is willing and able to provoke a world war to execute it." Author and lecturer Izzie Zenning.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Scientists have measured the anomalous magnetic moment of the electron and found that the theoretical quantum calculation matches experimental reality to 12 decimal places. That precision is equivalent to measuring the distance from Los Angeles to New York to within the width of a single human hair.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"entson was found by a passerby around five o'clock this morning, hanging from the bridge over the" Incomplete News Service.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"Drug manufacturers do not hire old comedians to name new drugs. Drug naming is actually a highly scientific, strictly regulated, and multi-million dollar process handled by specialized branding agencies, linguists, and corporate committees." Swamp Yankee Journal.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"People in Argentina eat beef that is produced within Argentina. Argentina has an enormous cattle population. Tens of millions of head of cattle graze on the highly fertile pastures of the Pampas region. There are no people getting sick or poisoned by Argentine beef." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"The U.N. has verified that at least 16,874 Ukrainian civilians, including 820 children, have been killed by Putin and Russia. Ukrainians say the toll is likely higher, arguing there are many unrecorded deaths near the front lines and on territory occupied by Russian forces." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"There were no reported instances of people shitting in public at Trump's race today." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Unlike solid objects, two electromagnetic waves crossing paths do not bounce off each other or fuse into a new type of wave. They simply pass through one another completely unaltered. When two waves meet, their amplitudes temporarily add together or cancel each other out at that point in space. 🧐

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"There is no evidence of anyone being hit or wounded by an object crossing into our universe from another dimension. While extra dimensions exist hypothetically, not one person has ever been struck by an object from one." The Useless Information Almanac.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Trump is pleading with MAGA faithful to help him avoid a catastrophic defeat that would invite a wave of Democratic congressional investigations into his second-term actions. Trump's political capital is noticeably fracturing. His market interventions have been widely criticized." CH. 23.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Scientists have successfully grown custom vaginas in laboratories using a patient’s own stem cells seeded onto a biodegradable scaffold. Once implanted, these bioengineered channels function like natural tissue without requiring immunosuppressant medications." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Sandy Hook families have yet to collect any money from Alex Jones, who has waged lengthy appeals in state and bankruptcy courts as his company faces liquidation. He remains on air after moving onto new websites and streaming platforms." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"It would take 109,514 years or 40 million days to pay off the $40 trillion national debt if you paid it off at a rate of $1 million per day." Swamp Yankee Journal.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Melania Trump has never had vaginal transplant surgery. Mrs. Trump denies she recently underwent the procedure. Any claims suggesting otherwise are completely false or unfounded rumors." The Useless Information Almanac.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"Oh, why did the governor have to give me that pardon?!" Mel Blanc.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"Because of its clunky, redundant structure, virtually every style guide and dictionary still labels irregardless as "nonstandard" and strongly recommends you just use regardless instead." The Swamp Yankee Journal.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"The company that makes the ICE electric shock gloves warns against using them on sensitive populations such as small children, the elderly, pregnant women and “severely handicapped” people." We ask...WHAT COULD GO WRONG? In our Sunday Edition." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"Despite their large size and robust construction, Neanderthal pelvises were found to resemble those of modern human females in most measurements and proportions rather than those of modern human males." The Useless Information Almanac.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"Around 820 CE, the Persian mathematician Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi wrote, "The Compendious Book on Calculation by Completion and Balancing." This book gave us"algorithm and "algebra." That year the United States was populated entirely by Indigenous civilizations." Sue Tzun.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Our species profits from fouling our own biome. That is an accurate way to put it This is often described as ecological overshoot or the Tragedy of the Commons. We've treated the environment as both an infinite supply of resources and an infinite dumping ground for waste." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Cleveland reached the 10,000-win plateau on August 15, 2026, with a 6–1 victory over the San Diego Padres. They joined the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox as the only AL teams at the 10K mark. They haven't won a Word Series since 1948." The Useless Information Almanac."

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"In the Atacama Desert of Chile, there are weather stations that have never recorded a single drop of rain in more than a century but a fog rolling in from the Pacific twice a week feeds lichens, cacti, and a fishing village that has drunk nothing else for 300 years." Useless Information Almanac.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"According to global data compiled by Nira Data's Global Pulse 2026 report, when citizens across 98 countries were asked which nation poses the greatest threat to world peace, the United States was the most frequently named country globally." River Styx Gazette.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"You could fit the country of Switzerland into Ohio 2.8 times based on total area, or 2.7 times if you only measure dry land area. Ohio covers 44,825 square miles of total area. Switzerland covers 15,943 square miles of total area." The Useless Information Almanac.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"The amount of energy your body emits as heat in 30 minutes can boil a half-gallon of water." The Useless Information Almanac.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If you ask Google AI if there is ANYTHING Trump can do to Americans that will finally provoke them to react the answer is a firm no. That speaks loudly if it's right. Trump can do anything he wants to us and we won't revolt and take to the streets. Do you find that frightening?

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