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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy

@blackmes.bsky.social
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This account is where I post my thoughts when I'm crashing on my adhd medication. I post my good stuff on youtube.

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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck you.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man. you're farts fucking suck
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fart
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Job: hey so can you explain your bluesky to us. whats the about? The slenderman: Goddamn it blackmes i told you your digital footprint would get us in trouble!
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I need a really really shitty digital camera i need something truly fucked up. i have a vision
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
woah woah
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm starting to do it again.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The store: hey buy groceries
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
was it the slenderman?
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what?
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
did anyone see that?
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
woah. what the hell happened
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'll be back.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my friends used to love my bluesky account. and now they hate it... maybe its me...
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I offer a sort of content only prostitutes living in northern parts of idaho think to provide: quality slenderman jokes to giggle to.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Home is the toilet that you dont need to put toilet paper on the seat before you poop
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
FUCK YOU IF YOU HATE MY POSTS. I HAAAAATE YOU
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey is anyone there??
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hello?
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
hello?
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You're such a meanie.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey you. yeah you. yeah I LOVE YOU. friend. Yeah gonna smile? gonna smile like the best friend you are? haha youre such a good friend.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hey hey you. yeah you. yeah FUCK YOU. bitch. yeah gonna cry? gonna cry like the little bitch you are? haha youre such a baby.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the slenderman... im... im so sorry... i... i cant....
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Im sorry
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I FEEL THAT YOU ARE HERE NOW.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I WANT TO BREAK MY FUCKING LEGS. TEAR THEM FROM THEIR SOCKETS. AND MUTILATE MYSELF. AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU DID TO ME.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The slenderman
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My biggest mistake was telling you that he was here. the entire time.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
LAAUGHING STAAAALKING MOCKING THE WAY YOU DO.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU?
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
NO NOONO NONO NOTHE MEMORIES ARE YOU reading this?a
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We’re just friends :)) We’re just friends :))We’re just friends :))We’re just friends :))We’re just friends :)) We’re just friends :))We’re just friends :)) We’re just friends :)) We’re just friends :))
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We’re just friends :))
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
but theres nothing but fictional people in my head.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Louis Griffin: You have me too. Stewie: and me! Brian: yeah and me too. seth macfarlane: did you know I was almost on one of the planes that struck the twin towers on 9/11? Me: thanks you guys...
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Peter: hey blackmes, it's okay. You may have lost her but you haven't lost me! *he takes my hand* lets go.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’ve never been able to get over anything. Soon I’ll be the only one who cares and I don’t think I have the energy to do that anymore. You won’t have to worry about that anymore. And you shouldn’t worry about me right now, or anything related to me. I’m content with this decision.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
im so sorry.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No please dont leave me im sorry im sorry dont go. no please don't leave me. i cant take it again don't go. im sorrty. ium sorry. im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sotrtyim sotploease dont go no please please no please dont go no no no no no no
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey um. Don't freak out please. but the slender man is near.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh! hahaha! Brian the dog. LOL. man im having so much fun with you.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have feelings
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haha peter is so funny! right?
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
first date idea. lets go watch family guy
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*turns off family guy funny moments* these are good and all, but have you seen this? *turns on family guy stinkiest poop moments*
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My penis is just like my car; It's got bad wheel bearings that I need to get done, and If i keep using it, I face the risk of getting seriously injured or killed.
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BlackMES #1 scared of slender guy @blackmes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just checked: my balls are sooo big.
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