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Hyperlaser

@blackc3t.bsky.social
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I have a cat, her name is Princess. She lives up to her name. (Not affiliated with Boggio, this is a parody account)

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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
// I've made roleplay servers in the past and normally people do not get upset abt someone having taken their favorite character, they either leave and join a different server or just choose their next favorite character. Pls do make the server, would be very cool!!
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I lost my keys and my cat is staring at me through the window, she hungers and I cannot feed her
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
// dead...like death...death in the family, phighting reference !!
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Medkit @medkits-space.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
☕️ // BEFORE I FORGET take a little thing I did based off a convo between this acc and @blackc3t.bsky.social a while back [1/2]
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VENOMSHANK @handle.invalid · 03/09/2025
/ this was actually so peak when it came out though . genuinely awesome
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
// still not over this, i think about this almost daily
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
When I first adopted Princess I almost named her Burnt Bread bc she looked like a loaf a burnt bread when she loafed.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
tails are so cruel for existing :(
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Not too bad I'd say..
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I wouldn't be able to get the time off of work even if I wished to attend.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Are those a thing? I'd rather not waste my time if they are.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It just doesn't make sense? Why is saying joe mama funny? (I am aware it sounds like "yo mama", still don't understand how that's funny)
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I don't get the joke
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
why exactly?
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
haha?
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
...what-?
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Joe?
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
she's absolutely adorable, thank you
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
you as well..
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
good luck with your treat
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I like to fill a mug with milk (about 2/3rds full), heat that up, mix in hot chocolate mix and cold milk. Then top with whipped cream or whatever you prefer.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Apologize profusely and give them a free coffee/discount. Offer to pay for any medical bills if need be.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
so so happy!!
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
oh goodness
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
poor thing
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
throw the ball
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
damn my employers found this account.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Thank you!
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Nice bird
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
That’s good!
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Right.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Well That Was Just Rude.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I think it only looks so big because you look rather bald without your hood. Your forehead is normal sized
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Maybe you should take a vacation somewhere that isn’t by a cult? I advise visiting the less inhabited parts of Thieves Den, the nature there is beautiful.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
After a short conversation with my boss about our personal lives I have decided that him getting acid dumped on him was entirely deserved and it should, in fact, happen again. #phightingparody
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Hopefully!
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m more confused than before.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
You did a QnA?
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
How was the cupcake?
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
What a cute little mouse
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
what is pregnancy
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Unfortunate…
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+GRAFFITI+ @ultraflat.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
finally done, zaw thiz cool azz guy on the ztreet and decided to paint em. teapot guy if you zee thiz u look zick az hell xD #phightingparody #phightinggraffiti #phanart #pwnatious
Graffiti from Phighting! standing in front of a brick alleyway wall with a spray painted picture of Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Happy (belated) spawnday to the Medkits
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
//GUH, IM STILL NOT OVER THIS I LOVE IT SM
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
hah, yeah it does that
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I mean, it is winter.
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Right..
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
What do you mean then?
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Hyperlaser @blackc3t.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Alright
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