His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 8hIs this that 4-dimensional chess I’ve been hearing about? 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 11hOh you do not want to be dived at by one of these guys. 110
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 11hJust some guy on the street corner screaming “I’m crazy and dangerous! Somebody stop me before I kill you all!!!” 020
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 11hstatic.klipy.comNicholas Cage Points and SmokesALT: Nicholas Cage Points and Smokes 090
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 12h27% Crazification Factor or bust 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 12hNic Cage in an Epstein Files filmstatic.klipy.comShut Up And Take My Money MemeALT: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme 0580
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 12hMay I point out the THOUSANDS of father-initiated family murder-suicides over the last forever years ago? 1121
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 13hHis staff is trying to one up each other on how much bullshit they can get away with telling him before he catches on. 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 13h“He should surrender to Russia.” That’s what he’s saying. Fuck him, fuck Putin, fuck Russia 0122
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 13hThat seems….unwise 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 14hAnd that’s just the family contributions; never mind the government largesse to rich people that other people don’t get. 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 18hFox News: Objectively pro-dictator, pro-war crimes, pro-bullshit 020
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 18hThey have money to burn; we have better uses for it. 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 18hListen to Trump talk about health insurance. It’s not just that he doesn’t understand the entire concept (he doesn’t), but the people around him who do just want everyone else to be poor and/or dead, with just enough people left to cater to their whims. 0151
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[wheezy, whiny-ass voice] “I never started a war, never declared war, never told Congress, so, no war, but I can do what I want, all legal, Thanks SamAli…Sam Albino…Alita…” 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“Ayyye don’t have to name them. Iiiiii…..” [gets stampeded by herd of angry buffalo] 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m against polluting our oceans. 070
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I have lived decades without seeing a Democrat who knows how to throw a fucking punch. No, sit down Gavin, you pissant poser. This is how we do. As another Mike once said, “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." 050
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Oh, shit… 2260
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We elected the Worst Person in the World, and he appointed all the other worst people in the world. 050
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Italians….you couldn’t use their criminal names…I loved their criminal names…Genovese, Columbus…the greatest mobsters. I loved them.” 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh, sure, absolutelystatic.klipy.comNervous LaughALT: Nervous Laugh 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Just sucked the joy out of the whole thread, didntcha….static.klipy.comJustin Timberlake's Blank StareALT: Justin Timberlake's Blank Stare 100
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why did Vetinari approve Vimes’ “vacation” in Snuff? Because he was due some time off for rest, of course. No other reason whatsoever. 0140
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comFireman On Fire StuntALT: Fireman On Fire Stunt 020
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Space allows for burning up in a gravitational atmosphere. Is also infinite. And why give fish a shitty meal? 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Earth’s oceans are limited space. Space is…unlimited. However, I would like to see these MFers come face to face with 100
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Fair. I just didn’t think pointing them at the sun used up any much more resources. 110
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[flipping my finger up and down between my lips] BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Keven Hassett: Most punchable face in this administration OR Most punchable face of ALL TIME? 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Never seen a billboard with flopsweat before. But here we are. 110
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think these dipshits, especially the Dipshit in Chief, are still under the idea that the incumbent president gets supported during wartime. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 100
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Sir, please, remind the people what lying, dangerous person you are. This can only help Republicans.” 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Republicans are totally fine with their guy doing corruption and crime, but will make up bullshit against Democrats. Always and forever. Accusations = Confession 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Rubio, you see, is a descendent of *the West*” In his mind…. 000
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026GAAAHHHHH!!!! This is worse than Philly’s Mütter Museum 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comMy Job Here Is Done - Anime MemeALT: My Job Here Is Done - Anime Meme 110
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My man looks like he *just* opened the Ark of the Covenant 020
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My man looks like he’s got a room with an array of teenagers chained to a wall with bendy drink straws in their necks. 010
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sociopaths gonna sociopath 020
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All of it, imho 020
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