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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes

@bklynmichael42.bsky.social
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Husband to a brilliant woman (professor/Jane Austen expert), father of a brilliant spectrum teen 🧩 (animator/illustrator) grows in Brooklyn. “YES! THAT'S MY COW!"

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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 6h
Word.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 8h
Is this that 4-dimensional chess I’ve been hearing about?
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 11h
Oh you do not want to be dived at by one of these guys.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 11h
Ahhh jfc
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 11h
Just some guy on the street corner screaming “I’m crazy and dangerous! Somebody stop me before I kill you all!!!”
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 11h
@dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 11h
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Nicholas Cage Points and Smokes
ALT: Nicholas Cage Points and Smokes
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 12h
27% Crazification Factor or bust
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 12h
Nic Cage in an Epstein Files film
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Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 12h
May I point out the THOUSANDS of father-initiated family murder-suicides over the last forever years ago?
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 13h
His staff is trying to one up each other on how much bullshit they can get away with telling him before he catches on.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 13h
“He should surrender to Russia.” That’s what he’s saying. Fuck him, fuck Putin, fuck Russia
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 13h
That seems….unwise
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 14h
And that’s just the family contributions; never mind the government largesse to rich people that other people don’t get.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 18h
Fox News: Objectively pro-dictator, pro-war crimes, pro-bullshit
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 18h
They have money to burn; we have better uses for it.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 18h
Listen to Trump talk about health insurance. It’s not just that he doesn’t understand the entire concept (he doesn’t), but the people around him who do just want everyone else to be poor and/or dead, with just enough people left to cater to their whims.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[wheezy, whiny-ass voice] “I never started a war, never declared war, never told Congress, so, no war, but I can do what I want, all legal, Thanks SamAli…Sam Albino…Alita…”
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Ayyye don’t have to name them. Iiiiii…..” [gets stampeded by herd of angry buffalo]
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m against polluting our oceans.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have lived decades without seeing a Democrat who knows how to throw a fucking punch. No, sit down Gavin, you pissant poser. This is how we do. As another Mike once said, “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, shit…
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We elected the Worst Person in the World, and he appointed all the other worst people in the world.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Italians….you couldn’t use their criminal names…I loved their criminal names…Genovese, Columbus…the greatest mobsters. I loved them.”
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, sure, absolutely
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Nervous Laugh
ALT: Nervous Laugh
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just sucked the joy out of the whole thread, didntcha….
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Justin Timberlake's Blank Stare
ALT: Justin Timberlake's Blank Stare
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why did Vetinari approve Vimes’ “vacation” in Snuff? Because he was due some time off for rest, of course. No other reason whatsoever.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Fireman On Fire Stunt
ALT: Fireman On Fire Stunt
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Space allows for burning up in a gravitational atmosphere. Is also infinite. And why give fish a shitty meal?
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Earth’s oceans are limited space. Space is…unlimited. However, I would like to see these MFers come face to face with
Anglerfish
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fair. I just didn’t think pointing them at the sun used up any much more resources.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[flipping my finger up and down between my lips] BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Keven Hassett: Most punchable face in this administration OR Most punchable face of ALL TIME?
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never seen a billboard with flopsweat before. But here we are.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think these dipshits, especially the Dipshit in Chief, are still under the idea that the incumbent president gets supported during wartime. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Sir, please, remind the people what lying, dangerous person you are. This can only help Republicans.”
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republicans are totally fine with their guy doing corruption and crime, but will make up bullshit against Democrats. Always and forever. Accusations = Confession
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE DARWIN AWARDS
Best Supporting Actor Nominee
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Rubio, you see, is a descendent of *the West*” In his mind….
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GAAAHHHHH!!!! This is worse than Philly’s Mütter Museum
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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My Job Here Is Done - Anime Meme
ALT: My Job Here Is Done - Anime Meme
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like he *just* opened the Ark of the Covenant
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like he’s got a room with an array of teenagers chained to a wall with bendy drink straws in their necks.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drake meme:
Holding Al
Billionaires accountable
VS
Launching Al
Billionaires into the sun
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sociopaths gonna sociopath
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All of it, imho
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coach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”
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