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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Had a ton of fun last night at Cosmic Baseball. Really cool experience, and a fun show.
The Chilli Pepper, before we went Cosmic. The teams retaking the field for the Cosmic portion. Glowing confetti floats through the air. A pitcher for the Glow Mojis wearing a fluorescent mask. The Glow Mojis team celebrating their win in all their neon splendor
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@dril corncob tweet, but with "complicit" instead of "owned"
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every day when The Jump on @espn1320.bsky.social ends, my YouTube switches over to this live bird feeder stream, and it's just lovely.
Three birds happily snack from an open bird feeder tray while another hangs onto a vertical feeder in the background. There are bright, beautiful flowers everywhere.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My camera didn't do justice to how red the sun looked this morning.
The sun rises over some trees. In the background, some mountains peek through on front of a dusty red sky.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Forgot about @astrokatie.com coming in with this great quote at the top.
KATIE MACK (theoretical astrophysicist): What is it from, exactly? It's a video game thing?
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have some concerns about shot selection based on ESPN's game play by play
Emmanuel Sharp misses 70-foot three point jumper.

Egor Demin misses 83-foot three pointer.

Darius Acuff Jr. misses 68-foot three pointer.

It goes on like that.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pretty safe to say something died in the back yard, I think.
A turkey vulture having a snack. The same turkey vulture. Very big, very ugly, very cool.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
OK, this is better.
80-2 record on 82-0.com

Seattle 1960s Lenny Wilkens
Detroit 2020s Cade
OKC 2010s KD
Miami 2010s LeBron
Milwaukee 1970s Kareem
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Best one I've had so far. Rolling Wemby's team after I already had Wilt is tough 🤣
77-5 team from 82-0.com

Spurs 2020s Fox
Houston 2010s Harden
OKC 2000s Durant
Philly 1990s Barkley
Philly 1960s Wilt
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nice evening for a game
Gage Jump throws a pitch to Mitch Garver
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Rosetta cooked with this one.
"That's the problem with hitting the elites financially. Every time you hurt one, all it does is make another richer. That won't stop until the baskets overflow with their godsdamned heads."

Rosetta, from Dungeon Crawler Carl book 8: A Parade of Horribles
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A story in three parts:
Chocolate chip cookie dough and Krispy Kreme donuts. The previously-mentioned donuts covered in cookie dough. A donut-stuffed cookie abomination. I have no regrets.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A little light show tonight.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Got you, fam.
Disney's 101 Dalmatians
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I might need to rework the Fish Cannon gif with an iguana.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Try the Special. Spicy Ramen forever!
The "Try the Special" emblem. It's neon Ramen and dragons.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Well, let's just look and... Oh no.
Noh's salary model for Zach Lavine. It's grim, dear reader
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I love when random chance makes me look like a good person.
Screenshot of the "Your 2026 Word" gif from Merriam-Webster. It has been caught on the word "compassionate," because I'm clearly wonderful.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Not a bad day at all (pre-polar bear swim, anyway)
A bucket full of red rock crab and a small ice chest with a fairly large dungeness crab
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I'm not even mad. I wouldn't want to write about the Kings either.
Portland Trail Blazers
Conversely, this is a team I need to see not fall out of the play-in.

Sacramento Kings
The Blazers are only a game ahead of the Jazz and two ahead of the Mavericks and Clippers. Considering they likely came into the season with an "at least make the play-in" goal, they're in a pretty decent spot headed into the new year. But they did get a head start on teams like Dallas and L.A. that had designs on bigger things, and blowing that head start would be disappointing.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The moon, watching you and judging your NYE choices.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
*giggles like a 12 year old*
A photo of a Eurasian Blue Tit from the Royal BC Museum in Victoria
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Life as a parent:
Question: What's the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life?

Answer: You. The answer is you.

Reward: You've received a Gold Asshole's Box!
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Look at this adorable feathered golf ball that was in my tree.
A small bird who is, nevertheless, an absolute unit.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Old meme time!
Ned Stark meme. It says:

Braces yourselves
Drew Eubanks is coming
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Advertising and propaganda works. My evidence: today's lunch.
Sandwiches. I can smell the onions and mustard.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Still from Apocalypse Now with the caption "I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning"
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A T-shirt with an image of Mario wearing a fedora and playing an NES cartridge like a harmonica.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I went through way too much effort to watch this game, and it goes like this.
The Kings getting their ass beat by the Raptors on a PS5.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Time is but a window, I'll be back.
Vigo the Carpathian
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
LOCKED IN. Look at that face.
A Very Serious-faced running cat
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Dr. Teeth, the leader of the Muppets band
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Adam Silver meme. The text reads "Get ready to learn about 60 fifteen square foot flags combined into one mega-flag, buddy."
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Spotrac's trade machine says the Warriors would be an under 1st apron team still after getting Monk (Kings would be first apron). W's are currently $25m below the first apron, so they'd still have $6.3m to go. I know they have other guys to sign, but that ain't my problem 😂
Spotrac NBA Trade Machine deal - Monk for Kuminga at $23m
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
These are completely insane and I love them.
Blueberry pie Oreos. The filling is unnaturally blue, but so delicious.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I spent way too long working this out and I hate it.
A Spotrac trade machine proposal between the Warriors and Kings. The Warriors receive DeMar DeRozan. The Kings receive Gui Santos and Jonathan Kuminga on a sign-and-trade for $28,000,300.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Calling this one a Chocolate Canuck. (Creme de cacao, chocolate Baileys, Crown)
A shot glass with a three-layered drink.

Bottom layer: Creme de cacao
Middle layer: Chocolate Baileys
Top layer: Crown Royal
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Trust in my self-righteous
Fried rice
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Missed all the Kings news the last few days because I've been on a boat. I like the boat better than the news.
Clouds hugging the mountains coming out of the ocean. A ray of sunshine pierces the clouds and reflects off the ocean. A waterfall comes down the mountain side. Clouds cling to the top and dip into the valley. A glacier meets the water. A couple boats look tiny next to it.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
This really has become one of my favorite places.
A sailboat crossing the water with mountains and clouds in the background.Boats gathered across the water. A bald eagle about to land on a perch next to another bald eagle.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
OK McDonald's Canada, this thing is just diabolical.
The "Big Rösti" burger from McDonald's - a burger with bacon, cheese, cheese sauce, and a hash brown patty. Would eat again.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Super weird that these aren't selling. No clue why nobody would want them.
A bin at Toys R Us with an "Everything Must Go!" 30% off sign. The sign says "Funco," but the only ones left in the bin are Aaron Rodgers, because nobody wants his dumb ass in any form.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
That's just individual blocks, don't forget the lists!
A screenshot of the "Lists Blocked By" tab, showing he's blocked by 770,896 users via lists.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Happy to report that these are incredible, and they smell even better while toasting.
A box of Girl Scout frosted coconut caramel Pop Tarts, flavored to match the Samoas/Caramel deLights Girl Scout cookies.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I appreciate my kid using his engineering class to make me awesome father's day gifts. He's a good egg.
A purple backlit wood cutout Kings logo that my awesome kid made for me.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.
Captain Hammer holding Dr. Horrible in a headlock.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
OK these are so weird, but I kinda love them.
A package of Fried Crab Flavor Lay's potato chips.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
First the Coke Oreos, and now this? What wicked food sorcery is going on over there? Now, excuse me while I eat this whole package.
A package of chocolate covered pretzel flavored Oreos. Deliciously evil.
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Brian Kivett @bkivett.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Are you sure that's a duck?
A cartoon image of a T-Rex
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