bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 25/09/2026time for the annual reminder from my mother that my smartwatch will give me cancer at least i'll die knowing my VO2 Max was in the top 10% 030
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 21/09/2026this shit looks like if you tried to make AI generated food in real life 121
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 04/08/2026If I were a Survivor contestant, I would say funny jokes all the time, and when they try to vote me out I'd say "nooooo u can't do that im just a silly guy" and then win 060
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 04/08/2026look at this little guy @tunacancreations.bsky.social gave me!!! 010
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 03/08/2026I dont get theme parks. If I wanted to wait in line I'd just go to the DMV where it's FREE 040
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 07/06/2026Heartbreaking: Protogen is unable to 67 after undergoing a sixectomy 3186
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 20/01/2026fucked up that you can eat at a portillos in dallas. misappropriation of chicagoan culture has gone too far 020
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bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 18/06/2025the existence of summer implies the existence of the seasons differencemer, productmer, and quotientmer 030
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 13/06/2025timing my shits at work to maximize aura farming the office when the boss is around while also minimizing the probability of another spider encounter 060
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 13/06/2025that bug game i started 6 months ago is no longer gonna be made for vrchat. tired of jumping through all of vrc's weird hoops im going to try making projects in Basis now 060
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 12/06/2025there i was, shitting at work, when i saw something moving out of the corner of my eye it was a spider the size of my thumb, sloooooowly descending from the ceiling, about 6 inches from my face 150
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 12/06/2025i wanted to do a little recreational captcha, but apparently thats illegal in 2025 040
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 30/05/2025im done with comedy. going to make tragedy videos now. first one is titled "accidentally dropping your last tendie on the dirty floor of a raising canes" 1100
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 30/05/2025tbh if the swiss army showed up here at my door, i'd invite them to go drinking with me too 040
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 29/05/2025hopping chill worlds in vrchat is like jumping between showrooms in ikea 050
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 27/05/2025millenial humor is slowly becoming indistinguishable from boomer humor 360
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 23/05/2025rarely i'll A/B test tweets on here and "the other platform" lucky for you, you guys always get the "A" version 030
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 23/05/2025my bluesky feed is understimulating please recommend me hyperstimulating accounts to follow 160
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 23/05/2025going to bed early in the summer is weird its still light out when i go to bed, and then its light out when i wake up 020
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 21/05/2025the latest unemployment stats are crazy computer science majors have a higher unemployment than math or art history 310
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 21/05/2025realizing now that the taste of "everything" bagels isnt really everything its mostly just onion powder 140
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 21/05/2025my proudest moment in my academic career was when i spelt "queue" in my first grade spelling test and the only reason i knew it was because i saw it in Roller coaster tycoon 050
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 21/05/2025had a nightmare last night where i accidentally cooked dinner when i still had leftovers i needed to eat 040
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 21/05/2025super excited for all my friends to get the switch 2 so i can play the new mario kart 150
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 21/05/2025bro keeps ending meetings with "i guess ill end the meeting early" when it doesnt run the full hour, as if its a bad thing 050
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 21/05/2025how much water does tech use? posting a tweet = 1 bottle of water using AI = 100 bottles of water following me = -50 bottles of water 140
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 20/05/2025he just walked over, stared at me with his bright blue eyes, and then walked away 310
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 20/05/2025i love how you can qt something nostalgic with "End of an era" for free likes 030
bk @bk.yipyapyop.net · 20/05/2025actually *playing* rougelikes no longer brings joy which is why i skip to the fun part and memorize item lists from roguelikes ive never played 120
