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Brett Joseph

@bjoseph23.bsky.social
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if we say we partied, then I’m pretty sure we partied
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hell yeah
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
👀
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Who’s sending him the voice note right now?
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is fucking electric
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And the bands all rule!
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We’ll take em where we can I guess
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is such a good idea, I’m shocked the NBA did it
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights. If we cannot protect the rights of the most vulnerable population of society, not a single one of us has rights.
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s true, they lived down the street from my parents at this time
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
🫡
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Who’s giving who the business?
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My lack of baking/deep frying skills is probably saving everyone here
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sadly the donuts do appear to be made up. However… we do have this! www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/p...
nbcchicago.com
Popular Chicago pie shop adds Malort-flavored item to their menu
A popular Chicago pie shop announced a Malort and grapefruit flavored pie was recently brought back to their menu.
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cannot wait to watch how this goes from a safe distance
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I always love honoring another Badger women’s hockey championship! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Was instructed to bring cocktails so I’m going back to the fantastic cranberry infused old fashioned that @actioncookbook.com put in the newsletter a few years ago which is always a crowd pleaser
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Think we’ll be fine. Shitty time to play our worst game of the last few years but also BYU is a godawful matchup. Need to shoot better (duh) and clean up the defensive rotations though but I trust the process at this point. Rapp might be a liability
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social storage… for men? Some marketing agency went wild with this one
Something called the battery daddy that has individual spaces for 180 different batteries
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Harpo’s over it
A very tired bernedoodle in a bumblebee costume
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
There has to be a side one without Kelly (pre-firing), right?
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Midnight City by M83 and You’re Not the Only One by Sam Fender for more rock-oriented ones, and Holecene by Bon Iver and The Ramble by Cassandra Jenkins for more folk-oriented songs come to mind
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Brittany Howard immediately jumped to the front of my mind
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Do it anyway coward
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
And he has a perfect college qb name too!
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Odds you hear a “cracker? Hardly know er!”?
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Venmo even used to suggest “kale salad with berries” as a default suggestion for the payment description! It was right there for him!
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Impossible Germany’s solo live remains undefeated
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
We get the rule change fight done in July so it’s a bit more manageable but still exhausting
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Seriously thought this graphic was AI generated at first
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The two books I’ve been recommending recently have been Hell is a World Without You by Jason Kirk and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow. Both excellent!
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
That’s very true! Figured it’d be a fun experience so why not
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Fully prepared to add @ Tuscaloosa to my own list this year lol
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
1. Paul McCartney, Wrigley Field 2011 (first time hearing those songs live is magical) 2. LCD soundsystem, Metro 2016 3. The Hold Steady, Empty Bottle 2018 4. Frightened Rabbit, Thalia Hall 2018 (Midnight Organ Fight 10 year tour) 5. The Mountain Goats, Empty Bottle 2017
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If you made me guess right now, I’d say 5/100-120 is pretty fair value-wise for him if they decide to extend him this offseason. Not sure what he’d get on the open market with teams not having space but I would be shocked if Denver isn’t anticipating losing him w/ current core intact
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Those books rocked
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s an old standby for a reason! In all seriousness he’d basically stopped recruiting so it would have gotten much worse before it got better imo
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Sure but have you considered it could be so much worse?
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Even with the benefit of hindsight I am still very glad they did this tbh
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Sir
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The first pope to transubstantiate Malort into Christ’s blood
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago Pope should have come out to Sirius.
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Truly an incredible time to be alive
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I love that this is how I found out
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Not sure why this is an IG ad I’m being served but I feel like the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social crew would appreciate horseshark. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Trying to think of a way to get ASMR-ch madness
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The Rutgers colors and R’s keep making me thing the Rangers are playing
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It truly works wonders!
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Brett Joseph @bjoseph23.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Nobody show this to my dad, who has many boxes in his basement labeled “misc computer cables” that I had to sort one day over a decade ago
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