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Bjorn the innkeeper

@bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social
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Greetings i'm the proud owner of the Lazy cat inn (vtuber) 18+ I will post art that will be sfw and Nsfw if you are under the age of 18 please don't follow me Twitch t.co/ETdGkH9Dra

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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And we're getting ready for takeoff. Let's go to the moon. I wonder if it's a good idea to let a foolish innkeeper be in charge of a space program. www.twitch.tv/bjorn_the_in... #vtubers #lazycatinn
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To the moon !!! | Streaming kerbal space program.
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It might sound weird, but I’m really excited for lunch. We’re going out to eat at Subway. I rarely eat out, and fast food is a rare treat ^^
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning, everyone. I hope you all have a great Saturday. The weather over the inn is nice and bright today, so tonight I’ll do my stream. I’m super excited for it.
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🔞Lady Alva of Belvoir @ladybelvoir.vtubers.social · 17/07/2026
Some Sussy Stuff goin on! Amogus with folk come join twitch.tv/ladybelvoirvt
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Good morning my dear travelers are we all ready for a new and excited day? And do you all have some great plans for today?   #Lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
www.twitch.tv/bjorn_the_in... and we are live come and join us
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Kritter Defend live or die @gdpduncan
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Tonight at 8 pm GMT we will return to the Backrooms. Will we be able to escape? Will we be able to survive? Will Bjorn get his questions answered? Who knows. Let's see: the dream team @gdpduncan.bsky.social, @coradust.bsky.social and I will be able to work together.
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A necromancer just walked in with a skeleton and sat down. I served him an ale and asked what the deal with the skeleton was. He replied, "If you drink alone you got a problem...." I had just served him his ale and walked away. I never know who I will meet in my inn. #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This Right here 😁
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Good morning. Are you all ready for a new day? I know Loki is, but I told him to behave. We have some fairies visiting.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Sweeping up all the confetti after a huge celebration yesterday. Miss Innkeeper still trying to get glitter out of her cleavage, and Kito still counting all the coins she got that evening. She told me she was dancing. I wonder how she got that much from "dancing." #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Good morning everyone. How are you? ... LOKI, no! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT BOTTLE OF DRAGON BREATH! NOOO!!   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Loki, the great hunter, is at it again no mouse to be seen. I'm so proud of him... Loki, where is the rock bird I just cooked? HEY, DON'T RUN AWAY! #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh my. What a long day. Now I'm home and can relax. ^^
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Good morning everyone.   The cold weather has really brought in a lot of visitors this morning.   The most sold item so far is Shadowveil Tea with a spoon of honey. What do you all like to drink on a cold day?   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Good morning, you wonderful people. Are we ready for a new day? I'm sure I am. #Lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
As I sweep the floors, Miss Innkeeper is picking up Loki; they are ready for bed. Good night, travellers, and sleep well. See you all tomorrow. #Lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A sexy-looking traveler walked into the inn and asked if she could get a free drink....... She knew my weakness: sexy women.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Amazing this wizard just did an amazing fireworks show. I could see it all from the kitchen window.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
What kind of New Year blast do I want? Oh, I know 😏 Art feature @missusmommy.bsky.social
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Good morning, everyone. Tonight it's New Year, and for those who are going to celebrate it with fireworks, remember;   Ear protection. Eye protection. If the fireworks are not working, do not walk back to them. Keep a proper distance.   be safe out there and respect people and fireworks.
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have to screenshots this Because of the limited here <3
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I was wondering if people would be interested if I were to share some recipes I make.   Sometimes I try to make some fantasy foods. When I read books or watch a movie or an anime with food in it, I have always wanted to recreate them.
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Oh, another day is here, but I'm feeling sick 🤒 the joy of having a bad immune system 🙃
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Wait, a late goodnight message what happened? I totally didn't fall asleep on the sofa while I was reading. 🙃 Goodnight, everyone; have a great night. 😄 #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I just came home from the shopping trip. I treated my lovely wife to make-up and a new blouse.
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Miss Innkeeper said she would do her makeup in the living room. And I told her she could do me in the living room. She gave me that stare, and I knew I was not lucky this time.
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Gooood morning, you lovely people Ready for a new day? Miss Innkeeper and I am going to visit the town of Tallon. Thankfully we have this portal to make travel easier.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
As the light from the fireplace dims, I walk toward my room. Some good memories were made today.   Good night, everyone see you all tomorrow   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A hunter just came in with a huge rock bird. Did I buy it? Of course I did. Now I can make all kinds of delicious dishes. Rock bird tenders, deep-fried, served with a cold beer that's the life.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Miss Innkeeper is out in the herb garden picking up herbs for today's dinner, and of course Loki is helping out, but he thinks that weeds are herbs as well. Aw, bless that little furball. #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Good morning. It was a cold night. Everything outside is covered by a layer of frost. I better prepare a good pot of soup for all my cold visitors.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
What a glorious night. The moon's shadow is dancing across the inn's floor and Miss Innkeeper is calling for me in our bed.   Good night, everyone. I hope your night will be as fantastic as you are. #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Is it weird that I'm sitting here creating fantasy names for food for my inn, and suddenly I want to try cooking it IRL and need to find something we have that can fit the fantasy ingredients? #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Good morning, everyone here in the inn. Please rest up before you start your day.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
One night I went upstairs to this wonderful sight   #lazycatinn #naughtyinnkeeper art: @haruki-urameshi.bsky.social
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Loki is running across the inn's floor, chasing his own shadow. The bard is flirting with Miss Innkeeper; he better be careful she has a mean left. Kito is counting the coins from today. What a nice evening. #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Some nice hot chocolate for a cold day
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I'm standing under the mistletoe. I wonder if anyone wants to come over?
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Oh, Miss innkeeper is going upstairs. Loki is done with his nightly mouse inspection. The dough is resting for morning's loaf. Goodnight, everyone. Thank you all for making a day full of laughter and joy.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Good morning everyone On a hunt this morning we got a rock dove; the inn's guests are going to enjoy some delicious recipes. #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Good night everyone 😴 This innkeeper is so tired; I'm going to sleep like a rock tonight 😴   Good night and sleep tight, everyone 😴
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Good afternoon. Welcome to my inn. What can I offer you? A drink, some food, or do you need a bed? Don't worry our prices are great.   I just got this lovely chicken pie made. Do you want a slice?   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Good morning, everyone. Today it's Miss Innkeeper and my anniversary. We've been married for 11 wonderful years.
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Oh what a day it has been. So busy the stolen cheese from the inn, or someone might say they "borrowed" it. And of course we shall not forget all these amazing people who have visited today.   Yawn. Good night everyone, sleep tight and see you all in the morning   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The inn is buzzing today. Either it is all the visitors or the bees from the honey farm that have gotten in again.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Oh, what a day. Today that sudden rainstorm really brought in many guests. Luckily I still have 20 rooms left. Miss Innkeeper is washing the floors, and Kito is counting our coins. Good night, everyone.   #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Oh, I just met this odd adventurer. He had a big wolf, a tiny dragon, and a cute slime. I wonder if he will visit the inn later. #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This goblin wants to buy a plate of chicken and he wants to pay with a precious rock ........ It's just a normal rock. I'm not sure if he wants to scam me or he doesn't know better. What shall I do? Miss Innkeeper just says "give him the plate" and Kito says "give him nothing." #lazycatinn
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Bjorn the innkeeper @bjorntheinnkeeper.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Good morning, everyone. It's time for this innkeeper to stretch his old body and prepare the inn. I threw an extra log on the fire so we can heat up. #lazycatinn
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