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Derrick White Christmas

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OK doc, i'll quit huffing Twitter Boston. Go C's. Love da C's.

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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I've been trying to have a conversation over the difference between two top-five players but you keep saying insulting shit so at this point: go fuck yourself, you pile of useless sportsballs.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Why does every time I give my opinion, you think I'm ignoring the data instead of maybe perhaps I'm giving some context behind it? I'm aware of how rough the shooting was & what followed was seeing if there was a hitch in his shot since shooting sub 30% had a lot of folk scratching their head.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
1) on the JB efficency, it's more about shot diet that made the diff 2) i'm fine with that comparison of Jokic/Wemby but with Luka/Tatum having similar averages the defense does matter a bit more. (This is also about who's the 2nd best player during this stretch as Jokic is first by a mile)
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I wouldn't say *easily better*, i would say more efficient as he was attacking the rim and using midrange much more last year than ever. He was also enjoying single coverage under most games but it's splitting hairs with how that run went.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Tatum's career as a whole in the playoffs: 24/8/5 over 110+ games in the first 7 years is as good a start to any career in the past two decades. There's full careers who haven't had that many deep runs in the playoffs was the point I was making. Most loaded ever? That's pushing it a bit lol
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Also factoring in the help portion: he was without the most important cog of that for a majority in KP who's size and post game really unlocks the team and made 0 the only real post threat throughout that run last year.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Loaded with offensive help is skewering it to what this team was in '24. '22 & '23 was not the juggernaut over the past two years. He does get overreliant on difficult shots but fine with him as the top option. It's proven effective for them.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
1. I do. And there's people who's careers haven't had 2 Finals & 5 conf finals app, while being the best player on the team. For last year being a year he didn't step up in is laughable when he showed how dangerous he is pff the dribble along with covering anybody on the court.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Well it does matter when the stat i'm pointing to correlates to all other stats: possession of the ball. Not even going off usage % since it's dependent on his teammates making shots off his passes and that's despite him having the highest usage in NBA history.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Offball data was inconsistent to rely on as Kyrie and Luka were struggling to stay on court together. With Lebron and an offseason a better frontcourt, it'll be fun to see if he can actually play off ball.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I did not criticize, i said look at how they play the game. But you'd have to get off Excel in order to do that! Also kinda funny you mentioning stat inflation & not bringing that up with Luka when he has the ball all the fucking time. I do look forward to seeing how he does w/ an offseason in LA
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
If you want to say JT too reliant on stepback 3's and fading mid ranges, I can get that. But saying he doesn't step up in the playoffs when he's already put up better numbers than some HOFers is wild. As an accountant, some advice: Get off of Excel & get some fresh air. It'll do ya good.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I also gave data detailing out who the Celtics beat in 3 years when Tatum didn't play to which there was 1 team over .500 and the rest were the worst 3 teams in the league during that stretch that you also disregarded. You did the very same thing you accuse me of! In which, g'day pissant.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I don't know who else you arguing with & don't care. I went and had actual back & forth to which i explained how playstyles can dictate stats in which Luka is the most ball dominant player since MJ in which he had meh W-L over the past 3 years in DAL. Aaaand then!
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I attempted to have a rational conversation explaining defensive impacts & their different styles of play. You disregarded them as troll behavior b/c you can't handle differing viewpoints. Blocking & then responding to my tweet afterward was a lame move. Now fuck off & enjoy the weekend.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
@sportsstatsfan.bsky.social don't block me and then continue the convo. Lame response when trying to be rational.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Embiid looks like he's in Olympic form tonight!
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The Lakers really traded all the pieces that should've been included in the Luka deal to get Mark Williams lmao
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Pritchard pulling a Kanter to stat pad and get the 6MOY back on track
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Think the Celtics are locked the fuck in.
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I can't believe they let Russ throw at the 1
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Everyone thinks Belichick will dominate with players from the portal but instead he's actually going to take all the Lacrosse kids in UNC and turn it into a Chris Hogan factory
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
We're bringing back "blaming them vidiya gamez"
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hearing Drew Carter cover the Simpsonscast actual makes me appreciate him more lol
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I just developed Tourette's watching KP head to the locker room
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Aldama is really a taller, bearded Estean Ocon
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Jrue shooting 11 3's while Memphis has shot 13 total is hysterical
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Lewis should just avoid Abu Dhabi
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Bucks were fun but the Celtics hate them lol
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
What a floater lol
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
150 tonight? 150 tonight
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Cade vs JB has been very entertaining
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Josh Allen has to be the first to have a pass, rush, and rec TD while throwing the TD to himself lmao
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Now put KP in bubblewrap against Miami. Don't trust them
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Cavs/Celtics will be fun as hell if we get both starting 5's healthy
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
How do you actually legislate that part though? No intentional fouling while winning?
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Good battle vs Cleveland shorthanded
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ed Malloy sucks
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Derrick White has become a true Masshole by wearing a Bruins jersey at a Celtics game
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Slye was good from 66. Too bad that was from 68 lol
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
4th quarter: Pritchard 19 Bulls 16
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
More like Eberdoofus, amirite
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I've been cackling maniacally that entire 2nd quarter #Celtics
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Wonder if JB gonna try and make Porter's life miserable tonight
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A sneaky good week for KP to come back but I'd prefer to keep him in bubblewrap for as long as possible
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
There's someone who didn't update their fantasy team smoking someone because Noah Gray has 2 TDs aga8n
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The foul shenanigans leave me running late for FP3
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Celtics might get rewarded with Atlanta struggling against Chicago right now 👀
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Derrick White Christmas @bjfountain.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Jaylen Brown wasn't letting the Celtics lose tonight. Sheesh
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