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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 29/07/2026

Damnit Jump! I’m supposed to have a remote day!

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 29/06/2026

Found glass in my oatmeal today while eating it 🫥

2 shards of glass on my finger. Sharp. Woof.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 17/06/2026

donald trump hates this story. Would be a shame if more people made images of it and if the internet was flooded and if he saw them all.

A young donald trump getting a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his uncle.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 20/04/2026

I find it concerning that they need to clarify this.

Lays potato chip bag says “made with real potatoes”

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 10/03/2026

They are begging for the “poors” to cart out the guillotines

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 17/01/2026

We have more than enough lamp posts for all of them.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 11/12/2025

Soooo… this kids book made sure to feature buttholes…

A illustration with farm animals and the sheep and pig have buttholes drawn in.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 06/11/2025

They said the doctor will be in at 5:15…

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 01/11/2025

Happy Halloween! Now I need to figure out what to do with the woefully over engineered mask I made 🥸

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 08/10/2025

Had a lot of extra bananas. Banana bread.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 04/10/2025

Great garage sale find today

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 30/09/2025

Calm down, you’re at in n out

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 23/09/2025

Wow, the rare 3peat on this Forbes post. I love getting no further context as I read each successive identical subheading.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 20/09/2025

My wife was on a plane with an off duty pilot. I absolutely would’ve made an ass out of myself and he would’ve hated the sound of my shrieking voice as I asked him to be my best friend.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 27/08/2025

Another one on Monday. They’re scared.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 25/08/2025

Then also a father son drama with Peter Greene and Cillian Murphy

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 24/08/2025

This time without doxxing myself… someone really wants trump to get those 5 Texas seats with no pushback.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 24/08/2025

Bluesky heard me becoming an annoying espresso guy and banished me to Mississippi for half the day.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 20/08/2025

Every song on this album

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 18/07/2025

Peter Frechette is about 40 character actors and Tim Robinson all mixed together. #doppelgängbangers

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 10/07/2025

That time I caught a fresh Seen piece on a U-Haul in Santa Monica, posted it on IG asking if it’s real and Seen somehow found my post and confirmed it. That was a cool day.

Photo of a U-Haul truck with a “Seen” tag on it, posted on IG with my post just saying “Legit?”. Seen shows up in the comments and says “NICE !!!!!” With a bunch of thumbs up.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 09/07/2025

I now understand hating someone you never met.

Baby blocks that Stacy using a triangle shape to align them

Stacked together they are not square and barely misaligned. Infuriating.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 08/07/2025

Addition Edition™️ tonight!

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 07/07/2025

This guy looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 06/07/2025

This may be one of the funnier responses back when I mess with scammers.

Text with scammers

Scammer: Who is this, please? I have your number

Me: Um, who is this? Is there a name attached to my number? Or maybe a text thread?

Scammer: I'm luna. Is this Amy?

Me: Thank god Luna, I thought I'd lost you! Of course this is Amy, did you change your number?

Scammer: Fuck off Amy never believed in God

Me: You are keen. This is not Amy but we do have her at an undisclosed location. She asks about you often. If we ever found you or if you are even looking for her.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 04/07/2025

Wasn’t it his ban? Is he fighting himself now, is this 1D Checkers with only the red disks that have bite marks on them?

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 02/07/2025

Newest two for this Addition Edition™️ they come after 2 water based accidents that remind me how fragile this damn collection is.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 30/06/2025

My morning coffee cup

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 15/06/2025

Don’t let anyone tell you LA was anything but peaceful and a vibe. Babies everywhere and folks handing out free water and snacks. LAPD is a gang.

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BJ Emery @bjemery.com · 15/06/2025

Tonight’s addition Edition™️ brings 2 albums that are indisputably the artists best releases. Both are represses. I don’t think these will make the sale bin.