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Bryan Jeansonne

@bjeansonne.bsky.social
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Attorney & owner of Lakeland Title / all my links are at brclosing.com

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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 7h
Well then I’ll have to adopt the male equivalent of mahjong, which is what? Taking creatine and talking about my macros?
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 7h
She’s got plenty of free time now to study for the bar exam
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 7h
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Michael Scott's Iconic 'No' Moment
ALT: Michael Scott's Iconic 'No' Moment
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s not the losses that bother me as much as the fact that we’re paying top dollar for them
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But I was told we had the best roster money could buy
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The LSU athletic department bankrupted itself for this
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The best loss $100 million can buy #LSU
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re 33 or younger every Republican president in your lifetime has crashed the economy and started a Middle East forever war.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
$90 million don’t buy what it used to I guess #LSU
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe letting a ULaLa grad pick our coach was a bad idea after all.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Real estate pro tip for LSU coaches: rent don’t buy
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can confirm, the oaks are indeed stately and the magnolias are in fact broad…
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dem candidates for the love of god when you’re asked by a reporter about Hasan Piker just respond “who’s Hasan? I don’t know who that is” And “what’s Twitch?” 90% of the electorate is in the same boat.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You’ll get used to it and eventually love it, at least that’s what we tell ourselves in Louisiana.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What if a president strong armed companies into raising employee pay rather than strong arming them into paying for a ballroom?
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What if it happens before he signs the pardons?
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Maybe electing people that hate government to run the government was a bad idea after all
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If McLaren just had a few less safety features we’d have Gawker and the old Twitter.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My initial thoughts on the proposed Louisiana constitutional amendments: Amendment 1 - No Amendment 2 - No Amendment 3 - No Amendment 4 - Yes Amendment 5 - No
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Remember when every day for a year and a half there was a story on “organized retail theft” and then suddenly they all just vanished? It’s almost like it was all completely made up.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Easter brunch with mom
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What we’re about to spend on the Iran war is equal to 20 years of Louisiana state tax collections.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
How is it that Ted and this guy were the only ones that lived?
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Parking is ample but the lot is arranged in an incredibly confusing maze-like pattern.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Shows the ineptitude of the Louisiana Democratic Party, 40% for the candidate that did nothing. In a 16% turnout race a little bit of effort by the party could have flipped it.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It’s interesting how they never have trouble finding the money for wars
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If you wouldn’t send your kids to fight in a war then it’s not a war worth fighting
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The president and every member of congress should be required to serve on the front lines of any US military action. I bet we’d have world peace overnight.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Every member of Congress should be required to serve on the front lines of any US military conflict
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A true opposition party would not show up so I assume Jeffries and Schumer will throw trump a cocktail party before the speech
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Everything Trump has done his second term (other than the tax cuts) could be reversed by the next president on their first day
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Maybe if they put the Epstein files on a Budlight can the right would finally be concerned about them.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Why hasn’t every member of Congress, every governor, every ceo signed a resolution demanding the DOJ prosecute everyone in the Epstein files?
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If he’s being shouted down how’s he supposed to save the country via zoning law reform?
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The strongly worded letters Jeffries and Schumer are going to write are going to take down the whole operation.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Oh man I bet he’s going to write such a strongly worded letter, so strongly worded, look out.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Free market solution to the AI fake video problem: create a civil action for presenting an AI video as real with liquidated damages of $100 per view.
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Jason Redmond @jasonredmond.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
THE APPRENTICE returns! #lalege #lagov #lasen
President Donald Trump, Senator Bill Cassidy, Rep. Julie Emerson, Treasurer John Fleming, Senator Blake Miguez, Congresswoman Julia Letlow, Senator John Neely Kennedy, Governor Jeff Landry.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They’re going to get rid of no-fault divorce, prepare yourselves accordingly
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
People with less than five years to live are making decisions that will impact us for decades.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Two things: 1. the defense department can’t account for 60% of its funds. 2. it would cost $30 billion to end homelessness.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A true opposition party wouldn’t show up to this, a half empty chamber for this would hurt him more than any boos ever could
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It’d also be cool if the opposition party opposed something every now and again
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Republicans control all branches of government, spending has gone up, the deficit grew and not a single penny of national debt was paid down. Please stop saying you vote Republican because you’re a fiscal conservative.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
What if instead of saying a trillion or a billion we said a million million or a thousand million? Might make it easier for people to comprehend how much that is.
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Midnight Mass
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Bryan Jeansonne @bjeansonne.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
What is up with all these right wing weirdos becoming weird traditional Catholics?
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