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@bizarreman.bsky.social
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I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this old before.

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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jurassic Park - Gennaro to Hammond "Are these characters autoerotica?"
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Kevin and a hotel manager in Home Alone 2.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In my office at work. Our daughter got the Kaiju for me and Gypsy for my wife the year the movie came out. We worked at the same company and had them in our offices. They are both in mine now. Kaiju has problems staying upright.
Gypsy Danger and Kaiju
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mynd you, moose bites can be pretti nasty.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bloom County comic strip Opus in front of a TV:

TV:  And now kids, It's time for "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood!"

Mr. Rogers:  Hello boys and girls!  Welcome to my neighborhood!  Won't you be my Neighbor?

Mr. Rogers:  Good!  Okay boys and girls!  Let's go to the Magic Kingdom and meet our guests adult for today...Mr. Jones.  He's a Tuba Player.  Can you say "Tuba Player?"

Opus: Tuphlem Grdlphump
Mr Rogers:  Good!
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm doing my part.
James Carville
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My last protest sign.  

"Unpaid protestor.   I hate him for free"
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What an idiot. Making a joke about Camilla being shot while standing in front of her. He's lucky he wasn't tackled and dragged off in handcuffs. With or without his shirt.
“We do the walkthrough where you do the introduction and then... The king had no idea who I was. And so I said, ‘I’m on Fox and I have two shows.’ And he goes, ‘Well, they must really love you here.’

“And so we go down, and there’s the queen, and I said, ‘Well, how was the beehive?’ And she goes, ‘It was very good. No one got stung.’

“And then I said, ‘Well, you know, it was Washington D.C., you know, if the bees don’t get you, the guns will.’

“And then this woman just starts pulling me away from them.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is the first thing that came to mind with that video.
Children’s push toy with balls that pop up inside a bubble.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If your parent, grandparent ,or another loved one said things like Trump you would have already:

Confiscated their keys
Removed all weapons from their home
Gotta a 7x24 hour caretaker
Made arrangements to put them in a care facility


25th amendment NOW!
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If your parent, grandparent, or another loved one said things like like Trump you would have already:

Confiscated their keys
Removed all weapons from their home
Gotta a 7x24 hour caretaker
Made arrangements to put them im a care facility

25th amendment NOW!
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If your parent, grandparent, or another loved one said things like Trump, you would have already:

Confiscated their keys
Removed all weapons from their home
Hired a 7x24 hour caretaker
Made steamer menus to put them in a care facility

25th amendment NOW!
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If your parent, grandparent, or another loved one said things like trump you would have already:

Confiscated their keys
Removed all weapons from their home
Gotta a 7x24 hour caretaker
Made arrangements to put them in a care facility.

25th amendment NOW!
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If your parent, grandparent, or another loved one said things like Trump you would have already:

Confidences their keys
Removed all weapons from their home
Gotta a 7x24 hour caretaker
Make arrangements to put them in a care facility.

25th Amendment NOW!
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We have a 22# hole in our hearts today. Last night we had to say goodbye to Loki, the bestest kitty boy EVER! We will never forget his heart, personality and love.
A picture of a large pure white cat sitting on a desk in front of a computer monitor.  Staring intently at his human.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Merri, Pippin, and Aragorn from LotR.

Pippin asks “Can we have a war?”

Aragorn says “You already have a war”.

Pippi says “What about Second War?”
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The Family Circus is sitting around a table.  

Daddy says “”All Right—Who is knocking the table”.

The children answer “Not Me!”, “Ida Know!”, “Nobody!”
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Several football players in a hospital room with a young patient.

Seahawks visit Sacred Heart Children's Hospital before heading to Santa Clara, CA:

"Their courage and bravery is inspiring, even if we know they have no hope"

Evan - Age 10
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
X Files Mulder and Scully sitting on a couch.

Mulder says "I was drugged!"
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Reminder:

The people who hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.

The people who killed her were following it.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Maduro didn't kill himself!
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Maybe there is a clue in his family photo.
Norman Bates and his mothers corpse .
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Post from Reddit:  In 5 words or less, start a fight without politics.

Reply:  In five words or fewer.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Believing your next post, quoted here, is correct. Without resorting to the phrase "you can't afford not to". Can you explain how the typical American can afford to lock up $580 per month in a Roth IRA?
If you're feeling behind, remember:

The average consumer debt is $23,000
67% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck
43% of Americans expect to be in debt over the next 1-5 years
59% of Americans don't have $1,000 saved for an emergency

You're doing better than you realize.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Enquiring minds want to know
A photo of the Louvre with the caption.

Dear Louvre Thieves:  How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?

America is waiting.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #westchester #ohio. 80 degrees. No shade. Hot in herre
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #westchester #ohio
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #wesrchester #ohio
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #westchester #ohio
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #westchester #ohio
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #westchester #ohio
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #westchester #ohio
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #westchester #ohio
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Stephen Miller Porn
A pen with the words.  

Write a horror story using only 3 words.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Heading my way.
Red, white, and blue eagle inflatable costume.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Decisions, decisions. What to put in the smoker today.
Packages of pork ribs, pork belly, pork shoulder
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Text chain.

Johnny has created group BBQ

Johnny:  BBQ tomorrow at my place

Dave:  Nice, I can’t wait fo4 a fat steak and a pair of ribs.

Johnny:  Great.  any vegans here?

Sara:  Yeah, me!  Glad you asked.

Sara has been removed from the group
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Image of a well made bed with the caption "Be The Host with the Most"
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Picture of the main CPAC stage with the text "We Are All Domestic Terrorists" displayed on multiple screens.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling. Says he can't even walk through a deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Ronald McDonald and Wendy in an embrace
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Promo shot from the Netflix series “Is It Cake?”  Showing host Mikey DAy cutting into a purse made of cake.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
i.imgur.com/Hopzs2g.gif
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
He's got a congress that will green light any amount money he wants to spend. So why just stop at Alcatraz. I recommend something like this.
The Raft - Maximum Security Prison in the MCU.  Underwater Prison
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Damn I'm good. Well, anybody with a brain could have said that and been right.
a screenshot of a post dates 6/22/25 at 8:28am EDT where Hegseth is saying the mission in Iran is not about regime change.

With a reply from Bizarreman at around the same time saying "Later this afternoon expect his boss to post on social media that this is all about regime change.
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I saw this poster at the No Kings march in Cincy. Pointed message I do believe.
A woman holding a sign that says "Read the Red Words"
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#nokings #cincinnati. Saw this lady today with one of the best and most subtle protest signs.
A protest with a very subtle sign that says "Read the Red words"
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings #cincinatti. @meidastouch.com You have a fan at the march in the Queen City today.
No kings protestors
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bizarreman.bsky.social @bizarreman.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokingd #cincinatti @meidastouch.com You have a fan spreading the word in the Queen City today.
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