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Dale Cooper

@bitsmuggler.bsky.social
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Or is this the perfect Miata pic?
Side profile picture of a 1993 Red Miata NA with pop-up lights activated, taken in front of a mural of the Hot Wheels log with the subscript XL, and vertically oriented yellow block with Maryville, TN in black block letters.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The perfect Miata pic?
Real photo of Orange 30 Anniversary Mazda Miata taken in front of recreation of Hot Wheels XL red swooping flame logo mural painted on the side of a building in Maryville, TN.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They don’t value them for inventory costs like you’re valuing them. Check your math.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Album cover featuring all the members of the band Dead or Alive
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Screencap showing Christian Ronaldo’s net worth at $1.2 Billion USD
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is the absolutely idiotic @espn.com page that shows FIFA WC schedule and scores. The most important piece of information for the AUS v EGY game is in the tiniest medium grey font. UX is dead.
Screencap from ESPN FIFA schedule page showing AUS v EGY and the only way to know the score is to hunt for tiny grey words underneath the 1 - 1 score. The result value shows “FT-Pens”. The score, 1-1, and “FT-Pens” are prominent. The declaration of the winner of the game can barely be seen.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Someone made a Spotify playlist for when Trump croaks.
Spotify playlist titled “The Big Beautiful Obituary”.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My 19 yr old offspring bought the following albums on her own volition. I’m gobsmacked with satisfaction.
Vinyl album covers arranged like a casino card spread. From left to right:
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced, Stevie Ray Vaughan In Step, Michael Jackson Thriller, Stevie Ray Vaughan The Essential Stevie Ray Vaughan
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’ll ask it again: Why does a British automotive company have an ad featuring a British driver driving on the left-hand side of a British car in Britain?
Blue Range Rover parked in front of garish English estate. British actor Theo James is accompanied by a Gwyneth Paltrow wannabe, and a Great Dane. They are all either pondering their past transgressions, or looking inquisitively at some stone steps.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Can confirm
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Greatest album ever created
Led Zeppelin “Physical Graffiti” album cover
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’ve got my eye on that 70th on Reverb. I’m a sucker for sparkle finishes.
J Mascis Bottle Rocket Blue Sparkle Fender Telecaster
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Friend sent this to me. No idea where he found the picture.
Woman with giant tattoo on back. Top of tattoo is TRUMP. Beneath the name, there is an incorrectly reversed American flag on the left. In the middle is an African American Trump image. On the right is a misspelled MAAGA flag.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Aurora disagrees
Picture of Aurora in a red dress holding a chrome heart sculpture.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I sent this to my offspring. This was the response.
Offspring response to OP, “Bahaha that’s so you”.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Found Trump’s dick & balls on a walk
Picture of Trump’s minuscule penis and testicles
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Bought one for my teen. It can’t come soon enough.
Purchase receipt for Melissa Murray’s new book, The U.S. Constitution.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You mean like Tits McGee here a few days ago posing at whore-a-lago?
Some woman with gigantic fake boobs at Mar-a-Lago
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yeah. Did you see this other pic, wherein she has removed the “diamond” cross necklace?
4 dipshit MAGA cult members. One of them is clearly a stripper (or was), and she’s not wearing a “diamond” cross necklace that she was photographed wearing in another picture in which she is not wearing the jacket she is wearing in this picture.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Austin, TX (Oak Hill Chevron), 03-MAY-2026 @ 11AM
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Austin, TX (Oak Hill) gas prices 05/03/2026 @ 11:00 AM
Chevron gas station pump showing prices for Supreme, Plus and Regular. Supreme is $5.099, Plus is $4.699, and Regular is $4.199. Date of pic is May 03, 2026. Pic was taken around 11AM.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Look at these motherfuckers
Google Partner ad settings page loaded in Safari browser on iOS. The setting for enable/disable personalized ads on partner sites setting is greyed out (disabled), and it is enabled by default.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Coming soon:
Handmade sign that’s says “will work for tokens”
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Mean chihuahua
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Custom license plate declined  because “The plate message you chose has been declined by the TxDMV on 9/29/2025 under the criteria “Criteria 2B: Could be viewed directly or indirectly as vulgar (swear or curse words)”.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Unrelated, but I thought you’d like a story in 2 replies:
Texas custom license plate “4FUXAKE”
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The same person must have been at the controls on this night (March 19, 2026) as well
“Charlie Kirk Today” programming dated March 19, 2026
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m watching an Austrian cop procedural, and a woman in the show is wearing a Mississippi St Bulldogs shirt.
Tatort: Vienna episode with a woman wearing a Mississippi St Bulldogs shirt
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Rory McIlroy as a female Viennese police officer
Television Female Viennese police office who looks like Rory McIlroy
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Someone at @cnn.com felt it necessary to add the “AI-GENERATED CONTENT” alert to this graphic
CNN showing Trump’s Jesus post pic with big red solid rectangle with white writing that says “AI-GENERATED CONTENT”.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Happy to say I will soon fulfill a long-held wish of seeing Buckethead live #guitar
Smoke machine fog imbued with red and blue lights provide a backdrop for Buckethead as he finger taps his custom white Gibson Les Paul with red kill switch button.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The FOTUS is a pole dancer
Melania Trump pole dancing for Epstein
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Yes, do tell
Melania kissing Epstein on the lips
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Buddies
Maltese hugging and nibbling a Shih-tzu
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ok, how does that jibe with this posted 14m ago from Bloomberg
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Thinking a lot about this album for some reason
Metallica “Kill ‘Em All” album cover
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
FYI: some infinities are larger than others.
Infinity symbol
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
What’s up with the date?
Copy of OP image, zoomed in to show post date year value of 22026.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
He is that mfer from The Goonies.
Sloth from The Goonies movie. Trust me, you don’t want me to describe him.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I thought Charlie Kirk was dead? Why is a Russian channel showing American televangelism shows? I mean, I know why, but…why?
TV guide showing Russian channel OTbH, with a timeline listing for Charlie Kirk Today show. The rest of the channels are American televangelism channels.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Clash of the Titans
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hi Tim, just a heads up on the confirmation modal:
Confirmation modal for Onion SXSW event registration. There is a button that says “Button Label” because the content hasn’t been properly set. There’s a close button at the top right that overlays the Onion logo.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Now I know from where “Max Headroom” originates
Image from TV show “Riot Girls”. Image depicts doctor walking across glass-enclosed hospital connecting walkway. Signs in the windows read “Max Headroom: 10ft (3m)”
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My daughter was scrolling TikTok, and this ad suddenly appeared
Ad seen on TikTok for swastika symbol in chain in silver marketed as hiphop merchandise.
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
GOP:
Old piece of crap car with with evil eye stickers and German-associated cross decals
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Dale Cooper @bitsmuggler.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
What car do you think best represents the Democrat Party? The GOP? I’ll go first: Democrat:
2024 Toyota Prius in Yellow
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