Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Even if you’re unhappy about your daily life 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026@themountaingoats.bsky.social just found out you were coming to the hall of fame tomorrow. Sad I’m gonna miss it. Have a good show! 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 11/04/2025He’s gonna start sending autistic people to work camps 010
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 12/02/2025My dream job is running a local video rental store in 1996 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Why are they called “toddlers”? Do they toddle? 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Cool idea: Band named “The Humans” Only plays furry conventions 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 29/02/2024Got a cool new candidate to run if #SCOTUS determines “presidential immunity” is legitimate #politics 020
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 16/12/2023Commercials are so stupid nowadays. I just watch a dude bribe his way into a club with a package of Chips Ahoy. 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 15/12/2023Do I have astigmatism or are everyone’s headlights way too fucking bright? 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 14/12/2023How can you say this video is the best football plays “of all time” when all time hasn’t happened yet? Maybe wait for time to be over before making that claim. 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 14/12/2023Impractical Jokers on mute is a surreal experience. Just a bunch of people with wacky reactions and zero context. 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 18/11/2023Web 3.0 isn’t NFTs. It’s the future where every companies APIs cost so much money that they become a substantial part of social media budgets. 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 11/11/2023You ever have those random #CS2 lobbies where the whole team clicks and everything goes perfect and then the server just fucking closes 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 09/11/2023Guy Fieri: Alright people, we’re here at Guy’s Grocery Games. What do you got for us? Me: I made Velveeta Shells & Cheese. 010
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 07/11/2023You may be nerdy, but are you nerdy enough to be the token white dude in a black movie? 000
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Retire? Don’t worry about me. I plan on being murdered in 2040 in a terrorist attack perpetrated by a group whose rise to power was facilitated by the current genocide in Gaza 020
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 01/11/2023Why the fuck does every company think I want to read their email newsletter? My inbox is so full of useless shit now. 010
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 23/10/2023I have a great idea for a video game but i don’t want to put in the time to learn about how to make a game. 110
Funny Twitter Name @bitratenate.bsky.social · 18/10/2023So like, people who aren’t interested in interracial dating want a kid that looks like them (assuming they want kids), specifically in their race/skin color. My question is, why is that the most important thing? You kid is gonna look like you no matter what. Teach them to be a good person. 000
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