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Ben Evans

@bitpoet.bsky.social
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Software engineer, avid reader, glassblowing for fun.

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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I believe I said SOME. MONTHS. Quite a few months, now that I think about it.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
38 and some months, yes.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep, NVIDIA has a group dedicated to getting around YouTube (and others’) download protections to train various models.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Title: “I like big nuts”
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard an NPR story about it a few days ago. It was the first time I’d encountered it.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Still wearing shorts and a t shirt.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Or one extra builder action.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do they have a candle for us Linear-A people? The C people are a little wavy for me.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would think a Protocol would be more appropriate, each group eyeing the other with territorial intent. Until someone claims to be the full stack rockstar. Then it’s a united front against That Guy.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone is trying to recreate Vinny Testas it sounds like.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Dread Pirate Westley condemns is cuter than any AI slop.
Black cat in a cat tree looking affronted at the idea of AI.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Welp, time to defend myself using cat pictures.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Must monitor the human soup.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I can’t see Animal playing Baron Harkonnen. Most definitely a Fremen who programs thumpers.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Then you learn about the cranberry bog spiders.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am a cephalopod on the wind.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love soup and would absolutely get a “soup” tattoo.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Boston area: yes, but it depends on the restaurant. Not sure about Chili’s. There is a Thai place near me that does lobster rangoons.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And when things get big enough, model design dictates hardware choices. Smaller clusters can outperform larger ones because of network topology, something generic data centers will never handle.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Same core technologies, the only difference is that China doesn’t have to publish water/power use metrics and their government can just subsidize companies without notable pushback.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Should have used cats for added unpredictability.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My phone controls my insulin pump, but I try and be discreet about it when I need to do something.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I was very happy seeing the rare Uno Reverse Yellow Card in the US vs. Paraguay.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hack the Planet!
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It’s very satisfying to be a early playtester on games and see our groups feedback incorporated into the final product.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Clearly you need to improve your … squid game. (I’m sorry, the pun was right there)
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Will there be another Great Squid Escape?
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Favorite character from Fallout New Vegas.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I could see some great positives for the vision-impaired, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how this is going to be used.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“This is how you lose the time war” should have been in there somewhere.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
We can only hope.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My phone is on mute, but I still hear the intro music in my head.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Us type 1s definitely can’t :)
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m waiting for these guys to come for insulin next. I haven’t made any naturally since the 80s, and there is no alternative.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Well, now she needs to play Baldur’s Gate.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How does it feel about guys named Josh?
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hope it will be the best, otherwise there might be a couscous riot.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A baby fuckin’ whale, Jay!
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I wish to know more
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The “chicken chicken” paper is still a masterclass.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A bra works really well to hold ice packs to the face. I learned this when I had my wisdom teeth out.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Time to aim the cat proof-of-life camera at the litterboxes.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Old condo building where you don’t control the heat?
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
And Vault-Tec!
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Guess it’s time to put the traditional carol ‘Killing in the name’ back on the holiday charts.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
There is a sousaphone troupe in Boston that will show up to counter protest. It is hilarious.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Will there be a showing of Kung Fury to see if he notices?
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Parson Brown is suspicious as hell.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It is where we get woke up.
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Ben Evans @bitpoet.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
They go great in stuffing, or for chicken salad with almonds. I want to say I’ve had them in a Brussels sprout salad, but I can’t recall the recipe.
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