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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There's a comic strip called "Field Explores" which always brings a smile to my face. And thank you for that.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did you thank them? You're supposed to say "thank you". Rude.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It's okay to be sad. Being sad honors his life. When you're ready, and it may take awhile, consider adopting from your local shelter. There are dogs which were loved, deserve love, and have had it taken away. You can fix that.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It was a good day for it here, too.
Mexican Hat Flowers
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I sold my first-born to the AI data mines. I can make more, and he was just practice, anyway.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A 10TB drive costs $329, and weighs about .5 lbs. Stock photos are about 250K. So a 1-ton lifted diesel pickup truck should be able to carry about 80 million stock photos. I hope you find this vital information useful in these trying times.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Does he continue to age? Will the switch wear out?
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fiscally responsible? I'm sorry I can't meet the high standards of...hang on, let me check...a cartoonist?! Oh, fuck me.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm sure it will be very...thorough.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I assume you're hungry.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This is totally unrealistic. $5K barely covers the cost of the 6-inch lift. What about the 38-inch tires? The emissions delete? The tuning chip? The oversized exhaust pipes? Our diesel trucks would barely be able to roll beautiful coal!
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Workers in the US should be prepared for a six day workweek for the same reason.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I sold a lung to help pay for my 23 hour per day driving habit. Worth it.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
That will work until they want to watch porn.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Nothing enrages me more than something bigger than my truck that doesn't have a six-inch lift. I bet they can't even go over the curb leaving the grocery store.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"AI Slop" is Eternal September for everyday internet users. This isn't the first time that the internet was filled with low-effort crap. It's just lower-effort, and I think a lot of people are just jealous.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The Lifted Diesel Truck community was severely under-represented.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Do you have non-iffy food? If so, throw it out. If not, scrape off the top, cook the rest until it's burnt. Source: I've been broke before.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Can a train do donuts in an intersection like my lifted diesel truck? No, it cannot. Obviously inferior.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yea, sometimes he does that. Instead of a broom, throw a little ice at him.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I hope you kept the bad wolf. The good wolf is sooo boring.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Billy is killing off the whole family, that monster!
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It says in 2035 my lifted diesel truck will hit 2 million miles. I guess that means I'm still living in DFW.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Where would a schmoe like me find out details about current advertising spending? TIA.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If Fendi didn't get uppies Imma gonna riot.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I hope they get rid of all those buses! They're unsafe! If one of those hit my lifted diesel truck I could be seriously inconvenienced. They should look at all the data about the effects of vehicle size disparity in an accident.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@system76.bsky.social I installed the system updates which upgraded my kernel to 6.17. This broke ZFS. I saw some issues that there was a patch or something for ZFS, but I'm guessing it didn't make it in. I've got things working, and I'm booting to the old kernel. Just FYI.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I'm blaming you, anyway
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It's "The Knights Who Say Ni". I can't believe anyone fell for such obvious frauds.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I'm not worried. They will soon discover the joy of contemptuously sneering at the plebes from their lifted diesel trucks when the train is passing them in rush hour.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Mine works fine. I've never had a problem with autoerotic.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I'm not "inattentive". I know exactly what I'm doing.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Like many things, I see this as a reason to buy more guns.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
6'7", in what my girlfriend calls "penis inches".
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Check for loot!
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I grieve with Chad Benson and his family. I hope they can get through these trying times without walking. Is there a GoFundMe to fix the car, and maybe some 37 inch tires and heavy duty bumper guard? I'd hate to think they might have to live through a tragedy like this again.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My lifted diesel truck has four wheels. Nissan Versas have four wheels. We are more alike than different.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
That's why I still read Fark. It's barely social, so it's barely the worst place to be.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Yea, a celebratory can of soup sounds about right.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Yes, Babylon Bee is a wanna-be The Onion.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
@suburbanista.bsky.social This is inspirational. Just think, we could park our F450s right next to the door! Plano really needs this. kvia.com/news/busines...
kvia.com
Would you pay to park at the Outlet Shoppes at El Paso? Shoppers will soon have the option
CANUTILLO, Texas (KVIA) -- The Outlet Shoppes at El Paso will soon roll out 75 VIP paid parking spaces. "While the existing 2,000 regular parking spaces will continue to be entirely free for all custo...
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there! Mass transit is cleaner and more fuel efficient than cars. Do you know how much coal I have to roll to make up for that?
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I won't be happy until they put more parking spaces near the entrance. It's 2025! Why am I still walking more than 30 feet to get inside.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Oh c'mon, I want conspiracy theories! The crazier, the better! I'm sure you can work aliens from outer space into it somehow.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I would, but the neighbors know to hide when I'm running around with bolt cutters. They know what's up.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
And a Happy Heat Dome to you, too! See you at the Polar Vortex this winter! I'm bringing snacks.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Do you promise?
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I don't even care if you did it, I'm blaming you anyway.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Maybe he should talk to his kid about turning wood into cheese, or something like that.
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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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