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@bitey2.bsky.social
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"Turn on the stereo, it's played for years and years An Otis Redding song, it's all I own..." -Sting

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This image was taken August 3, 1980. This was Reagan announcing his candidacy. I was just about to start my senior year of high school. This was the first time in my Black life that I thought my country was intentionally racist. Philadelphia, Mississippi should ring a bell.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We are living the future foretold by "Idiocracy".
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay cracked corn... ...and I don't care.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
And...you're still dismissed. Dismissed does not mean expelled. Nor does it require blindness.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey, last one in is a cat!
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Miles says, yellow labs matter.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hello Olive.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hey Laura Loomer, the NFL is 70% Black. You might want to look into something...whiter. How about...
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
After you. No, after you.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yep, it's a cliff. Those goddamned road signs were right. Now I get why they put the "cliff" signs on the road. You can't put them on the fucking CLIFF.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Woke up this mornin' Got myself a gun Mama always said I'd be the Chosen one You're one in a million You gotta burn to shine But you were born under a bad sign With a blue moon in your eyes
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Dear Mr. Attucks, when will we learn?
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the blood of Renee Nicole Good. An ICE officer shot her in the head. My country is gangrenous from a MAGA infection.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Don't worry about my leopard. He's a vegetarian. Here he can be seen eating a meat-face. Odd, that.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
We are in Hell. We have Rob Reiner taken from us, and Donald Trump remains. I wish I believed in Hell, but I don't. The truth, as I see it, is that the universe is absurd and disinterested. I am there with Edvard Munch. Our parents taught us to be good people, and we are left with...this.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Miles says hi.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Hold the bacon!
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Mamdani to Trump: Have a taco, bitch. Trump to Mamdani: Num, num, num...I LOVE tacos! Got any Diet Coke?
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
He's an excellent manager. Let Cleveland have something.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Semper Fi, Brother. (Parris Island, 1984)
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Nope.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Anyone who looks lie this should never be in charge of anything...ever.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Pedophile eggs. Cheap as hell. They're also known as 'Epstein Files.'
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Well, Don, you had a good year. Even though you did not win the Nobel Peace prize, at least you became the...NOPE! #Nobel #Trump
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Hey, Pam Bondi! You just won the 'Not Gonna Answer You Bowl'. Can I smell your pussy? No? Well, it must be your feet.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Jane Goodall, one of the best people ever...has died. Meanwhile...you know who is still you know what. Damn!
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Otto von Turdmark gives a tired lounge act to Generals and Admirals at Quantico Naval Base.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Taco Wednesday.
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
...and then Trump gestures toward Erdogan and says, "he knows all about rigged elections" You can't make this stuff up! #TrumpErdogan
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I can't prove it, but...
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Myocardial infarction, what's your function? Closing off arteries, veins, and capillaries Myocardial infarction, how's that function? Check out Trump's cankles, it's starting to happen Myocardial infarction, what is taking so long? I don't know either, but it wont be long now...
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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Let the historical record reflect, and may we never lose sight of the fact, that this fucking idiot was made possible by that fucking idiot, because that fucking idiot blocked the impeachment of this fucking idiot. #MitchMcconnell
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