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@bitchwife.bsky.social
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
hes so hot im obsessed (i need to be executed)
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
discourse of the day: can passoids say faggot
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i could suck the balls right out the dick
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
anyways i was taking the trash out and a guy drove past me, honked at me and put his car in REVERSE and said "i'll take that for you ma'am, women shouldnt have to take the trash out, that's not a lady's work" and it was so sweet i didnt even care that he looked at my tits the whole time
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
if you've ever used the term "passoid" unironically you're a fucking loser
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
reverse-transvestigating a trans woman is next level insane but here we are
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
actual hunter biden redemption arc kind of goes crazy icl
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i might come back to bluesky just to escape grok tbh
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i have been high for 36 hours im actually so OVER michigan edibles bro omg
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this happens to me once a day
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
so many of us are taken too soon and i need you all to understand what a gift "getting old" is
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i would be fine with crushing porn if it was grogu getting stomped
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
how has nobody killed brianna wu yet
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
removing the bones and organs from my boss so i can make a set of armor that will help me fight the rest of his family
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
ovulating
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i always forget how big 9mm rounds are
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
car might be dead on account of i just can’t stop blowing trannies
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
a little on the nose
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
try microwaving your condoms
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
i would take out a huge bank loan to do this to people in first class tbh so that’s fair imo
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
for anyone keeping up with the tghb arc i got diagnosed with bipolar 1 and am on antipsychotics now lol
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
i’m very proud of myself for being able to suck my gf off in about ~5 min (10 max) even though she’s on lexapro?? and it’s a good thing too because it’s one of the only times i feel pretty which is probably fine
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
any tanks playing retail wow that wants a raiding spot in 11.1? 4/8m pref but open to other experience :) dm me bc i would rather heal if i can but will tank if i have to
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
this is actually so me
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i love giving head but the downside is that once you nut with someone’s dick in your mouth, you’re pretty much guaranteed to never win an argument with that person again. “okay well you came from sucking MY dick” man fuck you
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
i do still wish i could top, or like actively wanted to top, or be dominant, or do any of the things good gfs do ???
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
for example when i told her i have no gag reflex so she put her entire hand in my throat to see if it was true and i just looked up at her smiling with tears streaming down my face and she said good girl, it fixed something in me
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
i’ve decided to use this account to earnestly horny post so i can be more normal on main now that i deleted my priv twt
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
tbh the problem isn’t that trump won it’s that trump won because half the country wants me dead and half of those people only want me dead because they want to fuck t girls and can’t deal with that internally like adults
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
open.spotify.com/track/22Tntn...
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Achilles Come Down
Gang of Youths · Go Farther In Lightness · Song · 2017
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 30/01/2025
Read this now cuz you'll need it for the future (free PDF below).
This Non-Violent Stuff'll Get You Killed by Charles E. Cob. Jr.
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
i’ve started chewing on plastic spoons
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
does bsky have an alt-right detransitioner subplot yet or is this site not funny enough
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
guys try to remember i’m cancelled here, please be considerate of the bsky culture
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
started putting pills in my dick hole instead of boofing about a month ago and now the doctor says i’m “immunocompromised” but they don’t know if it’s related
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
im pregnant
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
love the very “this place sucks now!!!” energy from the ~big accounts~ because i love watching them realize that what they really wanted was a discord server
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
spent the year seeing toddlers get brained by american munitions, i’m just glad to see someone who’s actually guilty catch a couple
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
first base: i sleep on your couch second base: i give you head until you ask me to “please stop” third base: backshots fourth base: i ask you to punch me in the eyes and ribs fifth base: tbd
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i would let the assassin hit i’m ngl
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
me if licking her load off her stomach was a crime
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
celebrating my one year anniversary of getting canceled on bluesky by being rich and hot and bouncing on it
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
bluesky dms are a lot like twitter dms it seems
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alex 🌹 @delete-hisnumbr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
brought my tits to an ass fight
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
me exploding after my minotaur husband cums 16 gallons inside me
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
it’s so funny that 30 days of mania made such a lasting impression on this site that people still talk about it a full calendar year later when it would have been forgotten in an hour on a site with real people lmao
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
jacking my shit off for old times sake
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alex 🌹 @delete-hisnumbr.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
bouncing on it but i’m white so there’s no rhythm to it
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tara @bitchwife.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
BAG ALERT MAJOR BAAAAAG ALERT
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