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Treehugger. Hockey yeller. Weird brain haver. Albaphile. Friends with a ridiculous cat. Foodbag. Neutral good gnome lore bard. Jersey blood. Philly heart. USDA Zone 6a. He/him.

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mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 12/10/2026

I will have no further statement.

A fictional but still true press release:

For Immediate Release
Italian-American Trade Unionists of America Condemn Columbus on Columbus Day
The Italian-American Trade Unionists of America (IATUOA) has once again reaffirmed its condemnation of Christopher Columbus on Columbus Day.
"We only mention the son of a bitch's name once a year and it's when we announce that he's a son of a bitch on his name day," the IATUOA Executive Committee announced from a dark, smoke-filled room in the Italian-American Club of Shamokin, PA.
The IATUOA, founded on the principles of cultural solidarity through bargaining, mutual aid, shared dining experiences, and anti-imperialism, believes Columbus represents the antithesis of these core values. Based on his writing and contemporary accounts, Columbus was a greedy, self-indulgent strunz, a jerk-off that gleefully engaged in the enslavement and genocide of indigenous people for personal gain and fame.
Further, this fucking guy, supposedly Genoese, rarely spoke or wrote in Ligurian or any Italic language. What kind of "Italian" does that?
Italian-Americans deserve recognition and a holiday in the United States, but also deserve a figure worthy of their name. "If you're gonna name the fuckin' day Columbus Day, you might as well go-all in and make the fucking holiday Columbus/Mussolini Day to piss on a few more graves," the IATOUA Executive Committee further scoffed.
As of this time, the IATUOA DaVinci Genealogy Caucus still questions the authenticity of Columbus' Italian ancestry. Based on this, and the organization's position that Columbus is
"a piece of shit" the organization maintains its position that Italian-Americans (as well as indigenous people) deserve a holiday that truly recognizes our heritage and not one that celebrates a jackass.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 10/10/2026

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 19/09/2026

THE IRIDESCENT BEAUTY OF FROGS AND TOADS

TOADS ARE "NICE PEOPLE"

This conviction is deepened upon meeting Bufo alvarius.
The group is as bland and philo-
soptical as old gentlemen about to take up golf. Although they live in Arizona and in southern Califomia, reputedly one of our most arid regions, these toads are by choice semi-aquatic. They stay near water-holes in canyons, and irrigation ditches are a boon to them.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 16/09/2026

I’m at a conference all about electric heat pumps right now

The Onion “sickos” meme

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 13/09/2026

Mario offering a crown to Kas, captioned “you dropped this queen”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 06/09/2026

“Master Debater” meme guy with ponytail and Bluetooth earpiece, responding to a ludicrous choice by saying he rejects the question.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 18/08/2026

Always wear your PPE, in case you do something dreadfully stupid.

A ladder going up through an attic hatch, and an irregular hole in the drywall next to the attic hatch where a Bsky user recent fell through the ceiling.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 05/08/2026

A meme with about 20 total pixels left. Conventionally attractive white lady wearing a bikini, crawling out of the surf on all fours with a fish in her mouth. Captioned, “I’m not like other girls”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 02/08/2026

Mario holding a crown out toward the viewer, captioned, “you dropped this, queen”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 30/07/2026

Two panel cartoon.
1) person frowning, sitting on a sofa, another person behind the sofa has opened the top of their head and pulled their brain out
2) the second person threatening the brain with a knife, saying “stop lying to my friend”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 20/07/2026

Left is Andrew Tate getting arrested in a ridiculous outfit. Right is an Asda advertisement where the model is wearing a nearly identical outfit, which retails for £29.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 15/07/2026

A box of Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Brassica oleracea

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 12/07/2026

A quote from the late Anthony Bourdain: “Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia - the fruits of his genius for statesmanship - and you will never understand why he's not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Miloševic. While Henry continues to nibble nori rolls and remaki at A-list parties, Cambodia, the neutral nation he secretly and illegally bombed, invaded, under-mined, and then threw to the dogs, is still trying to raise itself up on its one remaining leg.”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 06/07/2026

Homer Simpson squinting at a CRT monitor, he can’t believe what he just read

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 03/07/2026

I do not want that, get that away from me right now.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 02/07/2026

Straight-on view of a bald eagle crouched in a body of water, taking a drink. Highly undignified and fucked-up looking bird.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 26/06/2026

Bernie Sanders campaign ad meme, but he is once again asking for the banishment of all Matts.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 25/06/2026

Wizard pondering his orb meme, captioned “What I see whilst pondering my orb VS what my orb sees”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 14/06/2026

Diagram of a Boeing 737 showing location and capacity of its fuel tanks (mostly in the wings)

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 01/06/2026

I’ve had this just sitting on my phone for like four years. I have no clue why.

The illustration from the original post, a red-haired woman in a white dress, with an arm outstretched toward a knight wearing chainmail and a sword. Captioned, “When you about to go on a Crusade with the squad but your girl starts tripping over some bullshit”

Text over the woman’s head reads, “Who this bitch Trebuchet and why the fuck you texting her”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 09/05/2026

Did i ever tell y’all about the lanternfly dice I had made?

A set of eight polyhedral dice for D&D or similar games. They are clear with red numbers, with the remains of a spotted lanternfly embedded inside the resin of each die.

A clear resin d12 with red numbers and a spotted lanternfly inside it

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 09/05/2026

Twitter post dated August 24, 2021, from user Sonia Z. @thatchicksonia

I keep seeing articles about how the spotted lantern flies have
"mysteriously" disappeared from Philly and scientists don't know why. Um, excuse me, you told us Philly area people to KILL ALL OF THEM ON SIGHT starting last summer. Never doubt our commitment to violence here again

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 09/05/2026

Red and black propaganda-style poster of a spotted lanternfly about to be stepped on, with text reading “Give the Bug the Boot”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 05/05/2026

File photo of Homer Simpson with dozens, possibly hundreds, of cigarettes in his mouth

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 04/05/2026

Social media post of uncertain origin, from user @peterokii

oh poor baby (two frown emojis) do you need the robot to make you pictures? (two frown emojis) yeah? (two frown emojis) do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? (two frown emojis) you're a moron?? (two frown emojis) do you need chat gpt to fuck
your wife?? (three frown emojis)

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 28/04/2026

The Onion “Sickos” cartoon, but he’s frowning and saying “NO…NO!”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 02/04/2026

I’ve been trying to remember this for a week. Exact same vibe.

Album cover of Matthew Sweet’s 1991 power pop classic, Girlfriend.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 28/03/2026

That old Nancy comic strip where Sluggo is exclaiming angrily, “They pay me in WOIMS!”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 27/03/2026

Peter Falk starring in his titular (heh) 1971-78 TV role as LAPD Detective Lt. Frank Columbo. He stands in front of an elevator and a large potted plant, wearing a trench coat and holding a cigar. The caption below him reads, “What about women?”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 09/03/2026

A lil green guy with ludicrously long…arms? pseudopods?…stretched into a heart shape ten times his height. The word “WOMEN” is inside this heart.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 01/03/2026

Obviously.

The snack counter at Costco. Sign for the $1.50 hot dog and soda combo front and center.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 25/02/2026

A reminder for mages and mystics of all species on this #WizardWednesday

A bearded wizard illustrated in the style of Frank Frazetta, wearing green robes and a red hat & cape, pondering a small obelisk. Caption reads, “real, wizards do not seek assistance in curating magic with lowly artificial intelligence”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 25/02/2026

Screenshot of a TikTok video or similar. A white femme off-center, framed from the nose up, looking directly into the camera. Caption reads:

"you're so funny" thanks i used to get pulled out of class to go color with a random lady

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 24/02/2026

Classic

Blue Screen Of Death on a deli kiosk at Wawa

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 24/02/2026

I-95 tends to do this to people.

A digital billboard being asked to set up Internet Explorer 11

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 24/02/2026

Waze had some concerns.

Phone screenshot of a GPS app, taken in a manner that obeyed all traffic laws, with an error box that simply reads:

Uh-oh!

OK

OK

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 17/02/2026

Todd doin’ Todd stuff

A brown tabby cat, snoozing on top of a blue blanket hanging on the back of a cream-colored sofa. His little foot’s doin’ somethin’ funny.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 14/02/2026

Homer Simpson leaning out the driver’s window of his car, reading a billboard. It has been edited to read, “This year, surprise her by getting your shit together.”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 04/02/2026

Good morning, Todd

A basic brown tabby cat with no teeth, curled up on a yellow blanket, yawning

A basic brown tabby cat with no teeth, curled up on a yellow blanket, face buried in his own tail

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 28/01/2026

Saoirse Ronan as Jo March in Little Women (2019), with a Spanish subtitle that reads, “Mujeres-“

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 27/01/2026

A tweet from Sarah Faber (@sciencebanshee). Two photos of public restroom signs using chemical abbreviations from the periodic table, one marked “Fe” with the feminine figure, and the other marked “Mn” with the masculine figure. OP’s comment says, “Ah yes. Iron and manganese. Two of the 118 possible genders.”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 24/01/2026

Four dancing skeletons from an old-timey black and white cartoon. Captioned “The homies on their way to unionize your workplace”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 13/01/2026

A post by Tumblr user nedsseveredhead:

“Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 13/01/2026

A glowing humanoid figure standing waist-deep in a blooming meadow. An overlaid Tumblr post by user lizzibennet reads:

“waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 10/01/2026

An extremely depressing post, with alt text.

“That's fine dude. I'm not mad at you.”
Renee Good's last words

“Fucking bitch.”
Jonathan Ross' first words after killing her

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 05/01/2026

Mario, like from the video games, holding a crown up toward the viewer. Captioned, “you dropped this, queen”

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 31/12/2025

My talents are completely wasted in this group chat

A Discord conversation asking where Force is. I say “mass times acceleration” because I’m that asshole. Others blame something on Madison. I say “Madison times acceleration” because I’m THAT asshole.

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 31/12/2025

Old man Captain America from the end of Avengers: Endgame (2019), aka the “no, I don’t think I will” meme

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 29/12/2025

A tumblr post from user californiasplit:
what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

A response from user national-shitpost-registry:
annoyed i had to read this, but strangely intrigued...

mask over nose wearer @bisonfactory.goflyers.online · 27/12/2025

A smiling possum (Australian variety) with two fists thrust in the air, captioned “Positive Possum believes you can do the thing”