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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's the same with the worst of the Warhammer 40k boys. They're spectator agitators
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One of the "tutorials" in HOI4, a game I like but unfortunately is obsessively liked by these basement goblins, famously is "try to beat Ethiopia as Italy without being as shit at this as Italy was" And they fucking know this.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh hey a feel good story to end my evening.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was my first thought. The war opening with Italia just absolutely tripping out the gate.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am actually pretty positive this is what happened. I once worked at gamestop when the Wii came out and several people asked me if I had the Wii 2. They INSISTED it was Wii 2. It took a hot minute to realize what had happened. Yup.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
But this is how we get Green Goblin
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to send the old gods of Appalachia to torch him with coal fire
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The irony here is that previously it was the Bernie bros crying that they had the only candidate who could win the general when he couldn't win the primary and well, well, well look at how the turntables.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Look there's literally no real pictures of nature out there. Maybe someone needs to look into that.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The POS literally declares his daughter dead and then cries about no contact. Like, what, your necromancer is out of town or are you just perhaps an idiotic bigot?
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Ai artist Co op" Lmao nooooo
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Danish*. Dängit.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They're so fixated on a Hollywood driven idea that Spartans were some super soldiers when they were just able to spend more time playing soldier due to their massive amount of slaves. The rest of the Greek city states had to farm in addition to being levies.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The fucking Beowulf & Grendle movie where everyone has Dutch accents and he stomps up out of the beach and just yells "I'm Beowulf" in full Scottish bluntness lives in my head.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Rather lose with someone with integrity than lose with a rapist. We've been saying this guy sucks shit for a while. There can't have been only one blue collar progressive in Maine.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If anything, orks have made painting up an army tenfold more difficult due to the sheer amount of colors, overlap, and potential to have to redo on basic ass boyz. Less flat surfaces than marines and whatnot, but every model is practically a character!
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's funny to see what my current politics are now compared to being a teen who really liked black Templar and death korp/steel legion in the early 00s. Picked them cause I loved history and was naive to think no one would ever try to say "actually let's repeat that bad shit"
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ew! Ew ew ew ew ew. Somebody stop these freaks.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"if it's posh British then it means it's the past duh!" - us Americans Brits watching the same show: "huh?"
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One of my favorite moments recently was someone trying to distract from the racist critiques of the movie and pivot to "they're not using period accurate accents" Me: what exactly does a 12th century BCE Anatolian accent sound like?
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ew
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Lol and additionally lmao
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Like try to "draw" the gun on yourself and see how insane it is. That is the holster of someone who is blowing their own jaw off while simultaneously tearing a rotator cuff when he gets spooked by seeing a city folk.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I think he is PRETENDING like he is smoking a pipe. Like when I play a submarine video game and wear a captain outfit, but he isn't actually joking about.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I am once again demanding that we push all of the people who use "based" onto an ice floe.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Great article! Keep up the good work.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This is not remotely the same thing as what grammarly did, though. Their thing was actually illegal (in California at least), that is the chatbot "doing an impression" and not pretending to be the actual person.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Spit take. Fuck!
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
You're the only one who qualified it with "a majority" Op was just talking about the outsized uproar
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The guy could've literally bought a giant boat that he turns into a deep-sea research/gaming/beach bum vessel like Gabe who clearly gives zero fucks about how the world sees him. Exception to the rule (so far), though. But no, the ketamine kid is just 200 pounds of self loathing stuffed into skin
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It's a curse having DNA from some dorks who were really good at getting shitting themselves to death on foreign continents and being shiv'd in mutiny by their underlings!
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Why would you think she's better than this? She celebrated Thatcher. She's a piece of shit like Trump. She's cut from the same shitty cloth. Sure she was attacked by Maduro, but she's Venezuelan Maga.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"This is something I definitely want to say and have attached to a picture of myself and my full name." I think I'd be embarrassed to have posted that fully anonymous.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
That video shows the car bumper is already clear of the ICE agent before he started shooting. Nevermind the combination of him placing himself in front of a car that OTHER agents are telling to leave the area/move. He was just looking for an excuse.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It's number 3, for sure, given the layoffs.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is a reminder that the rich are very much out of touch but believe they know better than you about your lives based on literally nothing
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Absolutely not. Leave perfection alone, goddamnit.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Like as a SW dev who loves new tech (except the replacing people/creativity part) I tried to give it a fair shake. But when over half the time it tells me wrong shit and sends me down rabbit holes for an hour when I should've just googled it (not for much longer!) then it's shit.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Guy is writing his own fanfic and can't even bring himself to say he loves his kids. Holy fuck.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Like he picks the most unequivocally irredeemable group in history!
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I want to see Beanie Baby's texts. I'm sure he's a big ol' pacifist.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Fallacy
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It's wild that this faux-intellectual's analysis of the USCW was "they just didn't have the anime protagonist power of HEART and BELIEVE to win" while ignoring the tangible reasons the confederacy was always doomed to lose.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
In a world with social media gone wild and turbulent politics, this shit is gonna happen more than we want. It's like a sick "guaranteed" way to be remembered far beyond your reach. I hate it.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This is like the Russians being told to plant "Sim cards" for an attack and they bought a bunch of The Sims 2 copies.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Evil cretins
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
These people needed to hit up a Southern Baptist church for that, but something tells me they didn't want the new-fangled jumbotron sermons and corrugated steel expansion churches that don't say "Look how might Western Civilization is" the way catholic churches do
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I mean, shoulda coulda woulda. Whether either of us is happy about it is immaterial. Understanding that it's happening and how to remedy it is the goal.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Pandemic high school experience probably going to be an intense study for the future. There's your weird demarcation between young and older gen z. We knew there would be consequences from the safety measures, but whoo boy.
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bismarckshuffle.bsky.social @bismarckshuffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Unfortunately the "they call everyone they don't like a nazi" talk found traction with the less plugged-in folk. It's part of the playbook.
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