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Stone Cold 𓅃

@bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social
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Dan, he/him. Bristol, England

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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gary Sambrook eats big dinners
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Excellent stuff
Around halfway into Thursday night's four-hour council forum, a motion was briefly interrupted by a much louder motion that could be heard on the other side of the town hall chamber.

Fingers were pointed at Reform UK
Councillor for Blackburn South East Andy Mahon, who was wearing a distinctive leopard print fedora and matching tie paired with a safari jacket, an outfit which would not have looked out of place in the Serengeti.
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We used to be a country. Where’s James Acaster’s C64 game?
Russ Abbot’s 1985 LP “I Love A Party” including hits like the Monster Mash, Uptown Girl and YMCAOn the rear is a small advert for The Adventures of Basildon Bond videogame available for Commodore 64
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
castle time
Me and Al outside Caerphilly CastleMe and Al outside Caerphilly CastleAl INside Caerphilly CastleThe leaning tower of Caerphilly Castle
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Homer Simpson sat at the bar in the She-She Lounge
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Literal trigger warning
News article from Bristol 24/7

NEWS / CRIME
ARMED OFFICERS APPREHEND WANTED MAN

By KAREN JOHNSON Wednesday Sep 16, 2026

Trigger warning: This story contains references to guns
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Accidentally scrolled through indie poo reels too many times and now the twiftaa song is stuck in my head
Indie band garage flower in a pub smoking area, captioned “I smoked a twiftaa”
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy shit, caught one in the wild
Facebook nostalgia page posting ai slop image of some old timey binmen with the caption “who remembers proper binmen?”
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There was a few years in the late 70s and early 80s when punk rock felt truly politically dangerous. Discharge were one of those bands. The pure anger radiating from these records is incredible.
Realities of war EP coverRealities of war EP rear Realities of war 7”
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you label holder assembly instructions, I really needed that today
Label holder instructions booklet congratulating me on successfully assembling the label holder
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Colour coded for Player 1 & Player 2 like Time Crisis 2
Time crisis 2 arcade cabinet
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Our bathroom is directly above the old lady downstairs’ kitchen so it always smells like whatever she’s been cooking - today it’s liver and onions
Simpsons meme; Chester J. Lampwick joyfully says, "Wanna go celebrate? I feel like liver and onions"
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
God the sound of these is fucking horrible I hate it
Severe Alert

Issued by the UK Government

now

There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally.
Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk.
Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately by calling 999. Search gov.uk/ alerts for more information.
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipsing
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Got that shit that makes Mario go bonkers loopy
An enormous psychoactive mushroom
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just saw some deer in the woods!
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Got my first negative review from someone who’s clearly never been in the shop but just doesn’t like me for some reason. I’ve made it!
Google business centre notifications

Recommended actions

New 1-star review

A customer left feedback about your business
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
BALLS AND HOLES
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Five points if you can find me in this
Photo of a punk gig in a skate park under a motorway
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Game recognises game.
Haaland embracing Bellingham post match
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
GØLS
GOLS
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Let’s gooooo
Some magic mushrooms
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
King behaviour 👑
The bloke having a swim in his bin meme
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Judge Keith. Look I know it’s not robocop but I really like this Keir I made.
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh lord, they out here bumblin’
Bumblebee on lavenderBumblebee on lavenderBumblebee on lavender
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
when you plan to have a nice dinner and it goes wrong
Annoyed Homer in bed
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
troubled genius @daveloach2

American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense!

British sports fans: All right lads, I've just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy's Clair de Lune about an opposing player's drunk driving charge, I'll count us off:
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Excuse me
Fitness notification

“You can still do it

Close your ring with a 6-minute walk, Daniel.”
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Finished my week off playing a gig in a field in the sun ☀️
My pov from the drumkit onstage
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Not even much of a cream tea guy but this scone was something else, matched the amazing view.
View from the cliffs of Lynton across the Bristol channel Enormous raspberry and rhubarb scone in a cafe overlooking the bay
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cheers!
My pov holding a bottle of cider on a sunny beach
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Had a nice walk around Baggy Point today.
View of a beach from a hill with blue skies and wispy cloudsView of a sign for a coast path, with coast path in the backgroundView across the sea towards Lundy islandMore beach with jagged rocks and blue sea and skies
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Found this incredibly cursed shelf at the charity shop in Barnstaple.
An entire shelf full of Mrs Browns Boys DVDs in a charity shop
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Burgers need to be wider, not taller”
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Your boomer parents when they have to actually drink water instead of forty cups of tea a day during the heatwave
Rotten twitch streamer Asmongold retching after drinking a sip of water
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Kim Woodburn looking fabulous holding a rainbow feather duster
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Parks and Rec “money please” meme
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yes hahaha YES
Balatro screenshot showing a rare poly chrome joker (The Order)
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Eurgh!!
Weather app screen showing temp in Bristol of 33°c, feels like 36°c
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Back on my spacefaring bullshit, I love this game.
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. My ship is flying away from a space station built inside an asteroid.Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. View of the cockpit in my spaceship.
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
too much computer.
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“Hmm nice lighting, largely in focus, interesting angle there to get the balls and shaft in, but the completely shaved pubic area is certainly a choice. Approved, with a warning mark.”
Keir Starmer farting about on his lappy - probably playing half life: blue shift or midtown madness 2
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
They heard you all!
Politics UK 
NEW: Bluesky will be included in the UK's social
media ban for under-16s as it is "user to user"
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
1 egg-on, 1 bean-on - proper lunch. The American mind cannot compreh- [dragged offstage by hook]
One fried egg on toast, one beans on toast on a plate
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Remember when games were hard
IAN BOTHAM’S TEST MATCH spectrum cassette game
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Now Shein’s having a pop
Shein men Instagram advert for a t shirt with the phrase:

MY YEAST
INFECTION
LOOKS LIKE COTTAGE
CHEESE AND SMELLS LIKE CANNED TUNA

On it
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That’s enough Temu for today I think
If I Get
Circumcised
WHERE WILL I KEEP MY
SMEGMA

Local Humorous T-Shirt

2+ BUSINESS DAYS
£5.7313 sold
Was: £6.34
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
this poncy middle class festival is getting ripped on Facebook for having a dress code lol
DRESS CODE
BEYOND THE WOODS IS A TRULY BEAUTIFUL FESTIVAL SETTING, AN OPPORTUNITY TO DRESS UP & BE FREE.
WE KINDLY ASK NO BRIGHTLY COLOURED ACTIVE WEAR SETS TO BE WORN AND NO FULL TRACKSUITS, WE ARE IN A MAGICAL WOODLAND, NOT THE GYM.
ALSO NO BIG THICK GOLD CHAINS & BRACELETS, IT'S JUST NOT THE LOOK FOR IT.
PLAIN JOGGERS, CARGOS, SHORTS, AND TOPS ARE ALL FINE.
IF IN DOUBT, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE WEARING IT.
NO ACTIVE WEAR SETS
NO FULL TRACKSUITS
NO BIG THICK JEWELLERY
SATURDAY 30TH MAY
HAZLEWOOD CASTLE, LEEDS
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