Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We used to be a country. Where’s James Acaster’s C64 game? 020
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Accidentally scrolled through indie poo reels too many times and now the twiftaa song is stuck in my head 000
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There was a few years in the late 70s and early 80s when punk rock felt truly politically dangerous. Discharge were one of those bands. The pure anger radiating from these records is incredible. 011
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Thank you label holder assembly instructions, I really needed that today 141
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Colour coded for Player 1 & Player 2 like Time Crisis 2 141
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Our bathroom is directly above the old lady downstairs’ kitchen so it always smells like whatever she’s been cooking - today it’s liver and onions 010
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026God the sound of these is fucking horrible I hate it 020
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Got that shit that makes Mario go bonkers loopy 250
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Got my first negative review from someone who’s clearly never been in the shop but just doesn’t like me for some reason. I’ve made it! 050
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026when you plan to have a nice dinner and it goes wrong 020
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Finished my week off playing a gig in a field in the sun ☀️ 030
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Not even much of a cream tea guy but this scone was something else, matched the amazing view. 1100
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Had a nice walk around Baggy Point today. 0113
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Found this incredibly cursed shelf at the charity shop in Barnstaple. 020
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Your boomer parents when they have to actually drink water instead of forty cups of tea a day during the heatwave 070
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Back on my spacefaring bullshit, I love this game. 040
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026“Hmm nice lighting, largely in focus, interesting angle there to get the balls and shaft in, but the completely shaved pubic area is certainly a choice. Approved, with a warning mark.” 060
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 15/06/20261 egg-on, 1 bean-on - proper lunch. The American mind cannot compreh- [dragged offstage by hook] 0110
Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026this poncy middle class festival is getting ripped on Facebook for having a dress code lol 238115